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Title: Pay back time
Post by straycatuk on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:34am

After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk :aimama :-[

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 5:34am

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Gazza on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 8:04am

[quote author=straycatuk link=1214127284/0#0 date=1214127284]After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk :aimama :-[/quote]

Divorce her!

I've had the misfortune to see the cover of Start Me Up, and it's everything you can imagine it to be.

Your youngest son has great potential to be a future Rocks Off admin.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by gimmekeef on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:15am

Gazza wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 8:04am:

Gazza I hope you meant you saw it on Youtube.The vision of you actually at a Jovi concert...well its too hard to handle.....

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by LadyJane on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:25am

I do believe this IS grounds for divorce, sc uk.
I would bring your IPOD and just blast Stones into your brain throughout this two hour horror show.

We will pray for you and it sounds like your Son has the right idea!!!!

Drugs and Booze may also be in order. :booze :weed :pullanolte

LJ.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by gimmekeef on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:38am

Is there time to rush some of our special Samonella tomatoes over there?

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:48am

Straycatuk---this is horrible news.

At least we know you are raising your boy correctly.

Bring earplugs!!

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Starbuck on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:58am

to truly understand the lameness of bon jovi, you must watch this video through till the end. the first minute captures it, though....start me up starts around 3:24; shortly thereafter, bon jovi does a "mick jagger" impersonation that is only slightly worse than a pug post.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BuED3sJEQDQ

has gazza REALLY seen bon jovi live????

say it ain't so, joe!

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Stewed n Keefed on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:02am

Hi Straycatuk,

I'm in the same boat, the only difference is I'm going to both Twickenham shows. [smiley=cry.gif]

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Starbuck on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:06am

Stewed n Keefed wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:02am:

Hi Straycatuk,

I'm in the same boat, the only difference is I'm going to both Twickenham shows. [smiley=cry.gif]

my god....are you men or mice? who wears the pants in your relationships?

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:14am

et tu, S&K?

This is a dark day at Rocks Off!

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Joey on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:30am

" I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . "

WHAT ?!

!!!!!!!!!

I woke up for THIS ?! ...... WHY ?!

I am going to the pool .................... see ya kids !!!

'kins , He ..... GOT GAME !!!!!

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by sirmoonie on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 12:39pm

[quote author=straycatuk link=1214127284/0#0 date=1214127284]After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk :aimama :-[/quote]
That thing I PM'ed you about? With the wife swappng and all? Just forget about that. Forget you ever even heard from me.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Holden on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 3:24pm

Haha a friend of mine dragged me to see them in Tampa. I didn't tell Rocks Off out of fear of being banned and rediculed. But now that I see others coming out...

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by mojoman on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:07pm

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Sioux on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:45pm

[quote author=straycatuk link=1214127284/0#0 date=1214127284]After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk :aimama :-[/quote]

OH MY. I don't think there's anything we can say or do to help you. You are on your own.

Wear BIG ear plugs!! Maybe you can drown it out...

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Sioux on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:48pm

Stewed n Keefed wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:02am:

Hi Straycatuk,

I'm in the same boat, the only difference is I'm going to both Twickenham shows. [smiley=cry.gif]

Oh no, Steve! Not you too! :o :( :'( :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Gazza on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 5:51pm

Starbuck wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:58am:

I have seen Bon Jovi live. However they were opening for the Stones.

It was beyond horrid.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Gazza on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 5:54pm

gimmekeef wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:15am:

Gazza wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 8:04am:

Gazza I hope you meant you saw it on Youtube.The vision of you actually at a Jovi concert...well its too hard to handle.....

Some sick bastard on IORR posted a YouTube link to it. It was akin to viewing a musical version of "Two Girls - One Cup". You knew you'd be absolutely repulsed by it to the point where vomiting was a possibility, but you strangely felt compelled to watch the first minute until it got to be TOO much.

I would only pay money to watch Bon Jovi if it involved putting them in stocks and shooting them with an airgun loaded with their own shite.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Gazza on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 5:56pm

SweetVirginia wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:48am:

Straycatuk---this is horrible news.

