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gorda Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,131 Gender:	🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽 Feb 9^th, 2019 at 3:00pm 🥑 I crossed the border 🌶 just to eat tacos 🌮! In the United States 🇺🇸, the cows are fed corn 🌽 and the soda is flavored with corn syrup. In Mexico 🇲🇽, the cows are grass-fed 🌱 and the soda is made with pure sugar cane!
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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: 🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽 Reply #1 - Feb 9^th, 2019 at 3:32pm I crossed the border at Laredo in 1970. Not a snowball's chance in hell I'd do that again now.
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Online The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 15,991 Wonderland Gender:	Re: 🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽 Reply #2 - Feb 9^th, 2019 at 7:41pm Summer 2019 LOL it will be a great movie LOL again
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Bluzdude Rocks Off Regular Offline I'm here-that's all that matters. Rocks Off Rules! Posts: 439 Los Angeles Gender:	Re: 🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽 Reply #3 - Feb 14^th, 2019 at 3:52pm When I was attending San Diego State University, we would often cross the border on weekend evenings. About every 2 or 3 minutes, a cabby would stop us and ask if we wanted to see a show.
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Re: 🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽
Reply #4 - Feb 17^th, 2019 at 9:54pm

I crossed the line, most recently, trying to carry home (undercover) a bottle of vodka. Until I was greeted with faces of 'WTF?' My family… may they be fine.

I sometimes feel sad for Mr. Donaldo, "el Trumpo;" he's had the same hate-speech all over again. He gives unhappy meals to athletes; his son-in-law seems like a total idiot; no one wants to shake his filthy hands; he wants a parade and a nobel prize (but got a 'razzie instead)… etc. Just build him something, somewhere; at least not a daughter that looks like a barbie doll, and speaks like one. But… you know. JUST TO MAKE HIM SHUT UP.

He needs to start drink, liquor, ASAP. THAT would be fun.

Happy christmas everybody.

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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,931 San Mateo Gender:	Re: 🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽 Reply #5 - Mar 5^th, 2019 at 10:08am Bluzdude wrote on Feb 14^th, 2019 at 3:52pm: When I was attending San Diego State University, we would often cross the border on weekend evenings. About every 2 or 3 minutes, a cabby would stop us and ask if we wanted to see a show. This kind of show?
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Re: 🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽
Reply #6 - Mar 5^th, 2019 at 12:25pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 5^th, 2019 at 10:08am:

Bluzdude wrote on Feb 14^th, 2019 at 3:52pm:

When I was attending San Diego State University, we would often cross the border on weekend evenings. About every 2 or 3 minutes, a cabby would stop us and ask if we wanted to see a show.

This kind of show? War horses couldn't drag me away

Is there any other type of show in TJ? Stinky post

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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,931 San Mateo Gender:	Re: 🥑gorda crosses 🌮 the 🌶 border 🇺🇸🇲🇽 Reply #7 - Mar 30^th, 2019 at 11:39pm Edith Grove wrote on Feb 9^th, 2019 at 3:32pm: I crossed the border at Laredo in 1970. Not a snowball's chance in hell I'd do that again now. Oh go ahead. Your buddy Donny will let you back in.
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