“ Knock Twice , Rap with your Cane ! …….. Feels Nice , you are out of the RAIN ! …….. We got your Skinny Girl ! ……… Here at the Western World ! “
Hello Me Stoneslings -- down at the Lido they may very well welcome you with sausage and beer , but here at The Brazen Head one can hang with Emperor
Xi and all of his friends ……. and everyone cheers ….. and that is a Good Thing . Me kins , The Emperor arrived into town a bit early Friday Evening for a quiet ,
tranquil and pleasant dinner over at Warren Buffet’s Home and then it was up the street to everyone’s favorite sanctuary for -- Get THIS : The Mount Veeder
Cabernet Sauvignon Double Magnum 2011 . Yes , me Stonesian Brothers and Sisters ….. THAT Double Magnum . This is The Hess Collection’s most iconic
Cabernet in a double magnum , three liters ; and as Xi himself is fond of saying , “ The More the Merrier . “ It is a bit pricey at $550.00 a bottle , but when an
individual is “ President – for – Life “ these types of challenges are hardly restricted as this elegant and age-worthy vintage is admirable for its structure , grace
and balance --- plus , it pairs well with Senior Bar Manager Christy .
Soon Emperor Xi and myself got down to business discussing Former Vice President Joe Biden’s Up-Coming Presidential Announcement . We both agreed that
Biden will wait [ ‘ Bide His Time ‘ ….. OUCH !!! 😊 ] in order to see if a United States and Chinese Trade Deal can be locked down this spring ….. and why not ?
The Great Man ---- President Donald J. Trump ( “ PARAMOUNT “ Leader ! ) was very clever in walking out last month in Hanoi -- It sent a clear message that
the U.S. President is not playing around , means business and is a very tough negotiator . As VIP Hostess Heather poured another glass of the Mount Veeder 2011 ,
Xi wondered if the average U.S. citizen can tolerate these lengthy trade discussions and brayed , “ these deliberations take time ; farmers , ranchers and Trump
Supporters can not ‘ take one for the team ‘ forever ! “ I looked The Emperor straight in the eye and exclaimed , “ Of course we can take the pain --- you do not
actually believe the American People truthfully think they are living in an actual DEMOCRACY , do you ?! … !!!!!! “ ***** :
Xi , his Entourage and myself immediately began laughing out loud --- with The Emperor actually spitting a little bit of wine on his priceless , handmade
one hundred percent silk tie --- clutching our stomachs as we fell off our bar stools and literally began rolling around on the parquet floor in sheer ecstasy .
Soon Bar Manager Christy came into the room , stated that we were all having just a little ( Lil’ ) bit too much fun , and escorted Emperor Xi into the Robert
Emmett room not to be seen again for the rest of the evening ……… with the Hess Mount Veeder 2011 ….. of course