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My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Sep 16th, 2017 at 6:33pm
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In answer to the common question "How can Keith Richards still be alive?!" my cousin said, "I don't think he really is. He's dead and just doesn't know it yet. He's really well-preserved because his innards are completely pickled in alcohol." I thought about this a while before I agreed that it was plausible.
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Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Reply #1 - Sep 17th, 2017 at 4:27pm
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He's aware of it, because he overtopped his replenishment in Munich.
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Reply #2 - Sep 18th, 2017 at 3:42am
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andrews27 wrote on Sep 17th, 2017 at 4:27pm:
He's aware of it, because he overtopped his replenishment in Munich.


I haven't been keeping up lately. What happened in Munich?
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Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Reply #3 - Sep 18th, 2017 at 6:04am
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The Stones are currently on tour. The tour is called No Filter, and they recently played a concert in Munich. Munich is known as a great place for beer, so Andrew made a joke in reference to that.
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Reply #4 - Sep 18th, 2017 at 4:04pm
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Oh, so he drank too much beer? I would've thought that would just result in him standing up in the bathroom a while.
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Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Reply #5 - Sep 20th, 2017 at 5:41am
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I read somewhere KEEF peed his pants on stage in Germany. I cant confirm this though I've been looking for pics. He's alive and pissing! Grin
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Reply #6 - Sep 20th, 2017 at 11:14pm
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Why would anyone want a picture of that? Poor guy.
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Reply #7 - Sep 21st, 2017 at 2:20pm
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everybody dies, just you never know when.
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Reply #8 - Sep 21st, 2017 at 3:58pm
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Bitch wrote on Sep 20th, 2017 at 5:41am:
I read somewhere KEEF peed his pants on stage in Germany. I cant confirm this though I've been looking for pics. He's alive and pissing! Grin


thats the working title. we piss anywhere


Freya Gin wrote on Sep 20th, 2017 at 11:14pm:
Why would anyone want a picture of that? Poor guy.


some pay extra for those kinda things. he must miss the days of underwear being thown onstage
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Reply #9 - Sep 21st, 2017 at 6:58pm
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Overspilled in Caroline?
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Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Reply #10 - Sep 21st, 2017 at 7:20pm
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Bitch wrote on Sep 20th, 2017 at 5:41am:
I read somewhere KEEF peed his pants on stage in Germany. I cant confirm this though I've been looking for pics. He's alive and pissing! Grin


Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas started that trend a few years ago now..........

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Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Reply #11 - Sep 21st, 2017 at 8:08pm
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I still haven't seen the Keith pix, and have no idea if it's true or not.  When I first posted, I only had just heard that he appeared inebriated at Munich.

He was spot on at Spielberg, though...no pun intended.

You'd think that if it happened, the Daily Mail would have, um, leaked it by now.

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That guy that punched Mick at Altamont...and all the Hell's Angels...all that bad acid let them hear A Bigger Bang!!
 
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