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Reply #50 - Aug 2nd, 2016 at 3:25pm
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Damn, she's like a female version of Mick. Cheesy
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I bought some new shoes off my drug dealer.  I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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I bought some new shoes off my drug dealer.  I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.


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I was texting and driving earlier today.  I may or may not have been drinking as well, depending who asks.  Anyway, I bumped into the car in front of me.  The driver gets out all pissy and turns out he was one of them little guys - a dwarf.  He's fuming, all spazzing out, and he says "I'm not happy!"  I said "Okay, well which one are you then?"
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Reply #54 - Aug 2nd, 2016 at 4:21pm
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Voodoo doesn't like K-e-n-o because of bandwidth arguments they had back in about 1973, and as a result, we are not allowed to use his name or the name of g-a-s-l-a-n-d. Whenever you type in K-e-n-o, it comes out "Lew", which is k-e-n-o's real first name. When you type in "g-a-s-l-a-n-d", it comes out "disneyland" in your post.

Along the same lines, if you type in "Gazza", it used to come out "tiny todger".

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Starbuck wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 4:21pm:
Voodoo doesn't like K-e-n-o because of bandwidth arguments they had back in about 1973, and as a result, we are not allowed to use his name or the name of g-a-s-l-a-n-d. Whenever you type in K-e-n-o, it comes out "Lew", which is k-e-n-o's real first name. When you type in "g-a-s-l-a-n-d", it comes out "disneyland" in your post.

Along the same lines, if you type in "Gazza", it used to come out "tiny todger".



Ah, OK. I was curious. Bit of a history lesson for a relative newbie like me. Thanks.
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?  One's a GoodYear, the other is a great year!

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sirmoonie wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 4:43pm:
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?  One's a GoodYear, the other is a great year!



Heh, yeah, that would be a great year for me!  Cool

But again, I guess Mick wouldn't agree.
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Mormons believe in baptism of the dead (also known as vicarious baptism or baptism by proxy) and that the process will get dead people out of hell, and into heaven.  Mormons care about your soul.  If you have dead relatives on a ledger or death roll anywhere in the Americas or Europe, chances are high that the Mormons have already tried to necro-bap your dead relatives up to Mormon heaven.  And in the highly unlikely event that any of this supernatural garbage works, your poor dead relatives are dancing with Mormon Jesus as we speak.

Anyway, the Mormons started dead bapping Jews killed during the German Holocaust (circa 1940-45) and getting those Jews up to Mormon heaven.  Millions of them - Germans murdered millions of Jews, including babies.  Jewish/Israeli leaders spazzed the fuck out when they heard about this creepy ass practice going on.  Can you blame them?  They asked the Mormons to stop, arguing that the Holocaust Jews being bapped into Mormon heaven had suffered enough during the Holocaust, and that eternity in Mormon heaven would just be adding insult to injury.
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Mormons believe in baptism of the dead (also known as vicarious baptism or baptism by proxy) and that the process will get dead people out of hell, and into heaven.  Mormons care about your soul.  If you have dead relatives on a ledger or death roll anywhere in the Americas or Europe, chances are high that the Mormons have already tried to necro-bap your dead relatives up to Mormon heaven.  And in the highly unlikely event that any of this supernatural garbage works, your poor dead relatives are dancing with Mormon Jesus as we speak.

Anyway, the Mormons started dead bapping Jews killed during the German Holocaust (circa 1940-45) and getting those Jews up to Mormon heaven.  Millions of them - Germans murdered millions of Jews, including babies.  Jewish/Israeli leaders spazzed the fuck out when they heard about this creepy ass practice going on.  Can you blame them?  They asked the Mormons to stop, arguing that the Holocaust Jews being bapped into Mormon heaven had suffered enough during the Holocaust, and that eternity in Mormon heaven would just be adding insult to injury.


Moonsmooch, Mormonism was an issue in 2012. This is 2016.

