********* “ I Know This Super Highway …… This Bright Familiar Sun …… I Guess That I Am The Lucky One ! “ ***********
Hello Me Stoneslings . Well , it is certainly summertime and you know what that means ? That is right !! ….. Our favorite VIP Hostess Erin
serves the smooth retsina , she keeps one safe and warm --- just the calm before the storm ? Nah , it can only mean Emperor Xi , his Entourage
and your young Joey have come back ‘ Home At Last ‘ …….. Home At Last : Back to The Brazen Head -- where they care about what you are drinking
and when you are returning ----- especially when Xi is paying for everything
Our comely , curvaceous , voluptuous , opulent , alluring and sultry proprietress --- Madame Erin --- was definitely enchanting and certainly capable
of luring anyone to their destiny dressed in her translucent and diaphanous Two Piece Mesh Jumpsuit perfectly suited for the hot and humid summer months ;
such an ensemble immediately invites one inside the portrait -- Thank GOD she does not Sing
…… Canvas The Backdrop : Beautiful Woman !
Me Stonesian Brother and Sisters , after a couple of rounds of Premium Guinness Pints and Irish Car Bombs , it was time for Emperor Xi and myself to
get down to business . Xi willingly confided to me that over these past few months he has been visited in his sleep by the “ Ghost of Anna Chennault “ .
Yes , THAT Anna Chennault -- she of treasonous Nixon Fame who personally sabotaged the 1968 Paris Peace Talks and kept former Vice President Hubert
Humphrey OUT of the White House . ( In the early fall of 1968 there WAS a push by the Soviet Union to end the Vietnam War as the Soviets did not want to see
Red - Baiting former V.P. Richard Nixon as President . We Americans were losing 45 Men a Day on the South Vietnamese Battlefield and China -- whilst not sending
in combat troops -- did have hundreds of thousands of support troops [ Structural Engineers ; Infrastructure & Tarmac Repair Engineers ] in and around Hanoi
assisting the NVA by quickly & immediately repairing / replacing everything we were bombing and destroying . MADNESS ! Still , you can not seal a peace deal
if the South Vietnamese do not show up at the Conference Table and Anna -- at Nixon’s Instruction -- made damn sure the Vietnam War would keep going
onward for a very long time . )
*************** “ Politics Ain’t Beanbag ! “ ************** NASTY !!!!!!!!!! ********************
The Emperor went on to explain how ‘ somebody ‘ has been back - channeling the current United States / Chinese Trade Negotiations by informing
Xi and His Entourage that they will get a better deal under a 2021 Democratic Administration and all they need to do is wait out the 2020 Election by
arguing / negotiating the shape and size of the conference table . I asked the Emperor , “ Who would do such a thing to the Great Man --- President
Donald J. Trump ( “ PARAMOUNT “ Leader ! ) ? “ Xi replied , “ The answer is not too hard to figure out -- in fact , it is quite easy . Who has
been around Washington D.C. for a very long time with decades and decades of established Chinese Contacts ? Hint , ….. it sure as heck is not one
of the many ‘ one – percenters ‘ running for President ! “ I informed Emperor Xi that Washington D.C. , like Omaha , NE ; Greely CO ; Phoenix , AZ ,
is a Frontier Town and is very very hard on a POTUS ( ... they ran LBJ out – of – town ; Nixon resigned ; those poor Kennedy Brothers ; Ford ; Carter , etc . ) .
Perhaps it would be best to get something like this off of your chest ………………… **
Xi was about to divulge the answer when all of a sudden VIP Hostess Erin slinked back behind our side of the bar , whispered something into Xi’s ear ,
and the two of them disappeared into the Robert Emmett Room for the rest of the evening . Whew ! ….. Siren on the Rocks INDEED !!!!!