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Bible questions for Moonpiddle:
How many of the following verses are real? Without looking them up?
1. She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20
2. Fuck you, Jesus, will ya? Gazza 23:69
3. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. . . . The Lord will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head. Deuteronomy 28:30-31,35
4. Ye shall not round the corners of your heads. Leviticus 19:27
5. Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother’s milk. Exodus 23:19
6. When a woman has a discharge, if her discharge in her body is blood, she shall continue in her menstrual impurity for seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening. Everything also on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean, and everything on which she sits shall be unclean. Leviticus 15: 19-20
7. I'm the man on the mountain, come on up. I'm the plowman in the valley with a face full of mud. Proverbs 13:27
8. If a man has sex with an animal, he must be put to death, and the animal must be killed. Leviticus 20:15 NLT
9. If a man has sex with a sheep, he shall be praised, provided the sheep is clean and unmarried. Nanky 42:34
10. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD. Deuteronomy 23:1
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