*************** “ LAYERS AND LAYERS OF THERMAL UNDERWEAR “ … ?! …………. Not THESE Cats .. !!!!!!!!!!!! ***************
Hello Me Stoneslings . Midwestern Winters can be downright unpleasant ( read : Nasty ! ) if one is not the type to handle the Extremely
Cold Temperatures . When Emperor Xi and his Entourage arrived into town Friday Evening our Brazen Head had us covered with : Winter Beers !
Me Stonesian Brothers and Sisters , as you well know , there are indeed certain beers that will complement the winter season as they not
only warm your body down to your bones --- they will make you sleep that much better at night . Toss in the higher than normal alcohol
content , the seasonal spices and VIP Manager Heather and we have music to everyone’s ears : “ The Lagunitas Brown Shugga ! “
Me kins , this beautiful American Strong Ale [ ABV ( Alcohol By Volume ) : 10.8 %
] has a translucent , copper hue distinguishing it from
many of the best winter seasonal beers . Full - bodied and complex ( …. like many of the lovely new waitresses running around this place )
this beer features an amazing blend of flavors and aromas that nearly overwhelm the senses with rich brown sugar , freshly baked bread ,
and fruit / citrus tones . Vital ! .. Coherent ! …. AMAZING !!!
Soon Xi and myself got down to business discussing the upcoming political season . The Emperor and myself both agreed that former
Vice President Joe Biden will DEFINITELY toss his hat in the ring --- what else is he going to do with his time ? .. 70 is the new 50 .
Can Biden defeat The Great Man ----- President Donald J. Trump ( ‘ Magnificent ‘ Leader !!!! ) ….. ?! Not with a brand new trade deal .
This is a busy time for President Trump as he is very consumed with trying to put an end to the Seventy- Year Old Korean War , dodging
The DEMS ( ‘ THE DIMS !!!! ‘ ) and managing peaceful and impactful Chinese / United States Relations . Tough Stuff but The Don himself
was born for such astute machinations --- actually growing and thriving ‘ IN THE ARENA ‘ ! Xi remarked , “ If President Trump keeps up
his splendid progress you may have to declare another National Emergency in order to find the money to put President Trump’s face
on Mount Rushmore . “ I concurred and brayed , “ best to get started now so his portrait is complete in time for his 80th Birthday . “
A Nice Birthday Present INDEED !!!! I was thinking Trump’s Visage should be positioned next to Washington’s Face but was divided
on whether his countenance should be Mountain Centered or Portrait Centered ?
It was at that EXACT moment when VIP Manager Heather stopped to visit , gave Xi a great big Hug , and the two of them disappeared together
into the Robert Emmett Room not to be seen again for the rest of the Evening --- ‘ Brown Shugga ‘ Included .