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<  --------------- Another Friday Evening    ..................  Another Night of  ................ Wait for it !!!!!!!   .......   :







That is right .   THAT IS RIGHT !!!!!!   : 




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*********  " DRINKING WITH Xi :  SCOTCH TASTING : BRAZEN HEAD EDITION  !!!!!!!  "   ***********






Hello Me Stonesian Brothers and Sisters    



     Whilst our Great President Donald J. Trump ( ‘  RESPLENDENT Leader !   ‘  ) is very busy crisscrossing the country laying down his official , royal
Imprimatur on the upcoming 2018 Midterm Election  ,  Emperor Xi and myself met up at The Brazen Head Friday Evening for nice Scotch Tasting .
Yes , you heard me right me Stonesian Brothers and Sisters  , Xi has foregone the BarenJager in favor of , get THIS : LAPHROAIG 18 Year Old
Islay Single Malt Scotch Whiskey [ Introduced in the Year – of – our – Lord 2009 as a replacement for the ancient 15 Year Old ( Prince Charles’
sorely missed favourite Whiskey  , lest we forget ) ]  . Me Stoneslings , this is a much stronger , smoother , altogether gustier affair at 48 % and
priced : Three Hundred Dollars a Friggin Bottle  --  one better make sure you are imbibing with someone like Emperor Xi’s Deep Pockets as THIS young
Joey racks up bar tabs faster than the Hot Lil’ Waitresses around this fine Establishment get Knocked Up ( Instead of building The Wall why do
not we spend the billions of dollars on research and development for the Male Birth Control Pill ?! .!  ... !!!!!   …… but I digress . )
     Anyway , Xi and myself soon got down to business discussing the Republican chances of maintaining control of BOTH Congressional Chambers . 
I assured Xi that there WILL be an October [ Read : November 1st or 2nd ] Surprise but after the Democrats ( ‘ THE DIMS ! ‘ )  botched the
Justice Kavanaugh hearings all Republicans are now completely aligned with President Trump REGARDLESS of what comes out just before the vote.
Xi nodded in agreement and brayed , “  To the Victor belong the Spoils  “  and even remarked how the GOP might even pick up two or three
Senate Seats  . I concurred and stated that the House Vote will be so close that it might not even be until late December until we know what party
has complete control .  With that Emperor Xi ordered up another round of Guinness Pints  , laughed at Pocahontas’ failed ‘ Spit Kit ! ‘ results   ….
…….  ( “ That Lil’ Kit !  “   ………..   “ THAT Lil’ KIT !!!!!!  “  )  , whispered something into Assistant Bar Manager Heather’s right ear , and disappeared
with the scaldingly hot and EXTREMELY  lovely lady (  ….  Guinness Pint in Hand )  into the Robert Emmet Room for the rest of the EVENING !!!!!

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Reply #3777 - Oct 24th, 2018 at 8:02am
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That Paris Holehead is the best and the most gorgeous human being that ever appeared in this planet. (Before I knew about pornhub.) Which reminds me of a very important issue: what the heck is thtat???? ….    https://www.salon.com/2018/10/23/harley-davidson-sales-suffer-worst-decline-in-8...
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Reply #3778 - Oct 24th, 2018 at 8:54am
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Early voting is so popular that they are considering opening up closed military bases for voting to help with the large crowds. The big blue wave is shutting it all down.
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Reply #3779 - Oct 24th, 2018 at 9:57am
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Some Guy wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 8:54am:
Early voting is so popular that they are considering opening up closed military bases for voting to help with the large crowds. The big blue wave is shutting it all down.


Voter suppression in GA will reach new heights. How the fuck does a guy running for Governor still keep his job running the election system? Talk about a conflict of interest. Only here in Bubbaville.
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Reply #3780 - Oct 24th, 2018 at 10:11am
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Some Guy wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 8:54am:
Early voting is so popular that they are considering opening up closed military bases for voting to help with the large crowds.



I don't think that caravan will make it there before 11/6.
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #3781 - Oct 24th, 2018 at 10:23am
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Edith Grove wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 10:11am:
Some Guy wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 8:54am:
Early voting is so popular that they are considering opening up closed military bases for voting to help with the large crowds.



I don't think that caravan will make it there before 11/6.


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Reply #3782 - Oct 24th, 2018 at 11:27am
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Edith Grove wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 10:11am:
Some Guy wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 8:54am:
Early voting is so popular that they are considering opening up closed military bases for voting to help with the large crowds.



I don't think that caravan will make it there before 11/6.


Is that the one with every criminal known to man in it?
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Reply #3783 - Oct 24th, 2018 at 11:35am
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gimmekeef wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 11:27am:
Edith Grove wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 10:11am:
Some Guy wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 8:54am:
Early voting is so popular that they are considering opening up closed military bases for voting to help with the large crowds.



I don't think that caravan will make it there before 11/6.


Is that the one with every criminal known to man in it?




