'SEX ADDICT THERAPY GROUP' FOR JAGGER
By Dr. Beatrice Woman June 31, 2019
According to some anonymous sources, british singer Sir Mick Jagger, legendary member of the Rolling Stones band, recently inducted himself into a 'sex addict therapy group.'
An ex-worker pointed: "He needs to concentrate on his musical output." A co-worker of the performer explained that "perhaps he needs more space. Or hang some more with Baby Face." Award Grammy winner Jagger, 75 years of age, denied thie allegations, but was positive enough that there will be a new Rolling Stones album, sometime. Keith Richards was smoking, and said something about liquor consumption being nice.
“It is a known phenomenon,” said Dr. Woman. “In the U.K., there is an active shift going on. Fortunately thanks to sexual policy and public-health awareness, the incidence rate for the classical pregnancies caused by intercouse is declining. But unfortunately, the rate is still going up and it’s because of the individuals involved.”
The remaining Rolling Stones members declined to comment.
(drwoman.co.uk.)