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Shakira plans to sing John Lennon's Imagine to the Pope!
Sep 24th, 2015 at 10:24pm
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During a recent interview, Shakira stated that she plans to sing John Lennon's song, Imagine to the Pope tomorrow!

What?  Is she retarded?  It's a beautiful song.  But, not appropriate?

http://us.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2015092427366/the-pope-dance-to-shakira/

Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
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Reply #1 - Sep 24th, 2015 at 11:17pm
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She should just twerk for him.  Bet he's never seen any of that before.  And he's deserves some twerk, unlike that Nazi Pope Ratzinger with all the Allied blood on his scumbag hands.
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Seminary puts pope-inspired beer on tap for Francis' stay


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This graphic provided by the Philadelphia Brewing Company, shows the label of a beer called Holy Wooder. The beer was inspired by Pope Francis' visit to Philadelphia. The brewery says it has delivered a half-keg of its playfully named Holy Wooder to St. Charles Borromeo Seminary. The Archdiocese of Philadelphia says it's a fun way for seminarians to celebrate the pope's visit. (Katy Loringer /Philadelphia Brewing Co. via AP)


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on September 24, 2015



PHILADELPHIA — It started out as a lark inspired by the frenzy over Pope Francis' visit to Philadelphia: a limited-run beer for the local bars with a playful name and a label showing the pontiff raising a gold-hued goblet of the stuff.

Holy Wooder, a powerful Belgian-style tripel, was already a hit with the downtown happy hour crowd when the seminary hosting Pope Francis this weekend called to say it wanted some, too.

The Philadelphia Brewing Company gladly obliged, delivering a half-keg to St. Charles Borromeo Seminary, just outside the city limits, late last week.

The Archdiocese of Philadelphia confirmed the order.

"We don't usually do home deliveries, but we made an exception," brewery co-owner Bill Barton said.



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In this photo taken Sept. 11, 2015 and provided by the Philadelphia Brewing Company, Marianne Morrison pours a glass Holy Wooder at Atlantis the Lost Bar in Philadelphia. The beer was inspired by Pope Francis' visit to Philadelphia. (Cameron Blyth/Philadelphia Brewing Co. via AP)



Francis will sleep at the seminary, located on a pastoral 75 acres, and return there to rest between events. On Sunday, he will greet bishops from around the world and pose for a photograph with seminarians, recreating an image featuring Pope John Paul II in 1979.

Archdiocese spokesman Ken Gavin said Thursday that having the beer on tap at St. Charles is a fun way for seminarians to celebrate the pope's visit.

It's unclear if Pope Francis will sample the suds he inspired, or if the former nightclub bouncer even enjoys beer like his predecessor, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI. The 88-year-old Benedict lifted a hearty stein to celebrate his birthday in April.

Holy Wooder has a 9.75 percent alcohol by volume, about twice the punch of a Budweiser. The brewery jokingly says Holy Wooder "guarantees to cleanse your soul and set you on the path to righteousness."

The name, suggested by design intern Katy Loringer, is a play on the way many Philadelphians say "water." She drew the label, framing Francis' head with a stained-glass halo and replacing his cross with the brewery's bright red logo.

It's one of eight beers inspired by the pope's visit.

Among the others are YOPO: You Only Pope Once, a pale ale; Papal Pleasure, a Belgian amber brewed in tanks blessed by a Catholic priest; and Jesus Wept, a German-style wheat beer.

The aptly named POPE: Pub on Passyunk East in South Philadelphia hosted a tasting of all eight beers this week. The bar collaborated with Philadelphia Brewing Company to produce Holy Wooder and declared it "the official beer of the POPE."

Only 2,000 gallons, or about 60 barrels, were made.

"It's at the highest demand of any product we've ever made," Barton said. "I've never seen anything like it. I wish we made more."


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Reply #4 - Sep 25th, 2015 at 6:20am
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First of all, the word RETARDED is NOT appropriate...

secondly...It is not an anti-religion song...its about putting everyone's personal shit aside and realize that we are all in this thing together.

Peace and Love...2 things that radical thinkers like jesus supposedly spoke about
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The Pope can kiss my ass............
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The Pope can kiss my ass............


Really> Why? This Pope is one of the most progressive in history. If your not Catholic I understand. But making a blanket statement like that is very strong. Have some respect for the man and other people who like him.
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mojoman will be attending this weekend

Maybe he can bless the Eagles while he's in town.  Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 9:33am:
gimmekeef wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 8:53am:
The Pope can kiss my ass............


Really> Why? This Pope is one of the most progressive in history. If your not Catholic I understand. But making a blanket statement like that is very strong. Have some respect for the man and other people who like him.


A man who leads the biggest cult in the history of mankind has no respect of mine. Yes this one seems more in tune..but religion is pablum for the masses. It is strong and I usually don't say things like here here or anywhere. Catholic Church has done much harm to many I hold dearly.
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Reply #11 - Sep 25th, 2015 at 1:19pm
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John also sang that "the pope smokes dope every day" in his song "New York City". A great track b.t.w.
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gimmekeef wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 12:13pm:
sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 9:33am:
gimmekeef wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 8:53am:
The Pope can kiss my ass............


Really> Why? This Pope is one of the most progressive in history. If your not Catholic I understand. But making a blanket statement like that is very strong. Have some respect for the man and other people who like him.


A man who leads the biggest cult in the history of mankind has no respect of mine. Yes this one seems more in tune..


Bonitas non est pessimis esse meliorem.  Bigest criminal organization on earth, and I can prove that.  Still, at least this Pope doesn't go around blaming the Allies for WWII and giving tributes to dead genocidal Schutzstaffel criminals on D-Day.  He's got that stuff going his ALL way!
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whenever you heard the motorcycles these past few days it meant the POPE was on the roll!!
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To a representative of the Vatican; NO POSSESSIONS? Fucking hilarious.
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gimmekeef wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 8:53am:
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I wanna kiss Shakira's ass.
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Reply #21 - Oct 6th, 2015 at 8:36pm
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All men love Shakira. Fact. The way she moves is unbelievable, she can sing, and she is gorgeous.
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sirmoonie wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 5:35pm:
gimmekeef wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 12:13pm:
sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 9:33am:
gimmekeef wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 8:53am:
The Pope can kiss my ass............


Really> Why? This Pope is one of the most progressive in history. If your not Catholic I understand. But making a blanket statement like that is very strong. Have some respect for the man and other people who like him.


A man who leads the biggest cult in the history of mankind has no respect of mine. Yes this one seems more in tune..


Bonitas non est pessimis esse meliorem.  Bigest criminal organization on earth, and I can prove that.  Still, at least this Pope doesn't go around blaming the Allies for WWII and giving tributes to dead genocidal Schutzstaffel criminals on D-Day.  He's got that stuff going his ALL way!

Bang on Moonie. Did the Lord say "Kiss the pope's arse"....? Stuff the Vatican. Murderers, thieves, don't drink their 1978 vintage. It'll kill ya.
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gimmekeef wrote on Sep 25th, 2015 at 8:53am:
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I wanna kiss Shakira's ass.



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All men love Shakira. Fact. The way she moves is unbelievable, she can sing, and she is gorgeous.

I don't! 'd rather fuck a dog to be honest.
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