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Message started by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 9th, 2008 at 10:32pm

Title: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall content)
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 9th, 2008 at 10:32pm
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Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by Slavegirl on Jul 9th, 2008 at 11:06pm
OMG ooohh please say it ain't so bleh!!!!!!! No wonder Mick didn't want to hit that shit anymore lol hahahaha

:wow

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by parmeda on Jul 9th, 2008 at 11:18pm

Damn!   :aimama

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by FotiniD on Jul 10th, 2008 at 1:25am
I absolutely HATE paparazzi photos focusing on women's cellulite. For crying out loud. The sexism is unbelievable.  >:(

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Post by gorda on Jul 10th, 2008 at 1:25am
I seriously don't think that is really Jerry Hall.

She works out daily and follows a strict diet.  She does yoga every single day!  Furthermore, she goes to the spa often, where she gets massages.  Plus, she has accupunture, too.

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Post by Gazza on Jul 10th, 2008 at 6:17am

gorda wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 1:25am:
I seriously don't think that is really Jerry Hall.

She works out daily and follows a strict diet.  She does yoga every single day!  Furthermore, she goes to the spa often, where she gets massages.  Plus, she has accupunture, too.



She's also a 52 year old woman who has had four children.

I agree with Fotini. Intrusive, ageist, sexist voyeurism at its worst.

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Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jul 10th, 2008 at 6:28am
Amen Gazza!!

Even if it IS her, cellulite is a nasty reality of life.  She still is a beautiful woman.

It is sad how we all have been suckered  into "Hollywood beauty"

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by LadyJane on Jul 10th, 2008 at 6:39am

Slavegirl wrote on Jul 9th, 2008 at 11:06pm:
OMG ooohh please say it ain't so bleh!!!!!!! No wonder Mick didn't want to hit that shit anymore lol hahahaha

:wow




Ahhhhh......the naivete of the young.
Jerry was once a YOUNG hottie just like you.
Alas, time waits for no one..and it won't wait for YOU either.


LJ.

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by SweetVirginia on Jul 10th, 2008 at 6:58am
Jerry supposedly bragged to the tabs a few years ago that she didn't have an ounce of cellulite and they have been chasing her around beaches ever since. It's time they gave it a rest.

And LJ is right....it's not much of an accomplishment to be tight, toned and hot when you are young. Time waits for no one, but Jerry is still one cool lady.

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by gimmekeef on Jul 10th, 2008 at 8:39am
The interet age has really ramped up this type of personal invasion.Plus all those f'in tabloid shows every night on tv.Keep on rockin Jerry....

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by MaineMotels on Jul 10th, 2008 at 9:58am
The paparazzi fulfil a social role though. A celebrity obsessed culture needs the paparazzi to help keep our curiosity nourished.

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Post by gimmekeef on Jul 10th, 2008 at 10:11am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 9:58am:
The paparazzi fulfil a social role though. A celebrity obsessed culture needs the paparazzi to help keep our curiosity nourished.


Similar to the role maggots and rats play in the eco cycle perhaps?

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Post by MaineMotels on Jul 10th, 2008 at 10:20am

gimmekeef wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 10:11am:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 9:58am:
The paparazzi fulfil a social role though. A celebrity obsessed culture needs the paparazzi to help keep our curiosity nourished.


Similar to the role maggots and rats play in the eco cycle perhaps?


Yeah. Something like that. But one good pic can set up a guy for life. People do worse things for a living. Hit men for example.  

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 10th, 2008 at 10:39am

LadyJane wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 6:39am:

Slavegirl wrote on Jul 9th, 2008 at 11:06pm:
OMG ooohh please say it ain't so bleh!!!!!!! No wonder Mick didn't want to hit that shit anymore lol hahahaha

:wow




Ahhhhh......the naivete of the young.
Jerry was once a YOUNG hottie just like you.
Alas, time waits for no one..and it won't wait for YOU either.


LJ.


And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me
And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me

Time can tear down a building or destroy a woman's face (or legs)
Hours are like diamonds, don't let them waste

Time waits for no one, no favours has he
Time waits for no one, and he won't wait for me


or

When you're ooooooooooooold,
When you're ooooooooooooold,
nobody will know
that you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty


Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by MaineMotels on Jul 10th, 2008 at 10:45am

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 10:39am:
[quote

When you're ooooooooooooold,
When you're ooooooooooooold,
nobody will know
that you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty



Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by left shoe shuffle on Jul 10th, 2008 at 10:48am

'Necromancer'?

