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Hey Moonie
Jan 21^st, 2016 at 11:44pm

Seeing as you seem to be our very own biblical scholar, do you think with all these celebrity deaths, and feeling the shadow of the valley of darkness myself, ISIL, etc. Could we possibly be in the quickening?

Is judgement Day upon us? Will we be the quick, or the dead? I'm agog! Your opinion would be very interesting at this point in time. Oh! And a very happy New Year, hope you enjoyed the twiglets, whatever the fuck they are. As a kid I used to pig out on winkles(a shellfish of sorts), and Shandy Guinness come hogmany (Scottish New Year), Och! Let's get wellied(pissed, drunk,smashed, and put Exile on.

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Reply #1 - Jan 23^rd, 2016 at 7:44am

I know everything there is to know about the Bible. I am extremely well versed. Twiglets are savory snacks made by Jacobs. Used to be Peek Freans. You can order them on Amazon, much like you can order LSD on Silk Road. I am well versed. Well heeled. Ask me anything, I'll know it. I even know the third Bible upside down and backwards. I am self-well versed in all 3 Bibles. They are looking for The Leviathan off the coast of Rhodesia. Need a big fucking hook to land that fish!

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Reply #5 - Jan 23^rd, 2016 at 4:03pm

Bible questions for Moonpiddle:

How many of the following verses are real? Without looking them up?

1. She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20

2. Fuck you, Jesus, will ya? Gazza 23:69

3. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. . . . The Lord will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head. Deuteronomy 28:30-31,35

4. Ye shall not round the corners of your heads. Leviticus 19:27

5. Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother’s milk. Exodus 23:19

6. When a woman has a discharge, if her discharge in her body is blood, she shall continue in her menstrual impurity for seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening. Everything also on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean, and everything on which she sits shall be unclean. Leviticus 15: 19-20

7. I'm the man on the mountain, come on up. I'm the plowman in the valley with a face full of mud. Proverbs 13:27

8. If a man has sex with an animal, he must be put to death, and the animal must be killed. Leviticus 20:15 NLT

9. If a man has sex with a sheep, he shall be praised, provided the sheep is clean and unmarried. Nanky 42:34

10. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD. Deuteronomy 23:1

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,477 Gender:	Re: Hey Moonie Reply #6 - Jan 25^th, 2016 at 9:37am I'm with you Buckfinch. Buckslam. Bucknuts. Only the inexorable passage of time will reveal Him's will unto us. We soldier on. We fight for every morsel tossed in our direction.
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,477 Gender:	Re: Hey Moonie Reply #8 - Jan 25^th, 2016 at 8:22pm Yeah, Buckgink. Buckfizz. Bucknads. Try that with Islam, Buckpiss. Buck o' Piss. Chiselbuck. Sawbuck. Islam. Islamicalists. They will Hezbollah your ass upside down and backasswards. Shades of Rushdie. Shades of Maytag. Shades of Ibn Kalb. Shades of Ibn Haloof. Shades of Muhammed Q'awi. Hookah. Rhymes with Mookah.
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Reply #9 - Jan 26^th, 2016 at 9:21pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jan 23^rd, 2016 at 7:44am:

I know everything there is to know about the Bible. I am extremely well versed. Twiglets are savory snacks made by Jacobs. Used to be Peek Freans. You can order them on Amazon, much like you can order LSD on Silk Road. I am well versed. Well heeled. Ask me anything, I'll know it. I even know the third Bible upside down and backwards. I am self-well versed in all 3 Bibles. They are looking for The Leviathan off the coast of Rhodesia. Need a big fucking hook to land that fish!

I thought that thing was one of the Rapheaim.

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Reply #10 - Jan 26^th, 2016 at 9:24pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jan 23^rd, 2016 at 7:44am:

I know everything there is to know about the Bible. I am extremely well versed. Twiglets are savory snacks made by Jacobs. Used to be Peek Freans. You can order them on Amazon, much like you can order LSD on Silk Road. I am well versed. Well heeled. Ask me anything, I'll know it. I even know the third Bible upside down and backwards. I am self-well versed in all 3 Bibles. They are looking for The Leviathan off the coast of Rhodesia. Need a big fucking hook to land that fish!

Laughing my inner mind out. You're also very modest there ol' chum. Fucking hilarious! "I am well versed!" Indeed you are. Quick, or the dead?