Well, not EVERY one !!



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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #3784 - Oct 24th, 2018 at 8:42pm
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Just watched TRUMP in WI. Man, he plays the crap out of the Stones before and after speeches (incl. YCAGWYW)! Did Mick and Keith give up on getting him to quit?
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<  ----------------   "  YES !!!!!   "   ........... What A SMOKIN' HOT PIECE OF TWENTY - TWO YEAR OLD ASS !!!!!!!!!!    :






"  ............. for whenever Mick needed a break from the baby mama... :  "








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" Mick Jagger shows no sign of slowing down his sex drive — as he’s dating two girls
at once!
The randy Rolling Stone, 75, was recently spotted with ballerina baby mama
Melanie Hamrick, 31, at Lavo nightclub in New York, even though he’s also involved
with 22-year-old film producer Noor Alfallah! “It really is a love triangle,” a source
told The National ENQUIRER, “and things are intensifying!”
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The moon is yellow and I like jell-o.
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a.completeunknown wrote on Oct 24th, 2018 at 8:42pm:
Just watched TRUMP in WI. Man, he plays the crap out of the Stones before and after speeches (incl. YCAGWYW)! Did Mick and Keith give up on getting him to quit?


They asked him to stop. Of course Sir Pompass just ignores them like he does everyone else. I can't wait for his reign to end and paly Down The Road A Piece at full blast
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Worst thread ever.
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Worst thread ever.


Yes, but the worst is that regardless of the subject title warning is one of the most popular threads

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     " It is May 1st , 1945 . Berlin is lost  . No German is safe . The Soviet army terrorizes the city , raping and looting as they battle their way toward the ultimate prize : the Reichstag . Capturing the vaunted seat of Nazi power and Adolph Hitler himself will avenge Germany's invasion of Russia five years ago . The streets are nothing but rubble ; full of corpses and waste . Dead German soldiers hang by their necks from street corner lampposts , executed by fanatical Nazis for retreating . The Berlin skyline is a haze of smoke and fire , the thud of artillery fire never ending .
     Inside Adolph Hitler's underground bunker , the party is coming to an end . Ever since the Fuhrer committed suicide two days ago , the soldiers , secretaries  , and other bunker staff have danced and drunk champagne , knowing these might be their final days . The paranoia that preceded Hitler's death has now been replaced by cold fear about what comes next . The Russians will not go easy on the Fuhrer's personal staff . Whether they will be murdered or imprisoned in a Soviet gulag  , no one knows . Each man and woman longs to escape   --  flee the bunker and run for their lives . But that is not a possibility  , for such behavior might be deemed a betrayal . the penalty could be a gunshot to the head by the SS or Gestapo who remain on duty .
     Only Martin Bormann remains calm . The bunker now belongs to him . The forty - four - year - old bureaucrat has been loyal to Adolph Hitler for more than a dozen years , serving as his personal secretary and right - hand man . Bormann holds the title of SS  --  Reichsleiter .
     Nothing Hitler accomplished during the war has taken place without Bormann's knowledge . He has been married for sixteen years to the former Gerda Buch , who has given him ten children . But Bormann rarely sees his family -- his loyalty has been to Hitler alone . The Brown Eminence , as Bormann is known , was the Fuhrer's confident , financial adviser , and babysitter , enduring his leader's moods and whims with patience and cunning , always searching for ways to increase his own personal power .
     Bormann is a short , heavyset man with a fondness for cruel revenge . It was Bormann who suffered a perceived snub by famed tank general Erwin Rommel in the early days of World War II , then repaid the insult five years later by persuading the Fuhrer to order Rommel's execution after a failed plot to kill Hitler .
     Bormann is also a realist , foreseeing the fall of the Reich as long as two years ago . With Hitler's blessing , he began making plans for Germany's postwar resurrection . In August 1944 he allegedly coordinated a gathering of German industrialists in Strasbourg to facilitate the movement of corporate capital to other countries  , where it could be sheltered until after the war . Because of Bormann , 750 new companies have been established around the world to hide Nazi assets .
     Argentina is home to ninety - eight of these hidden corporations . Additionally , Bormann has overseen the shipment of diamonds , gold , and blue - chip stock certificates into the South American country . In an outrageous and still unproven act of deception , Bormann allegedly concocted Operation Tierra Del Fuego to ship this wealth to Buenos Aires by submarine . Bormann has also spent hours meticulously planning his eventual escape route from Berlin to Argentina , where he envisions a new life of power and luxury  . He will be the new Fuhrer  , a head of state whose nation has just fallen  .  ' Bury everything , ' Adolph Hitler warned Bormann , anticipating his own death . ' You will need it to return to power. '
     Bormann just needs to get out of the bunker alive .  "     
      






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Hey! I ate a banana last night. (Hours later…) Hey! There goes the banana! I'm so useless.
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Let us not forget that vicious hatred and mental illness affects persons of all political beliefs.
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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