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I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes (Read 794 times)
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I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Apr 24th, 2018 at 8:51pm
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I can hear you thinking "Nothing could ever compare to the
thrill of getting into Beggars, Bleed, Sticky, and Exile for the first time"

Well now, thanks to Samsung, you can stop your moaning and re-live your glory days

Samsung has employed a hypnotist to erase whatever entertainment memories you
choose, so you can see/hear it all again for the first time

This 20-minute program is called "Unspoil Me"

When you go to the link, you will have to authorize the following waiver...

"I’m over 18 years old, aware that the hypnosis can have real effect, I’m mentally
healthy and approve the terms and conditions."

http://www.samsung.com/se/unspoilme/eng/#

Damn! Can you believe they put the London Bach Choir on the new Stones album!?
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Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Reply #1 - Apr 24th, 2018 at 9:49pm
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At this point, probably better if you could invent a method of rolling up tight each Rolling Stone, tucking them neatly inside a squared-off, reusable plastic bag, and then using a vacuum cleaner hose to suck the air out of the bag for easy closet storage. 
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That guy that punched Mick at Altamont...and all the Hell's Angels...all that bad acid let them hear A Bigger Bang!!
 
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Reply #2 - Apr 25th, 2018 at 5:51am
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #3 - Apr 25th, 2018 at 7:07am
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this ain't bringing jb back.
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Reply #4 - Apr 25th, 2018 at 10:24am
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LOL for TV series and movies I don't need hypnosis I use to forget all

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I only get my rocks off while I'm sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping with your girlfriend!!
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Reply #5 - Apr 25th, 2018 at 1:13pm
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It works folks...I can't remember Joey now....well worth the time friends (sorry Joey...lol)


(waiting for the crossed arms Willis picture)
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"Runnin Like A Cat In A Thunderstorm"
 
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Reply #6 - Apr 27th, 2018 at 8:35pm
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I had forgotten how crazy the people on this website are!  Ha!  Ha!   Grin
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Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Reply #7 - Apr 28th, 2018 at 5:27pm
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Can you get their ancient asses into the studio? The new album is supposed to be out by Christmas but from what we're hearing, they're dragging their feet so much that it won't be Christmas 2018. I can lend you rope, floggers, a riding crop, a paddle and a wooden yardstick, if you need them.

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Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Reply #8 - May 12th, 2018 at 11:12pm
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A 20 minute version of Miss You? Puke all over me (wait that is BLEED)
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I'll shoot it to you straight and look you in the eye
So gimme just a minute and I'll tell you why
 
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Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Reply #9 - May 13th, 2018 at 11:13pm
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Wait
Who Am I?
Where am I?
What'S this Notebooking TV, thing I'm typing On?
It seems to be connected visually  to some strange group of blues fans?
Seems as if I forgot to remember to forget? odd?
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The Core Of The Rolling Stones is Charlie Watts Hi-Hat/The Sunshine Bores The Daylights Out Of Me/And Then We Became Naked/After the Skeet Shoot & Sweet Dreams Mary & #9 11/22/1968 @#500 2/19/2010 @#800 4/09/2011 @#888 10/28/2011 @#1000 2/2/12
 
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