At least we know you are raising your boy correctly.

Bring earplugs!!

Fuck earplugs. Do what Goebbels did and bring a cyanide capsule. It'll be less painful and the dreadful experience will be over so much faster.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by fireontheplatter on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:10pm

bon jovi did a 3 song set at the concert for ny at msg shorlly after 911...the acoustic, dead or alive is not that bad of a tune people.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Gazza on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:49pm

wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:10pm:

bon jovi did a 3 song set at the concert for ny at msg shorlly after 911...the acoustic, dead or alive is not that bad of a tune people.

"I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive.."

You're correct, Its not bad at all. Its absolutely vile. And its inclusion at that event was so toe-curlingly trite, I actually watched it from behind the settee as I was that embarrassed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfT71BHphUw

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:50pm

Gazza wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 5:54pm:

I would only pay money to watch Bon Jovi if it involved putting them in stocks and shooting them with an airgun loaded with their own shite.

You make me laugh out loud, G.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by fireontheplatter on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 7:12pm

Gazza wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:49pm:

wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:10pm:

bon jovi did a 3 song set at the concert for ny at msg shorlly after 911...the acoustic, dead or alive is not that bad of a tune people.

its not all that bad dude.....try closing your eyes.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Gazza on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 7:29pm

There are other orifices which would be closed first!

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by fireontheplatter on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 7:40pm

i tried. i give up

:wtf1

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 8:47pm

You should give up. You will never get Gazza to like anything Bon Jovi.
Can't be done.

Last summer he walked out of a bar, leaving his unfinished pint behind---just because they played a BJ song.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by fireontheplatter on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:03pm

SweetVirginia wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 8:47pm:

You should give up. You will never get Gazza to like anything Bon Jovi.
Can't be done.

Last summer he walked out of a bar, leaving his unfinished pint behind---just because they played a BJ song.

did you finish the pint?

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:55pm

Meg probably did.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by GotToRollMe on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:11pm

Gazza wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 7:29pm:

There are other orifices which would be closed first!

It's true! I watched that youtube vid, and even with the sound turned off, my asshole sealed up like one of those airlocked doors on the Starship Enterprise!
:Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by glencar on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 1:01am

Godspeed! I hope junior hits Tico Torres just as he starts his horrid drumming!

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by straycatuk on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 4:37am

Too far away to reach !
Awful beyond words . I told Jo she would have to drive home and walked out to the bar after 20 mins...............just after they murdered the greatest rock song ever , JJF !

Sound was better in the bar.....if you wanted to hear them ! WHY are they so big? I don't get it !

SHIT GUITARS (they have their own Blondie btw)
TUB THUMPING IDIOT DRUMMER
POODLE HAIRED POOR MAN'S MATT CLIFFORD (and he's shit)
Singer - don't even go there

SONGS ....yawn.

I may have to play SAL non stop for a few days

scuk

:funny

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by corgi37 on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 4:42am

The answer is simple. Convert to Islam and text your wife 3 times that you divorce her.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by Gazza on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 7:56am

straycatuk wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 4:37am:

Too far away to reach !
Awful beyond words . I told Jo she would have to drive home and walked out to the bar after 20 mins...............just after they murdered the greatest rock song ever , JJF !

Fuck me pink. It gets worse. Start me up was bad enough but its far from the Stones' best song. For them to even breathe the words Jumpin Jack Flash is worthy of a fatwa. I'd have committed hari kiri had I had to witness that/

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 8:21am

straycatuk wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 4:37am:

WHY are they so big? I don't get it !
:funny

It's simple....chicks dig him.

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by GotToRollMe on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 9:49am

I'M BLIND! TTM, YOU BASTARD!

Title: Re: Pay back time
Post by glencar on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 11:04am

straycatuk wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 4:37am:

Wow, this must be there "Little By Little" phase! The one good thing about you seeing them over there is that they're not playing here. I was almost coerced into seeing them 2 years but luckily I had to travel elsewhere instead.