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Title: Paris Poll Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 9th, 2008 at 8:50am
On the infamous 1-10 scale, how does Paris Hilton stack up amongst the worlds most beautiful women?
Guest welcome. One vote. I went with 7-8. But only because I've always been a sucker for blondes.....my favorite flavor....with raven black running a close second. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paris Hilton Isn’t Pregnant. Jurassic Park! June 8th, 2008 at 15:30 by Paul Sorrenti HecklerSpray.com It’s a scary time to be alive. Everywhere you look there are people dying, mothers crying, politicians lying and girlfriends prying. We are told global warming is going to drown us, terrorists are going to blow us up and Paris Hilton is going to have a baby - it’s all too much. The human body hasn’t evolved the capacity to deal with such misery, and so it seems that mass suicide is the only reasonable option. But wait! Put down your nooses, brothers and sisters! Kick off those high heels, rip off those fish nets and spit that orange to the floor, because it would appear that Paris Hilton aint pregnant after all! Yeah, we’re still gonna drown and be blown up, but really, who cares? The showbiz world bust a nut recently when it was reported aris Hilton’s belly had expanded to the size of a less malnourished girl’s. There seemed to be two options: 1) She ate something 2) She was pregnant Naturally, everyone thought she was pregnant. On first hearing the news, one reliable source spoke for us all when he told Hecklerspray: Fuck! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck! Fuck. Oh, just fuck it all, I mean, seriously, bollocks to it! Shit, you know? Jesus Christ. But a source who witnessed Paris Hilton on Friday night, dancing, drinking champagne and smoking cigarettes at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas, where she was filming her MTV reality show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, said that it’s clear the she isn’t pregnant at all: She’s clearly not pregnant. See? You’re probably thinking what we’re thinking, and what we’re thinking is this: It is quite easy to envisage Paris Hilton drinking and smoking while pregnant, just as it is quite easy to imagine her saying ‘my mum smoke and drank while she was pregnant with me, and look how I turned out!’ On the other hand, it’s also quite easy to imagine that, if Paris was to ever have an abortion, this is how she would go about celebrating it. And who could blame her? That’s one Paris Hilton party that Hecklerspray would be delighted to join in on. We’d turn up early, be vomiting over the karaoke machine before the clock struck 7pm, before belting out the best rendition of KC and the Sunshine Band that we could muster. Come on! But still, rather than throw your nooses away, probably best just store them in the cupboard for a while, you know, to be on the safe side. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Mr Jurkka on Jun 9th, 2008 at 8:54am
Tought poll. 9 was my choice.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 9th, 2008 at 9:29am
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 9th, 2008 at 9:54am TenThousandMotels wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 8:50am:
She's vile. I wouldnt touch her with yours, let alone a bargepole. I scratch myself every time I see her. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:03am Gazza wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 9:54am:
She's vile. quote] That can be a turn on for some guys....like me. :pullanolte |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:12am
She is the living embodiment of all that's wrong with 21st century culture. A total waste of sperm and egg.
She is to feminine sexiness what Bon Jovi are to rock n roll. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:13am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn4-2qMErgM
Harper Valley P.T.A." (Tom T. Hall) I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play She said, "Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A." The note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin' 'round with men and going wild And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way" It was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A. Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon They were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room And as she walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words she had to say She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A." Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town? And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down? Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little nip of gin Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites No I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A. The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:49am
" She's vile. I wouldnt touch her with yours, let alone a bargepole. I scratch myself every time I see her "
What ?! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:50am
" She is the living embodiment of all that's wrong with 21st century culture. A total waste of sperm and egg.
