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Message started by Factory Girl on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 8:05am

Title: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (ns)
Post by Factory Girl on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 8:05am

msn.faxsports.com 7/3/08

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8308196?MSNHPHMA

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by TenThousandMotels on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 9:02am
I thought Kravitz was a married man.

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by Sioux on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 9:08am
And, isn't A-Rod hangin' with Madonna? Sounds like those 2 deserve each other.

OH. And their baby {second child}  is a mere 3 months old. Good grief.

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by TenThousandMotels on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 9:26am
TRICKS FOR CHICKS...
Chicks seem to like dudes that can do neat tricks like hit baseballs, pitch baseballs, operate wah wah pedals, pluck guitar strings, hang upside down from tall buildings in a straight jacket and chains, chew turnbuckles in a wresling ring, etc. There's tons of tricks and many we haven't even thought of yet.

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by Factory Girl on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 11:53am
From Fannation.com 7/3/08

http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/mlb?cnn=yes

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by tumbledsomebody on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 12:06pm
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=109205710


I feel sorry for the two little tiny baby girls.  The parents need to get their shit together

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by TenThousandMotels on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 12:16pm

Tumbled wrote on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 12:06pm:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=109205710


I feel sorry for the two little tiny baby girls.  The parents need to get their shit together


Proper parenthood isn't the answer. Granting sweeping new powers to CPS is. For the sake of the kids.

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by Joey on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 12:58pm
" I feel sorry for the two little tiny baby girls.  


Proper parenthood isn't the answer. Granting sweeping new powers to CPS is. For the sake of the kids.  "


What's really sad is that thanks to Bushie43 , today's lovely children face a future consisting of endless war in Iraq ( ..  Iran ?! ) , huge national deficits , soaring taxes at the state and local levels , job losses , off - shoring , inflation , recession , housing depression and a possible return to conscripted military service .

But , hey ?! ....... Who am I to argue ?!



" Four More YEARS  , Ronnie ?! "



Joey Obama ! ™

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by lotsajizz on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 1:25pm
to make it more complicated--Lenny & Madonna were once an item  :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by TenThousandMotels on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 2:31pm
A-Rod’s Wife Apparently Schtupping Lenny Kravitz Now
July 3rd, 2008 at 16:00 by Stuart Heritage
hecklerspray.com

Brace yourselves, this is complicated - remember how baseball star Alex Rodriguez might be having an affair with Madonna, who might be divorcing Guy Ritchie?

Well, get ready for another layer of confusion, because now Alex Rodriguez's wife Cynthia might have run off with Lenny Kravitz. The same Lenny Kravitz who used to be romantically linked to Madonna. However, as confusing and soap opera-y as all of this sounds, it might just all have a happy ending.

After all, Madonna is happy because she might be having sex with Alex Rodriguez, Alex Rodriguez is happy because he might be having sex with Madonna and Alex Rodriguez's wife is happy because she might be having sex with Lenny Kravitz. Everyone's happy. Except for Guy Ritchie, obviously, but it'll be a sad sad day when people start caring about his feelings.

Remember yesterday, when we told you that New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez was visiting Madonna late at night, even once right after his wife had given birth to their second child? Chances are you may have felt the tiniest twinge of pity towards Rodriguez's wife. After all, nobody likes to be cheated on. Especially moments after childbirth. Especially with veiny old ladies with weirdly immobile faces.

But it's OK, because Cynthia Rodriguez knows that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well, cold or bouncing up and down on a rockstar's genitals, anyway. Apparently she's chosen the latter.

According to reports, Cynthia Rodriguez has left Alex Rodriguez for good and has shacked up with Lenny Kravitz in Paris on some kind of erotic minibreak. Newsday has more:

While Rodriguez deals with accusations that he's been cavorting with Madonna, now comes the news out of left field that his wife Cynthia has fled to Paris for a romantic fling with rocker Lenny Kravitz. According to reports, Cynthia left her two children, the youngest just 3½ months old, back at their Miami home before flying to Paris.

