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Happy Valentine's Day to my fellow pervs!
Feb 14th, 2017 at 11:20am
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May you get (choose as many as applicable) 1} laid, 2} a nice spanking, 3) flogging/cropping, 4) tied up, 5) other deviant sex act, as you desire. And don't forget the candy.
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Reply #1 - Feb 14th, 2017 at 12:30pm
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...and the flowers

Thanks, love that one as I have my phone flooded with crap about Valentine's Day, it must be named "The cheesiest day"
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I only get my rocks off while I'm sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping with your girlfriend!!
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No, Edith not Voo!

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I only get my rocks off while I'm sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping with your girlfriend!!
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Reply #4 - Feb 14th, 2017 at 1:59pm
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Well if those Trump greeting cards don't kill a person's libido I don't know what will.  Waka Jawaka

I'm Scrooging my VDay too, though it's sugar-free chocolate in my case. Still good stuff!
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I'm celebrating alone..again...lots of scotch and steak to tide me over......as well as a loud dose of Blue and Lonesome.
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I haven't wished even one person Happy Valentine's Day in real life. I'v learned that it's a bad idea to assume anyone is in a happy relationship unless you actually see them making out with somebody. Sp if you're not in a relationship, Happy Singles Day! I'll dedicate a sip of White Russian to you tonight.  Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint
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Reply #8 - Feb 20th, 2017 at 11:17am
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No need for store bought gifts ~ I gave my bf a blow job, he gave me money, and everybody's happy Grin
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Reply #9 - Feb 20th, 2017 at 12:36pm
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Bitch wrote on Feb 20th, 2017 at 11:17am:
No need for store bought gifts ~ I gave my bf a blow job, he gave me money, and everybody's happy Grin


rather ancient custom it appears! cheers to all
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Reply #10 - Feb 20th, 2017 at 5:35pm
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Bitch wrote on Feb 20th, 2017 at 11:17am:
No need for store bought gifts ~ I gave my bf a blow job, he gave me money, and everybody's happy Grin

Is that a boyfriend or a john?
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Reply #11 - Feb 20th, 2017 at 6:37pm
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Yeah, no freebies, dude. Nit even on V-Day.
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Reply #12 - Feb 23rd, 2017 at 7:00pm
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on Feb 20th, 2017 at 5:35pm:
Bitch wrote on Feb 20th, 2017 at 11:17am:
No need for store bought gifts ~ I gave my bf a blow job, he gave me money, and everybody's happy Grin

Is that a boyfriend or a john?


bf = boyfriend
It wasn't really a payment for sex, we're just giving each other what we want so if that isn't love, than what is? I think love means making someone else happy and them making you happy, but I'm no expert on love. Because in my world, I've truly never been fully committed ~ when it stops being fun, I move on. That's why I'm no expert. 
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