She is to feminine sexiness what Bon Jovi are to rock n roll " YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!!! | | V !!!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Some Guy on Jun 9th, 2008 at 11:15am Gazza wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:12am:
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Riffhard on Jun 9th, 2008 at 11:27am Gazza wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:12am:
Doh! Though I must say that I agree whole heartedly. She is a vapid vacant skank that was just fortunate enough to be born into money. The obsession with her has always left me cold. She offers nothing. Put her next to a true beauty like Angelina Jolie or Elizabeth Hurley and she looks like nothing but a huge nose with a nice ass. Riffy |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jun 9th, 2008 at 11:40am Gazza wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:12am:
Oh Gazza.. Please don't hold anything back... A bargepole?? ;D |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 9th, 2008 at 11:47am PartyDoll MEG wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 11:40am:
Yeah. Maybe that's worth reassessing. A cattleprod, then. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 9th, 2008 at 11:48am
I must rephrase the poll.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 9th, 2008 at 11:48am Joey wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:49am:
I'd eat that burger before I'd do the same to her every time, Joey. I'd take Mad Cow Disease over a dose of herpes anytime. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Jeep on Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:13pm Gazza wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 9:54am:
She's got the bargepole ! Try with a stake : |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:16pm Jeep wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:13pm:
Wow, Jeep..that was a lucky escape. That stake must have missed her brain by a mere 6 feet. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:17pm
Excuse me, but I always thought the Rolling Stones were all about sensuality and sluts.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Jeep on Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:23pm TenThousandMotels wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:17pm:
You're right, Stones and sluts, indivisible, with liberty and juices for all! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by sirmoonie on Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:29pm Gazza wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 10:12am:
Haha!!!! She is ridiculous, as is this cult around her. Jessica Simpson and a handfull of others as well. Completely manufactured personalities, like Teletubbies for retarded grownups. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:35pm
Be careful what you say about Paris. The "Curse of the Skinny Blonde' is still in play
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 9th, 2008 at 2:08pm
" Doh! Though I must say that I agree whole heartedly. She is a vapid vacant skank that was just fortunate enough to be born into money. The obsession with her has always left me cold. She offers nothing. Put her next to a true beauty like Angelina Jolie or Elizabeth Hurley and she looks like nothing but a huge nose with a nice ass. "
What you have in Ms. Paris Lynn Hilton is a young woman who is thoroughly American . Paris Hilton is really the history of this great country --- with all of its turmoil , bombast , passions emotions , contradictions and trends . When Paris succeeds it is AMERICA that succeeds .................... ....and when Paris Hilton fails it is AMERICA's Failure . It is all there -- all in one powerful woman . Ladies and Gentlemen ...... I present to you all ..... Ms. Paris Hilton !!! : { Thunderous Applause + Standing Ovation + cheers from the throngs } |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Some Guy on Jun 9th, 2008 at 2:13pm carbon footprint |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 9th, 2008 at 2:16pm
" Be careful what you say about Paris. The "Curse of the Skinny Blonde' is still in play "
...and so is the Curse of the Pee Pee !!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 9th, 2008 at 2:17pm
" I'd eat that burger before I'd do the same to her every time, Joey. "
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Ade on Jun 9th, 2008 at 2:57pm
Paris Hilton??? you've got to be kidding me. >:(
She looks like Andrew LLoyd Webber licking piss off a nettle. >:( She looks like a Bulldog chewing a wasp. >:( She's got a face like a bag of spanners. >:( She looks like she's crashed into the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down. >:( |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jun 9th, 2008 at 3:31pm Jeep wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:13pm:
Jeep I am a bit concerned about your ablity to find this photo so quickly(obviously, either she must know how to clean a pool or did you place her head on the wrong body). Do you have a "stash" of Paris photos at your disposal???!!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by chrisgirard on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:31pm
she does suck cock, that's a plus, wonder if she does anal now and then, that would be another point in her favor.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:43pm
" she does suck cock, that's a plus, wonder if she does anal now and then, that would be another point in her favor "
W- What ?! www.youporn.com |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Wild Bill on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:49pm TenThousandMotels wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 8:50am:
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Wild Bill on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:52pm Ms. Hilton is one of the most disgusting humanoids on the planet! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Wild Bill on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:55pm |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Some Guy on Jun 9th, 2008 at 6:02pm Joey wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 5:43pm:
