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Jun 7th, 2018 at 7:05pm
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As part of our continuous improvement program we increased the levels for our members’ title to display, for the time being this is the new levels of posts to reach the title you want.

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Reply #1 - Jun 7th, 2018 at 7:43pm
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The only title I really like is Mistress, though I don't mind being called Mama by young partners.
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Reply #2 - Jun 7th, 2018 at 7:49pm
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Vooo...you just posted your 10Kth...and no title to show for it...

que pena!
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Reply #3 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 6:16am
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And I was just getting used to "having no life."  What a post Ronnie!!!!!
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #4 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 6:53am
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They call me the Breeze!
They call me Mr. Tibbs
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The Core Of The Rolling Stones is Charlie Watts Hi-Hat/The Sunshine Bores The Daylights Out Of Me/And Then We Became Naked/After the Skeet Shoot & Sweet Dreams Mary & #9 11/22/1968 @#500 2/19/2010 @#800 4/09/2011 @#888 10/28/2011 @#1000 2/2/12
 
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Reply #5 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 7:34am
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Reply #6 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 7:29pm
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The setlists page is finally being updated too.
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Reply #7 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 7:37pm
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Blank Frigging Stare
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Reply #8 - Jun 9th, 2018 at 8:01am
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Gazza wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 7:29pm:
The setlists page is finally being updated too.



You deserve compensation for that.  That was clever
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #9 - Jun 9th, 2018 at 10:36am
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I deserve some sleep!

Yeah, its long overdue. I've let it go for a few years but I finally got motivated to work on it again a couple of weeks ago.

Almost done, then comes the really tedious cross checking part of it
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Reply #10 - Jun 10th, 2018 at 7:16pm
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Too big of a gap from 3 to 7500. You should go up in equal increments of 1000 to 2000 or maybe 2500 to 5000. Just a suggestion.
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Reply #11 - Jun 10th, 2018 at 7:35pm
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Suggest "titles to display" and rankings you B&B
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Reply #12 - Jun 11th, 2018 at 8:12pm
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Less than 10 = I'm New
Less than 500   = Tiny Todger
Less than 1000 = Dandelion
Less than 2000 = Sticky Fingers
Less than 3000 = 2000 lightyears from home
Less than 5000 = Crazy Mama
Less than 10000 = Out Of Control
Greater than 10K = Worried about You
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Reply #13 - Jun 12th, 2018 at 7:13am
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Paranoid Android wrote on Jun 11th, 2018 at 8:12pm:
Less than 10 = I'm New
Less than 500   = Tiny Todger
Less than 1000 = Dandelion
Less than 2000 = Sticky Fingers
Less than 3000 = 2000 lightyears from home
Less than 5000 = Crazy Mama
Less than 10000 = Out Of Control
Greater than 10K = Worried about You


POSTING GOLD!
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Reply #14 - Jun 12th, 2018 at 8:14am
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Paltry titles......
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Reply #15 - Jun 12th, 2018 at 4:31pm
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That's funny LOL, but that "Tiny Todger" title could be the one for newbies

Too bad we cannot relate the titles to sex too, not just number of posts, because of that we cannot use "mistress" or "Tiny Todger" for ladies
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Reply #16 - Jun 13th, 2018 at 3:08am
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Paranoid Android wrote on Jun 11th, 2018 at 8:12pm:
Less than 10 = I'm New
Less than 500   = Tiny Todger
Less than 1000 = Dandelion
Less than 2000 = Sticky Fingers
Less than 3000 = 2000 lightyears from home
Less than 5000 = Crazy Mama
Less than 10000 = Out Of Control
Greater than 10K = Worried about You


Pretty good, but if we are going up by 1000's I would modify:

2000 posts should be 2000 Lightyears from Home
3000 = Respectable
4000 = Congratulations
5000= You got the Silver
6000= My Obsession
7000= Crackin Up
8000= Worried About You
9000= Off the Hook
10000 = Out of Control


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Reply #17 - Jun 13th, 2018 at 6:00pm
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jun 12th, 2018 at 4:31pm:
Too bad we cannot relate the titles to sex too,


I call BS on that...Edith is clearly a dude...and Bitch is as manly as they come...(JUST KIDDING ELLEN!!

My point is that I am not an Android and you are not a VooDoo Child...so what diff does it make?!? I am no Crazy mama...but that would work just fine...
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Reply #18 - Jun 13th, 2018 at 6:01pm
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Bitch wrote on Jun 13th, 2018 at 3:08am:
Paranoid Android wrote on Jun 11th, 2018 at 8:12pm:
Less than 10 = I'm New
Less than 500   = Tiny Todger
Less than 1000 = Dandelion
Less than 2000 = Sticky Fingers
Less than 3000 = 2000 lightyears from home
Less than 5000 = Crazy Mama
Less than 10000 = Out Of Control
Greater than 10K = Worried about You


Pretty good, but if we are going up by 1000's I would modify:

2000 posts should be 2000 Lightyears from Home
3000 = Respectable
4000 = Congratulations
5000= You got the Silver
6000= My Obsession
7000= Crackin Up
8000= Worried About You
9000= Off the Hook
10000 = Out of Control





I like YGTS and Respectable...Congrats gets an honorable mention as well...NICE!!
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Reply #19 - Jun 13th, 2018 at 7:18pm
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I'm a grumpy dinosaur today.

A real improvement plan would be to delete the Facebook account since there's precious few people who post here enough to get any of these new titles.
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Reply #20 - Jun 13th, 2018 at 8:23pm
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The people who post here are fun and this posting system is fun. I don't care if people post on FB too, its good to have choices.
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Paranoid Android wrote on Jun 13th, 2018 at 6:00pm:
Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jun 12th, 2018 at 4:31pm:
Too bad we cannot relate the titles to sex too,


I call BS on that...Edith is clearly a dude...



You sure 'bout dat ?


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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #22 - Jun 14th, 2018 at 9:56am
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Reply #23 - Jun 23rd, 2018 at 1:00pm
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Reply #24 - Jun 23rd, 2018 at 5:48pm
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You should  include TINY TODGER at 1000 or 500. Some newbies might not even know what it means!
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