Please don't tell me you're voting for Trump!
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sirmoonie wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 7:52pm:
Mormons believe in baptism of the dead (also known as vicarious baptism or baptism by proxy) and that the process will get dead people out of hell, and into heaven.  Mormons care about your soul.  If you have dead relatives on a ledger or death roll anywhere in the Americas or Europe, chances are high that the Mormons have already tried to necro-bap your dead relatives up to Mormon heaven.  And in the highly unlikely event that any of this supernatural garbage works, your poor dead relatives are dancing with Mormon Jesus as we speak.

Anyway, the Mormons started dead bapping Jews killed during the German Holocaust (circa 1940-45) and getting those Jews up to Mormon heaven.  Millions of them - Germans murdered millions of Jews, including babies.  Jewish/Israeli leaders spazzed the fuck out when they heard about this creepy ass practice going on.  Can you blame them?  They asked the Mormons to stop, arguing that the Holocaust Jews being bapped into Mormon heaven had suffered enough during the Holocaust, and that eternity in Mormon heaven would just be adding insult to injury.


Moonsmooch, Mormonism was an issue in 2012. This is 2016.

Please don't tell me you're voting for Trump!


Mormonism is always an issue, Magoo.  Not as big as terrorism or prohibition, but certainly bigger than gay marriage or universal health care.

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Trump is the only righ choise!


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Wrong video! This is the one: (I got a little confused there, for a second . . . )



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Trump is never going to make it to the election. He is self imploding daily and wait until the debates. He'll make Palin look like Einstein. Clinton is unworthy too but she knows at least how to run a campaign. Would love to CNN and Fox on election night as the polls close. Final result one vote each there's of course. No one else bothers to vote.
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Ed Klein's book: Unlikeable: The Problem With Hillary hammers the final nails into the coffin of Hillary Rodham Clinton's flagging presidential aspirations???



Highly regarded journalist and political analyst Ed Klein has thoroughly documented HRC's decades-long trail of lies, deception, and conniving.

GOOD MESSAGE HERE....NOT TO MENTION that ED KLEIN who wrote the book on the Clintons - coming out -- said Hillary was called to the office of Valerie Jarret and Obama back in 2009 and they told her she had to stop sending emails thru her personal server --- OBVIOUSLY SHE DIDN'T LISTEN TO THEM. 



So, YES, Obama knew and Jarrett Knew and Huma knew along with how many others!!!!   

"FBI Director James Comey basically delivered a coded message to the American People and the world. He said,  she is guilty beyond any reasonable doubt, certainly should not be president and should be brought to justice, however, our country has been infiltrated and is basically corrupt!

Lynch and Obama made it clear to him...if he pressed for an indictment, he would be taking the Democrat nominee for president out of the election...If....he then failed to get a conviction...he would be facing charges of tampering with and changing the outcome of a federal election to which he would be facing the rest of his life in prison...



Now you know why he presented his case the way he did and why it was so obvious he was reluctant to not press for indictment.

Also....The key is in what Comey said...80 email chains.....that means an exchange between people...Hillary sending AND RECEIVING.....so if he charges Hillary he has to charge the others in the chain...what if the exchange is with Obama...it is not a stretch to think the Sec of State would be in email contact with POTUS....Let's just say...Bill went to Loretta and said shut this down...or else if Hillary is charged she will tell under oath that some of the emails were with the President...so he is also guilty of a felony...THAT is IMPEACHABLE...the Republicans would go for it...the Dem's would yell racism and the country erupts in violence......Lynch tells Comey...you better watch it or you could be to blame for violence tearing this country part...what is he to do???...



So Comey takes 20 minutes spelling out everything bad Hillary did....just like a trial in public.....then stops short to prevent any unrest......"

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Trump is never going to make it to the election. He is self imploding daily and wait until the debates. He'll make Palin look like Einstein. Clinton is unworthy too but she knows at least how to run a campaign. Would love to CNN and Fox on election night as the polls close. Final result one vote each there's of course. No one else bothers to vote.


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LOL Leonid, that's our old friend from India, he posted here loooooong time ago... Do you remember his name?


Sunnybandyo99

He was quite a character  really?
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