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🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽 (Read 526 times)
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🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽
Feb 9th, 2019 at 3:00pm
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🥑 I crossed the border 🌶 just to eat tacos 🌮!


In the United States 🇺🇸, the cows are fed corn 🌽 and the soda is flavored with corn syrup. 
In Mexico 🇲🇽, the cows are grass-fed 🌱 and the soda is made with pure sugar cane!
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Reply #1 - Feb 9th, 2019 at 3:32pm
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I crossed the border at Laredo in 1970. Not a snowball's chance in hell I'd do that again now.  Spooky post
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Summer 2019 LOL it will be a great movie LOL again
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Reply #3 - Feb 14th, 2019 at 3:52pm
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When I was attending San Diego State University, we would often cross the border on weekend evenings. About every 2 or 3 minutes, a cabby would stop us and ask if we wanted to see a show.
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I crossed the line, most recently, trying to carry home (undercover) a bottle of vodka. Until I was greeted with faces of 'WTF?' My family… may they be fine.

I sometimes feel sad for Mr. Donaldo, "el Trumpo;" he's had the same hate-speech all over again. He gives unhappy meals to athletes; his son-in-law seems like a total idiot; no one wants to shake his filthy hands; he wants a parade and a nobel prize (but got a 'razzie instead)… etc.  Just build him something, somewhere; at least not a daughter that looks like a barbie doll, and speaks like one. But… you know. JUST TO MAKE HIM SHUT UP.

He needs to start drink, liquor, ASAP. THAT would be fun.

Happy christmas everybody.
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Bluzdude wrote on Feb 14th, 2019 at 3:52pm:
When I was attending San Diego State University, we would often cross the border on weekend evenings. About every 2 or 3 minutes, a cabby would stop us and ask if we wanted to see a show.

This kind of show?  War horses couldn't drag me away Spooky post Oh no! not you again
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 5th, 2019 at 10:08am:
Bluzdude wrote on Feb 14th, 2019 at 3:52pm:
When I was attending San Diego State University, we would often cross the border on weekend evenings. About every 2 or 3 minutes, a cabby would stop us and ask if we wanted to see a show.

This kind of show?  War horses couldn't drag me away Spooky post Oh no! not you again

Grin Grin Grin Is there any other type of show in TJ? Stinky post
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Reply #7 - Mar 30th, 2019 at 11:39pm
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Edith Grove wrote on Feb 9th, 2019 at 3:32pm:
I crossed the border at Laredo in 1970. Not a snowball's chance in hell I'd do that again now.  Spooky post


Oh go ahead. Your buddy Donny will let you back in. Kiss my undercover ass
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