Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding
The small people will play pranks at guitarist's daughter's wedding

Jun 5, 2008

The Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood is set to hire five dwarfs to perform at the forthcoming wedding of his daughter Leah Wood and TV producer Jack Macdonald.

According to The Sun the guitarist plans to hire the little fellas to dress up as elves and play humorous pranks on wedding guests. The plan is for the dwarves to leap out of bushes and steal ladies' hats.

The newspaper quotes an anonymous source as saying: "They're [Wood and his family] working on a theme based on the character of Puck – the cheeky sprite from Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'.

"The idea is to have little people in costumes popping up. It's going to be a fabulous do with no expense spared, and the elves will make it even more fun."

http://www.nme.com/news/tabloid-hell/37114

I can hear Keith now.."I draw the line at midgets"

Fuck it. I KNEW I should have learned to play the guitar.

gimmekeef wrote on Jun 5^th, 2008 at 10:20am:

I can hear Keith now.."I draw the line at midgets"

LOL

Gazza wrote on Jun 5^th, 2008 at 10:35am:

Fuck it. I KNEW I should have learned to play the guitar.

That should go without saying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPGlqSURRww&feature=related

:blankfriggingstare1

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p266/rtars/4003.gif

I rode a horse to my wedding, but dammit, I overlooked hiring midgets for tossing, wrestling, etc.  

       :whydontcha

I thought it said hires dwarfs for weeding.

" I thought it said hires dwarfs for weeding "




< -----   Weeding  ..........  ?!



WEEDING ?!



Did somebody say  , ' Weeding ' ?!


I feel ya Lil' Fella ( Lil' Fiji )



Weedykins ! :weed

vern?

" vern ? "

http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/28jews_jaws.jpg

Sorry if this has already been posted.

Maybe the Stones have another gig! The Rolling Stones reportedly are to perform at the upcoming wedding of Leah Wood, the daughter of Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood, in Surrey, England. A spokesman for Wood confirmed to the Daily Telegraph that dwarves are "one of the ideas that's been discussed."
"We want to keep back a few surprises for guests," he added.
The Rolling Stones are also scheduled to play during the celebration at Wood's home in Kingston-on-Thames, Surrey, the Telegraph said.

the Sun reported this too - "scheduled to play", er..does anyone really think so.

Typical lazy journalism I'd have thought - they're attending the wedding, so that means they're all going to play.

Unlikely at best

Gazza wrote on Jun 8^th, 2008 at 9:12am:

the Sun reported this too - "scheduled to play", er..does anyone really think so. Typical lazy journalism I'd have thought - they're attending the wedding, so that means they're all going to play. Unlikely at best

Suits me fine Im sick of the short warhorse wedding setlists anyway.But if they do maybe Ronnie's son will sell the soundboard like he was rumored to have done with the Voodoo sessions.

In fact, The Rolling Dwarfs are scheduled to perform at the wedding, including the song "Under my Tom Thumb"  :

http://i29.tinypic.com/xda1if.jpg

Jeep does it again.

Funny!

5 dwarfs is code for Ac/Dc is going to perform.

Jeep wrote on Jun 8^th, 2008 at 11:12am:

In fact, The Rolling Dwarfs are scheduled to perform at the wedding, including the song "Under my Tom Thumb"  : http://i29.tinypic.com/xda1if.jpg

I heard theyre also going to play

Little By Little
Short & Curlies
Wee wee Hours
Grown Up Wrong
Little Queenie
Little T&A

and

Low Down

i like beer.

Hiring dwarfs for Leah's wedding is a wacky idea, even for RONNIE! Has he gone mad??

Pdog wrote on Jun 8^th, 2008 at 11:28am:

5 dwarfs is code for Ac/Dc is going to perform.

Really? i didn´t think before! :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Bitch wrote on Jun 8^th, 2008 at 3:44pm:

Hiring dwarfs for Leah's wedding is a wacky idea, even for RONNIE! Has he gone mad??

Sounds like he's just having fun.

I remember seeing some pudgy dwarfs running around Elton John's Elizabethian Garden Party in Being Mick.  Must be an English thang.

I like AC DC. :perverted

Who is gonna be the clown, Ronnie himself ?