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Message started by sirmoonie on Jul 1st, 2008 at 1:35pm

Title: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 1st, 2008 at 1:35pm
Read it and weep!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080701160706.4pl3ba3e&show_article=1

Forty two fucking %%%% stoned?  Ain't no problem for the Land o' Free, Chisum.  Spangled!  Yes, I said Spangled!

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Nasty Habits on Jul 1st, 2008 at 1:41pm
We're number one because we try more often! :weed

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Post by mojoman on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:01pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 1st, 2008 at 1:35pm:
Read it and weep!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080701160706.4pl3ba3e&show_article=1

Forty two fucking %%%% stoned?  Ain't no problem for the Land o' Free, Chisum.  Spangled!  Yes, I said Spangled!




:smoking

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Post by Joey on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:03pm


< ---- Weeding ?!


" The study, released Monday, revealed that 16.2 percent of Americans had tried cocaine at least once, and 42.4 percent had used marijuana.

In second-place New Zealand, just 4.3 percent of study participants had used cocaine, and 41.9 percent marijuana.  "




**** YES !!!! *****


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Post by sirmoonie on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:09pm

Nasty Habits wrote on Jul 1st, 2008 at 1:41pm:
We're number one because we try more often! :weed

Talent alone didn't get us there.  Good old fashioned American stick-to-it-ness, while the rest of the world embraces the failed Marxo-Temperance policies of the past.

:pullanolte :pullanolte :pullanolte :pullanolte :pullanolte :pullanolte

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Some Guy on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:12pm
three hits a day...

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Post by Joey on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:16pm
" three hits a day "


that's right !


" I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down

Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (oh, yeah)
Because, (happiness) is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)

Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun
Happiness (bang bang shoot shoot)

Well don't you know that happiness (happiness) is a warm gun, (is a warm gun, yeah). "

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:21pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:12pm:
three hits a day...

Now, now, let's not turn this into the usual political Bush bash.  To George Walker Bush III's credit, our world-leading Drug Consumption Index occured on his watch.  No one comes close to how high we can fly!

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Joey on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:21pm
" We're number one because we try more often!  "


Some Things you just can not stop no matter HOW hard you try .




Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Joey on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:26pm
" Now, now, let's not turn this into the usual political Bush bash.  To George Walker Bush III's credit, our world-leading Drug Consumption Index occured on his watch.  No one comes close to how high we can fly "



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Post by Pdog on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:27pm
let's hope some spangled asshole don't run your kids over...

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Post by Joey on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:32pm
" let's hope some spangled asshole don't run .... as I am constipated  "



" Ways Of Wiping: The Pinch Method "



" You probably won't be able to pull this off with one square (thus greatly disappointing Sheryl Crow) but this technique should reduce the amount of toilet paper you need -- and make you cleaner as well.

Basically -- and this is really sad because I'm just realizing this at twenty-seven years old -- you just put a couple of squares between your index and thumb and pinch your butthole with them (from the front). Whereas a "wiping" motion will simply spread the feece out, creating more work, the pinch should suffice........ "


..... hope this helps  ( fade to white : like an angel )



" Pinch the Feece Out , Ronnie ! "


Jacky Cakes ! ™




Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:36pm

Pdog wrote on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:27pm:
let's hope some spangled asshole don't run your kids over...

Yes, that would certainly be terrible for me if that were to happen.  Thanks, I appreciate your thought in that regard, and similarly hope no one runs over your kids either.

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Post by Some Guy on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:44pm
jb made a wise decision.

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Post by tumbledsomebody on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:45pm
More importantly:
:smoking

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Post by lotsajizz on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:56pm
why does pdog hate America so?  why?  why?

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Post by Joey on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:58pm
" jb made a wise decision "

************* JOEY NOW GIVES EULOGY *******************

My Joshy need not be idolized ;
Or enlarged at ' Shidobee ' beyond what he was at '  Rocks Off ' .
He IS to be remembered as a kind and decent man ;
A man who saw wrong and tried to right it  ...
Saw suffering and tried to heal it  ...
Saw War and tried to STOP it .

And those of us who loved him ** Young Joey's voice now cracking with visceral and heartfelt emotion *** ;
And who take him to his ' transition ' here today .
Know that what he was and what he stood for ;
Will someday come to pass for all the world .
As he said many times in many posts throughout the decades ;
" Some Men see message boards the way they are and say , ' Why ?!?! '  ..... ' WHY ?!?! ' .........
I dream of message boards that never were and say , ' WTF ?!?! ' !!!!!!!! "

I Thank You For Your time Today !

Joey

...cue chorus :

Has anybody here seen my old friend Joshy?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.

Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to find some good for you and me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, and it's a-gonna be one day ...

Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walk up over the hill,
With Joshy, Martin and John.


Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 1st, 2008 at 3:04pm
For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like dope is making a comeback.

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Post by Some Guy on Jul 1st, 2008 at 3:08pm

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Post by robpop on Jul 1st, 2008 at 3:16pm

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 1st, 2008 at 3:17pm
This is real HIGH standards education, check this video out Ronnie  :smoking

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=53084

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Joey on Jul 1st, 2008 at 3:29pm
" For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like dope is making a comeback "


SirMoonie ........................................