Could Jerry be hanging out with Rush?

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by MaineMotels on Jul 10th, 2008 at 11:51am

gimmekeef wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 10:11am:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 9:58am:
The paparazzi fulfil a social role though. A celebrity obsessed culture needs the paparazzi to help keep our curiosity nourished.


Similar to the role maggots and rats play in the eco cycle perhaps?


Carl Denham: And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive - a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World.

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by GotToRollMe on Jul 10th, 2008 at 12:05pm

Gazza wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 6:17am:
She's also a 52 year old woman who has had four children.

I agree with Fotini. Intrusive, ageist, sexist voyeurism at its worst.


Damn right. I'd like to see how many people could hold up to that kind of scrutiny when they're 52 and have had four children.

When you're young you think you're indestructible. Then time gets ahold of you and shows you different. Enjoy your youth while you still have it - time is a bitch!

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Post by MaineMotels on Jul 10th, 2008 at 12:14pm
All I was trying t say is that we are all guilty. Of sneaking the peek. We wouldn't even be reading or posting here if we weren't at all attracted by the side show. It's easy to feign disgust. And make believe moral superiority.....we is them and they is us. LOL. anyway.....

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Post by GotToRollMe on Jul 10th, 2008 at 12:21pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 12:14pm:
All I was trying t say is that we are all guilty. Of sneaking the peek. We wouldn't even be reading or posting here if we weren't at all attracted by the side show. It's easy to feign disgust. And make believe moral superiority.....we is them and they is us. LOL. anyway.....


I dunno about THAT...BUT...

DAMN those poporotsy!
:wtf3

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Aug 17th, 2008 at 1:50pm
Some more... the more relevant STONES CONTENT pictures ever posted... and someone dares to sign them!!









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Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by PartyDoll MEG on Aug 17th, 2008 at 1:56pm
Voodoo..you is sooooo BAD!!

Actually, cellulite aside as shown in the one photo, Jerry appears to be in great shape for a lady her age.  

I'd like to see just how good you guys would look in a speedo prancing around at the beach!!!!

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by Edith Grove on Aug 17th, 2008 at 3:05pm
I can see why Mick traded her in for a newer model.  :wtf3

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by LadyJane on Aug 17th, 2008 at 3:29pm

Edith Grove wrote on Aug 17th, 2008 at 3:05pm:
I can see why Mick traded her in for a newer model.  :wtf3


All men who have snide remarks to make, kindly post a photo of yourself (holding today's newspaper for date verification) in Speedos.

TIA.

LJ.

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by Edith Grove on Aug 17th, 2008 at 3:46pm
You mean I have to go out and buy a newspaper and Speedos just to show you my (not really so hot) bod?

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by steeldrivinghammer on Aug 18th, 2008 at 1:39pm
She has the money to fix it right?


Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by zooeyglass on Aug 18th, 2008 at 2:47pm
What a drag it is getting old....





Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by Slavegirl on Aug 19th, 2008 at 2:12pm
She doesnt look so bad in that last set of photos, and actually she looks quite awesome considering her age. Didn't mean to sound like a superficial jerk on my first comment, I was thinking with the mindset of a male rock star, which I have the tendency to do lol
:areyoufuckingserious

Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by Bitch on Aug 19th, 2008 at 3:14pm
Cellulite is not caused from fat, because even thin people can have cellulite. What causes it is poisonous toxins in the body, and water surrounds these toxins which causes the little bumps which we call cellulite. So this leads me to believe Jerry has lots of toxins stored in her body, which is caused by smoking, drugs and bad food products like junk food. Cellulite tells alot about a persons habits more than being fat or out of shape. For example, she can do yoga and work out every day, but until she detoxes from poisonous substances in the body, the cellulite will never go away no matter how much dieting and exercise she does. Store bought creams and lotions which claim to reduce cellulite are a total rip off, so it isnt something money can necessarily buy.  


Title: Re: Hot Legs!! I love you honey (Jerry Hall conten
Post by MaineMotels on Aug 19th, 2008 at 3:18pm
"What causes it is poisonous toxins in the body..."

I'm trying to cut down on poisonous toxins.

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