[b]Nice to be back again, how you all doin'? Been looking at fake news today. HEADLINE- A fat arsed Muther fucking shark washed up dead this mornin' on a Cornwall beach??? How the fuck is that a headline?
North Fucking Korea planning the biggest mutherfucking Guy Fawkes Night in history. Where's the USS Carl Vinson this morning?
Syria? And I turn on the computer,[and.......A..DEAD...FUCKING SHARK?????? DERRRRRR. Good greif Charlie Brown! YA YAS?
Been ROTFLMFAO for a full fucking year.
This is serious Mum! In 1932..U won't fucking believe this!
Australia declared WAR!!!!!!! WTF? on EMUS!
They sent a battalion..Yes that's right! A battalion of soldiers to fight the ENEMY; Which was cunning, and ELUSIVE! It was likened to the ZULU warrior! WAT? WAT? WATFORD?
You don't believe me?
Truth is stranger than fiction we drive thru there everynight.
Ya know...Everytime I drive thru the crossroads I'm scared there's a fucking EMU with a hardon!
Oh No! Don't peck off me arm!
Don't peck me leg!
This is how fucking retarded this rock...is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9G6WCsfoow/b]