Joey, what about the children? |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Jeep on Jun 10th, 2008 at 7:50am PartyDoll MEG wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 at 3:31pm:
No, no, I haven't a shrine in my home or my computer. Google is just my friend :D No photoshop job with the pool picture, Paris loves poles... http://planetsave.com/files/2007/10/paris-hilton-46.JPG And she loves to screw beside a pool : |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jun 10th, 2008 at 7:57am Jeep wrote on Jun 10th, 2008 at 7:50am:
Gazza ... See what your bargepole comment has come to?!!!! :wtf1 Paris with all sorts of tools!!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 10th, 2008 at 8:40am
" Joey, what about the children? "
Some Guy .................... we do this for ' The Kids ' . " Always ' doing it ' for the kids Ronnie ! " JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Wild Bill on Jun 10th, 2008 at 11:36am |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 10th, 2008 at 11:39am PartyDoll MEG wrote on Jun 10th, 2008 at 7:57am:
Thankfully it'll never be one that belongs to me.... |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by mojoman on Jun 10th, 2008 at 11:49am
i heard she likes bargepoles
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 10th, 2008 at 12:06pm
And yet Joey continues to wait patiently at the Brazen Head for her to walk through the door on her man feet.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Jeep on Jun 10th, 2008 at 12:30pm SweetVirginia wrote on Jun 10th, 2008 at 12:06pm:
But where was Joey last week end ? Paris was the special barmaid at the Brazen Head ! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 10th, 2008 at 2:15pm " But where was Joey last week end ? Paris was the special barmaid at the Brazen Head ! " Oh , ... MY !!!!!! Paris at the Brazen Head . I am speechless ( ..such a lovely vision of pure beauty ) You are much loved by Joey Please feel free to take the rest of the day off work . www.BrazenHeadPub.com Jacky Hilton ! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jun 10th, 2008 at 7:08pm
Well Paris can't be as big a tramp as Kim Kardashian. Has anyone seen her sex tape? Their is not an orifice that doesn't get used. :kissmyass...Or so I've been told anyway. :aimama
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Heart Of Stone on Jun 10th, 2008 at 8:28pm
Paris Hilton (or whatever her name is, shows how interested I am in her) has no effect on me, I watch T.V. & once in a while her name comes up, that's the only way I know her, she's a media star, she's got no talent in absolutely nothing, she's got a rich Daddy, & that's the only reason anybody on this planet knows her. :hilarious
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 10th, 2008 at 9:09pm |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by parmeda on Jun 10th, 2008 at 11:54pm A pig in an evening gown... ...IS STILL A PIG! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by TomL on Jun 11th, 2008 at 4:55am Paris is a queen. Any who dare cross her will have the Curse of the Pee Pee thrust upon them. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Honky Tonk Man on Jun 11th, 2008 at 5:28am
She's certainly not vile Gazza! :o
I didn't take into account what she may or not be as a person and basing it on looks alone, had to give her a 7 |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 11th, 2008 at 6:13am Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jun 11th, 2008 at 5:28am:
37 votes so far. 18 have voted "1-2". In my case, it was only because there wasnt a zero. To quote Keith - "I'd rather fuck a puddle". |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Honky Tonk Man on Jun 11th, 2008 at 9:00am Gazza wrote on Jun 11th, 2008 at 6:13am:
Ah, they are just copying you. You know the influence you hold ;) |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 11th, 2008 at 9:14am Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jun 11th, 2008 at 9:00am:
I duuno, she looks good to me, but like I've posted before....I've never been all that particular, especially in low lit seedy barrooms and roadside motels. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by gimmekeef on Jun 11th, 2008 at 9:47am |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 11th, 2008 at 9:50am Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jun 11th, 2008 at 9:00am:
Possibly. I can log in as an admin and view the votes. Whilst some posters such as Tom and Joey have no qualms about "coming out" in their admiration for the vapid, talentless little bubblehead, others may have fear of being publicly exposed and humiliated. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Honky Tonk Man on Jun 11th, 2008 at 10:02am
Tell you what Gazza. How about I post some pictures of Jordan and start a vote on her. With her not being so well known outside the UK, maybe people will be a little more honest? Or, as I suspect, would I be pushing my luck!! ;D
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 11th, 2008 at 10:16am
I hope I'm not confusing Paris Hilton with Ingrid Bergman.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 11th, 2008 at 3:10pm
" I hope I'm not confusing Paris Hilton with Ingrid Bergman. "
*** WTF ?! *** Why ?! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 11th, 2008 at 4:44pm
" Whilst some posters such as Tom and Joey have no qualms about "coming out" in their admiration for the vapid, talentless little bubblehead, others may have fear of being publicly exposed and humiliated "
Gazza ................................. You make young Joey weep and shit liquid Why ? ...... WHY do you make Joey use so much toilet paper ?! WHY ?! ..... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... WHY ?! WHY ?! ... WHY ?! .... 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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Trey Krimsin on Jun 11th, 2008 at 7:56pm
It's a disappointment you could not vote for a negative number in this poll.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 12th, 2008 at 4:39pm
" It's a disappointment you could not vote for
a negative number in this poll " !!!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 12th, 2008 at 8:19pm
She sings, too, Joey!