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gypsymofo60 Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 491 Gender:	Re: Hey Moonie Reply #11 - Jan 26^th, 2016 at 9:24pm sirmoonie wrote on Jan 25^th, 2016 at 9:37am: I'm with you Buckfinch. Buckslam. Bucknuts. Only the inexorable passage of time will reveal Him's will unto us. We soldier on. We fight for every morsel tossed in our direction. BUCK'SFIZZ?
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,477 Gender:	Re: Hey Moonie Reply #14 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 2:55pm You got a problem with the Islamicalists, you come to me. Any other issues related to stability or anything existential, you see Him, if you can. If you are capable. Many are not. Shades of Thomas. Shades of O'Hare. Shades of Poncelet. Shades of Caufield at Lunts. That goes double for Buckbiff.
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Reply #15 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 10:17pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 2:55pm:

You got a problem with the Islamicalists, you come to me. Any other issues related to stability or anything existential, you see Him, if you can. If you are capable. Many are not. Shades of Thomas. Shades of O'Hare. Shades of Poncelet. Shades of Caufield at Lunts. That goes double for Buckbiff.

I don't have a problem with Islamiscts, per say, I have a problem with hi-jacked planes and tall buildings, or brief case nukes. Ahh! Apparently the good lord doesn't do existentialism, believe me I've asked. In fact, I think I may be damned, because he's never said too much to me. Why do you need 3 bibles? Is one for the Greek? One for the Latin, and one for William Tinsdale?

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Reply #16 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 10:56pm

Moonie, you are singlehandedly going to bring the wrath of the Sunni down upon us. It will be like Karbala all over again. Shades of Umar Ibn al Kattab....Shades of Yarmouk....

Ben Affleck will not be pleased.

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Reply #18 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 1:18pm

I took up your dare, Buckwhacker. I shouldered your burden. I am a Disciple of The Watch. I live through Him, and Him lives through me. Anyway, there are no Islamicalists posting here. Never seen a single one in all my years of posting. And they are easy to spot, with the Hezbollic outrage all the time. We don't even have any black people here. I've been trying to increase our diversity profile, but I've seen maybe 2 black people posting. There was a Jewish guy, but he was illiterate and never amounted to much. No Asians. It's pretty much just white people ("whitey"), a hard-core contingent of Hispanics, plus a smattering of admitted Germans. That's it. Egg smack. Soy smack. Duck smack. Buck smack.

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Reply #19 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 4:10pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jan 28^th, 2016 at 1:18pm:

I took up your dare, Buckwhacker. I shouldered your burden. I am a Disciple of The Watch. I live through Him, and Him lives through me. Anyway, there are no Islamicalists posting here. Never seen a single one in all my years of posting. And they are easy to spot, with the Hezbollic outrage all the time. We don't even have any black people here. I've been trying to increase our diversity profile, but I've seen maybe 2 black people posting. There was a Jewish guy, but he was illiterate and never amounted to much. No Asians. It's pretty much just white people ("whitey"), a hard-core contingent of Hispanics, plus a smattering of admitted Germans. That's it. Egg smack. Soy smack. Duck smack. Buck smack.

Just like a Trump rally, no?

I think we should go occupy a wildlife refuge somewhere. Who's with me?

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Reply #20 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 4:20pm

Starbuck wrote on Jan 28^th, 2016 at 4:10pm:

I think we should go occupy a wildlife refuge somewhere. Who's with me?

As I said on FB, when they asked for Pall Mall Menthol 100's, I knew they needed my leadership out in Burns toot sweet. Shades of Toots and the Maytals.

But fuck that, Bucky, yer idea screams better. Let's escalate from Summits of the Century to Stones Occupy.

I say we take over the Lodge at East Glacier, in Glacier Park, MT. There's a bar nearby on the Rez where peeps go to get the Mindslides. Right up our alley.

It'll be Nellcote West.

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Reply #21 - Feb 16^th, 2016 at 3:10pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jan 28^th, 2016 at 1:18pm:

I took up your dare, Buckwhacker. I shouldered your burden. I am a Disciple of The Watch. I live through Him, and Him lives through me. Anyway, there are no Islamicalists posting here. Never seen a single one in all my years of posting. And they are easy to spot, with the Hezbollic outrage all the time. We don't even have any black people here. I've been trying to increase our diversity profile, but I've seen maybe 2 black people posting. There was a Jewish guy, but he was illiterate and never amounted to much. No Asians. It's pretty much just white people ("whitey"), a hard-core contingent of Hispanics, plus a smattering of admitted Germans. That's it. Egg smack. Soy smack. Duck smack. Buck smack.

And a Limey or two, the Aussies have become suspiciously schtum over time. We used to hang out in the chat room. Everyone gone to Bondi?

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