Many things are making a comeback :

The Democratic Party

Inflation

Stagflation

Oil Shocks

Recessions ( Real Nasty Ones [ see : 1974 - 1975  ; 1980 ; 1981 - 1982 ]  )


JB



.......and THESE CATS !!!!! :






www.EaglesBand.com


I remain ...... forever ...... your Joeykins !


www.BRAZENHEADPUB.com





Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by robpop on Jul 1st, 2008 at 4:26pm
Those numbers just prove that 57.6% of Americans are liars.

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Joey on Jul 1st, 2008 at 4:47pm
" Those numbers just prove that 57.6% of Americans are liars "


< --- You make Joey smile .

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 1st, 2008 at 6:06pm

Joey wrote on Jul 1st, 2008 at 3:29pm:
" For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like dope is making a comeback "


SirMoonie ........................................


Many things are making a comeback :

The Democratic Party

Inflation

Stagflation

Oil Shocks

Recessions ( Real Nasty Ones [ see : 1974 - 1975  ; 1980 ; 1981 - 1982 ]  )


JB



.......and THESE CATS !!!!! :






www.EaglesBand.com

The United States hasn't been this stoned since we left the "Gold Standard."  Of course all that nonsense comes back into style.

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by robpop on Jul 1st, 2008 at 7:51pm

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Some Guy on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 11:47am
the kids got talent.

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Post by Joey on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 12:48pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 11:47am:
the kids got talent.




Hello Some Guy ......


Weeding ?!


Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Some Guy on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:26pm

Joey wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 12:48pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 11:47am:
the kids got talent.




Hello Some Guy ......


Weeding ?!

nope.

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Post by TenThousandMotels on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:37pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 11:47am:
the kids got talent.




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Post by robpop on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:41pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 11:47am:
the kids got talent.


“I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius. I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place. I’m not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it’s not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside.”  Kirsten Dunst  4-20-2007

Now I understand the whole "Cosmos" series.

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Post by Some Guy on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:45pm
I really don't see jb coming back any time soon.

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by robpop on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:52pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:45pm:
I really don't see jb coming back any time soon.



Archaic reference lost on newer posters.

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Post by Joey on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:58pm
"  I really don't see jb coming back any time soon "


J. B. is currently Weeding .

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Post by robpop on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:59pm
I don't see Hirewire Rob coming back anytime soon either.

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Joey on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 3:13pm
" He could pop in in and say hi once in awhile.  "


JB is now Hashishing !!!!!



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Post by Pdog on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 3:32pm

robpop wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:59pm:
I don't see Hirewire Rob coming back anytime soon either.


Do you think RSUSA made it back from his 18th tour of Iraq with the USO and Flava Flav?

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Post by Joey on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 3:56pm
" Do you think RSUSA made it back from his 18th tour of Iraq with the USO and Flava Flav ? "


Back to What ?!


$ 150.00 per barrel oil ?!


Stagflation ?!


Recession ?!


Economic Depression ?!


A Bear Market ?!


Why ?! ..... WHY ?!

http://finance.yahoo.com/


Developing ...........................

Shiver .................




Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by robpop on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 3:56pm

Pdog wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 3:32pm:

robpop wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:59pm:
I don't see Hirewire Rob coming back anytime soon either.


Do you think RSUSA made it back from his 18th tour of Iraq with the USO and Flava Flav?


I don't know, Pdog, I don't know.  But, I do know war sucks.  It really sucks.  Even if our side wins.  I have a few great uncles who saw some fucked up shit in the Pacific during WW II.  They never talk about being in the service.  Sure they are true Americans, but they never talk about their time in the military.  Meanwhile, (I'm not putting them down) I know plenty of people who served during peace time and brag about their service.  They talk about how we should "fuck up" the mideast.  

My point being..War should be the last alternative, when there is nothing else left.  I have not been there, but I have seen what it does, even in "victory".

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Post by Joey on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 3:58pm
" My point being..War should be the last alternative, when there is nothing else left.  I have not been there, but I have seen what it does ..... "



" War is one HELL of a way to settle a dispute " ( Keith John Moon  , 1785 )




JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !!!!

 

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Some Guy on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 4:10pm
Simmer down.

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Post by ijwthstd on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 4:10pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:36pm:

Pdog wrote on Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:27pm:
let's hope some spangled asshole don't run your kids over...

Yes, that would certainly be terrible for me if that were to happen.  Thanks, I appreciate your thought in that regard, and similarly hope no one runs over your kids either.



I got hit by a car when I was 6. It was pretty awesome. I missed school for 2 weeks and got all sorts of attention and toys and goodies. Right now I am tempted to hurl myself in front of a car again.

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Post by robpop on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 4:15pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 4:10pm:
Simmer down.


Soory, these beers got me simmered up.

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 5:23pm
After years of embarrassing headlines due to the failed policies of George Walker Bush III, I had thought that this news would be something that would bring Americans together with pride.

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Joey on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 5:29pm
" After years of embarrassing headlines due to the failed policies of George Walker Bush III, I had thought that this news would be something that would bring Americans together with pride "


Junior ain't done yet kids !!!!!!!!


" Six more months left in office Ronnie !!! "


Why ?!




'kins ! ™

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Post by sirmoonie on Jul 2nd, 2008 at 5:49pm
I'm fucking serious.  I thought we could all put aside our vast differences in intelligence, and come together like a giant collander of shrimp gumbo and gloat at the geekiness of the rest of the world.  I dared to dream.

Title: Re: USA!  USA!  USA!
Post by Joey on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 8:55am
"   I dared to dream "







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