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Title: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Jul 12^th, 2008 at 4:26pm

Moon that is !!!!!!!

Hello My Stonesian Brothers and Sisters .............................

That is right , a one Mr. Keith ( Dear Boy ) Moon showed up at The Brazen Head last evening , presumably to hear the legendary Irish Band " Stephen's Green " , and proceeded to drink the entire BAR under the table .

Forgive me for not posting this sooner , but your young Joey has a terrific hangover ( Keith can friggin DRINK ) , been shitting liquid all damn day and my arse is raw , RAW !!!!!! Indeed , I write this to you , dear reader , whilst sitting in a ' sitz bath ' allowing the soothing saline solution to penetrate me poohole thus easing the discomfort and promoting the healing which is so vital and coherent in today's posting milieu .

Anyway , Keith wanted me to tell everyone at ' Rocks Off ' that he said , " Hello " , that he absolutely LOVES the brand new board and that we can all expect Big Things from the Rolling Stones early next year . Asked if he cared to elaborate , Keith would only say that if we think this fall looks promising what with potential tours from : The Eagles , MACCA , U2 , The Who and possibly Led Zeppelin , just WAIT until January 2009 . I pressed further , but Keith had his eye on this gorgeous ' Look but do not Touch ' Germanic Blonde [ who was present with her husband by the way .... Yeah , Right ... like THAT would stop Keith ] and the two of them disappeared out on the back patio -- drinks in hand .....never to return .

Now , if you will please excuse me , I feel kinda dizzy ; am experiencing rapid heart beat ; blood vessel dilation , and a sensate ...................

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!

" Hit Me Ronnie !!!!! "

www.BrazenHeadPub.com

J'kins !

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Some Guy on Jul 12^th, 2008 at 5:02pm

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Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Jul 12^th, 2008 at 5:24pm

" . "

Some Guy ................

You make Joey say , ' Huh ?! '

why ?!

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Some Guy on Jul 12^th, 2008 at 5:59pm

Sup Joey, I got nuthin.

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 9:34am

" Sup Joey, I got nuthin "

My ' nizzle !!!!

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Some Guy on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 10:36am

lotta views but only 3 hits!

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 10:48am

Thread of the year so far :retarded

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by fireontheplatter on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 1:07pm

i prefer not to read about peoples bowl movements thank you very much. especially on a sunday morning.

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Ade on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 3:18pm

why would Keith Moon care about Paul McCartney and The Eagles?

i'm not convinced you met Keith Moon.

I strongly suspect, it was a doppelganger. :wtf3

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Some Guy on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 8:49am

you used to be my postin' doll.

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Starbuck on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 9:05am

this post is not going to stimulate the economy.

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 9:16am

" this post is not going to stimulate the economy "

What ?!

!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 9:17am

" you used to be my postin' doll "

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Some Guy on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 10:51am

this thread ribbed for her pleasure.

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Starbuck on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 10:59am

Some Guy wrote on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 10:51am:

this thread ribbed for her pleasure.

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by mojoman on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 11:02am

i was drinking with john bonham saturday night :pullanolte

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Some Guy on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 11:02am

Feds may bail this thread out.

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 4:21pm

" Feds may bail this thread out "

Why Not ?!

http://www.treasurydirect.gov/NP/BPDLogin?application=np

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by mojoman on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 4:25pm

Keep up the good work, and I shall see to it you become a bell *man*.

Title: Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Jul 15^th, 2008 at 8:26am

Bump for the pee pee

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