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 12th, 2008 at 9:47pm
She sings, too, Joey!
That's my girl .......................... Some Day Paris and your young Joey will be married . " Hit Me Ronnie ! " Jacky Hilton ! ™ |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Egon on Jun 13th, 2008 at 7:14am
She's a fucking Skank.
She's a fucking Skank. (in case you didn't get the message the 1st time) |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 13th, 2008 at 10:18am
" She's a fucking Skank. "
Baby Egon .............................. You make Joey cry Baby Joe |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Egon on Jun 13th, 2008 at 12:19pm
The only Paris that I wanna be in: http://www.panoramas.dk/fullscreen/fullscreen32.html
Now say it all with me: Skank! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 13th, 2008 at 12:23pm SweetVirginia wrote on Jun 12th, 2008 at 8:19pm:
By the look of that pic, her voice must be so horrible that her tits are trying to escape through her back. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 13th, 2008 at 12:44pm
" By the look of that pic, her voice must be so horrible that her tits are trying to escape through her back "
!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by GotToRollMe on Jun 13th, 2008 at 1:53pm SweetVirginia wrote on Jun 12th, 2008 at 8:19pm:
Oy vey. That pic is tasteless on so many levels. :pukey |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 13th, 2008 at 1:56pm
" Oy vey. That pic is tasteless on so many levels. "
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by gimmekeef on Jun 13th, 2008 at 2:00pm
LOL..Like she's really trying to sing? Looks to me like she's practicing her polishing skills
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 13th, 2008 at 2:00pm
" She's a fucking Skank. (in case you didn't get the message the 1st time ) "
Skank Weed ?! !!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 13th, 2008 at 3:42pm [/quote] Oy vey. That pic is tasteless on so many levels. :pukey[/quote] What? Paris? Tasteless???? |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by SweetVirginia on Jun 13th, 2008 at 3:44pm
She's the definition of class!
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by MrPleasant on Jun 13th, 2008 at 5:51pm
Paul Newman is prettier.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 15th, 2008 at 7:18pm
" Paul Newman is prettier. "
What ?! !!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by TenThousandMotels on Jun 16th, 2008 at 9:01am
Now shouldn't this poll be stickied? I mean after all these pix of Paris being posted, there's alot of sticky fingers and keyboards amongst the viewers.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 16th, 2008 at 9:17am
" mean after all these pix of Paris being posted, there's alot of sticky fingers and keyboards amongst the viewers. "
I really REALLY do believe that Mick Jagger is currently ' dating ' Paris Hilton ! J'Lo ! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Egon on Jun 16th, 2008 at 9:42am
hold on,
1 sec, just let me check....., Yep, Still a SKANK! |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Gazza on Jun 16th, 2008 at 12:05pm TenThousandMotels wrote on Jun 16th, 2008 at 9:01am:
The fact that the majority of voters in this poll have chosen the "1-2" category would suggest that the only bodily fluid being released is vomit. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by gimmekeef on Jun 16th, 2008 at 3:44pm
Doing research over the last 12 months.There has been more posts about Paris than Charlie Watts:
THATS JUST FUCKING WRONGGGGGGGGGGGG |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 16th, 2008 at 4:36pm |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Some Guy on Jun 16th, 2008 at 4:38pm
worst Joey ever.
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 16th, 2008 at 4:41pm
" worst Joey ever "
!!!!!!!! *** Congratulations Some Guy .... You just got Coleman'd !!!! *** |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by robpop on Jun 16th, 2008 at 4:41pm Some Guy wrote on Jun 16th, 2008 at 4:38pm:
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 16th, 2008 at 4:42pm
" Yep, Still a SKANK !!! "
WHAT ?! !!!!!!!! *** Congratulations .... You just got Coleman'd !!!! *** |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Some Guy on Jun 16th, 2008 at 4:48pm Joey wrote on Jun 16th, 2008 at 4:41pm:
Thank you, thank you very much. |
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Title: Re: Paris Poll Post by Joey on Jun 16th, 2008 at 4:59pm
" Thank you, thank you very much. "
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