Just so you know, we're actually about to give up blogging. We've decided to move to Miami and take a juvenile therapy course, because as soon as the youngest Rodriguez kid learns that her Dad may have ditched her for some rumpy-pumpy with Madonna and her mother may have ditched her shortly afterwards for some rumpy-pumpy with Lenny Kravitz, she's going to be a neverending source of income for us.

So that's it for today. Join us tomorrow when Guy Ritchie runs off and has an affair with the woman who Lenny Kravitz wrote It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over about, David Banda hooks up with newborn Rodriguez daughter number two and everything collides into a non-stop sex orgy so disgusting that you'll end up vomiting your optical nerve out of your bum.

Should be fun.


Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by mojoman on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 4:20pm
madonna has a fondness for rods.........

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by fireontheplatter on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 4:50pm
i think arods wife is hotter than madonna.  and thats not the wine talking.  you go lenny.

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by tumbledsomebody on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 7:01pm
"What's really sad is that thanks to Bushie43 , today's lovely children face a future consisting of endless war in Iraq ( ..  Iran ?! ) , huge national deficits , soaring taxes at the state and local levels , job losses , off - shoring , inflation , recession , housing depression and a possible return to conscripted military service .

But , hey ?! ....... Who am I to argue ?! "



too true Guiseppe.    poor fucking children...

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by mojoman on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 8:42pm

Tumbled wrote on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 7:01pm:
"What's really sad is that thanks to Bushie43 , today's lovely children face a future consisting of endless war in Iraq ( ..  Iran ?! ) , huge national deficits , soaring taxes at the state and local levels , job losses , off - shoring , inflation , recession , housing depression and a possible return to conscripted military service .

But , hey ?! ....... Who am I to argue ?! "



too true Guiseppe.    poor fucking children...



"War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength"

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by BUZZ on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 11:03pm
Holy Shit Man!

Whose fuckin who!?  :D

And everyone just wants to get fucked!

I hope Madonna likes Rods. :wtf3

I like Lenny    :D

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by TenThousandMotels on Jul 4th, 2008 at 8:00am

mojoman wrote on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 8:42pm:

Tumbled wrote on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 7:01pm:
"What's really sad is that thanks to Bushie43 , today's lovely children face a future consisting of endless war in Iraq ( ..  Iran ?! ) , huge national deficits , soaring taxes at the state and local levels , job losses , off - shoring , inflation , recession , housing depression and a possible return to conscripted military service .

But , hey ?! ....... Who am I to argue ?! "



too true Guiseppe.    poor fucking children...



"War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength"


Square is Cool


Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by Factory Girl on Jul 4th, 2008 at 9:30am

A-ROD is so much HOTTER than than Poor man's Jimi Hendrix.  



Btw, LK admitted that C-rod is staying at his house "as a friend."  What a douche.

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by TenThousandMotels on Jul 4th, 2008 at 10:04am

Factory Girl wrote on Jul 4th, 2008 at 9:30am:
A-ROD is so much HOTTER than than Poor man's Jimi Hendrix.  



Btw, LK admitted that C-rod is staying at his house "as a friend."  What a douche.


A-ROD is hot? Are you sure you're not mixing him up with Manny Ramirez-424?

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by robpop on Jul 30th, 2008 at 9:56pm
Looks like the Pirates will have something to do with Mann'ys future.  Even though he will never wear a Bucco uniform.

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by robpop on Jul 31st, 2008 at 4:04pm
Its done.  Manny is heading to the Dodgers.  Jason Bay to the BoSox...not all details out yet.

Title: Re: A-Rod's wife shacking up with Lenny Kravitz (n
Post by robpop on Jul 31st, 2008 at 4:09pm
http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080731&content_id=3231231&vkey=news_pit&fext=.jsp&c_id=pit

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