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Sep 19th, 2015 at 12:47am
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My boss is a bitch.  I was just about to quit, when I realized that that is exactly what she wants.  So, instead, I'm going to my doctor's and get a note that will release me from work.  Rest and relax for a few days.  "Mental Health Break!"  Plus, I'm going to ask him for some more pills!  Seriously!
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Reply #1 - Sep 19th, 2015 at 4:37am
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Go out for a drink with her.  Get blasted with her.  Then spend the night together.  This works well.  She will never talk to you at work again.

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robpop wrote on Sep 19th, 2015 at 4:37am:
Go out for a drink with her.  Get blasted with her.  Then spend the night together.  This works well.  She will never talk to you at work again.


Thank you for responding.  I feel much better today.  Actually, about a year ago, fate brought us together at a hospital waiting room. There we were two "relatively young Latinas" (She's younger than me, but only by a few years.) waiting for our loved ones.  My mom survived.  Her husband survived.  It was a "bonding" moment.  I thought the feud was over, but, NOOO000ooo!  In her defense, I have been a bitch, too. But, only in retaliation.  That is how it is in the ghetto.  You need to punch back.   

Anyways, I need to change jobs, and find me a new boss!  An older, white man who is about to retire, and doesn't give a !@#!  Those make the best bosses! 
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It's been awhile since I beat up a boss, but it usually worked for its intended purpose.  Times are different now, though.  All ethical.

This one boss, I started slapping him around when he was washing his hands in the restroom sink.  The snot was flying!  I wiped the floor with that bastard.  Literally.
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sirmoonie wrote on Sep 19th, 2015 at 12:02pm:
It's been awhile since I beat up a boss, but it usually worked for its intended purpose.  Times are different now, though.  All ethical.

This one boss, I started slapping him around when he was washing his hands in the restroom sink.  The snot was flying!  I wiped the floor with that bastard.  Literally.



Ha!  Ha!  That's so funny!
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Reply #6 - Sep 20th, 2015 at 9:58am
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I think about 90% of the time you beat up your boss, you end up with a promotion and raise...especially if you make sure you get hit a few times and make it look like he/she beat the crap out of you...
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Most bosses are bitches, Gorda.....that's the problem with corporate America.....
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Reply #8 - Sep 20th, 2015 at 5:15pm
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Find a better job; never say 'goodbye,' and wave that asshole boss 'bye-bye.'
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Reply #9 - Sep 20th, 2015 at 9:16pm
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MP wrote on Sep 20th, 2015 at 2:16pm:
Most bosses are bitches, Gorda.....that's the problem with corporate America.....

That and a hundred billion other reasons. Oh no! not you again
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" Is she hot ?  "

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My sentiments EXACTLY !!!!!


Take her out for a drink after work some Friday during Happy Hour    ........ soon your troubles will ALL be over .


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" Is she hot ?  "

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My sentiments EXACTLY !!!!!


Take her out for a drink after work some Friday during Happy Hour    ........ soon your troubles will ALL be over .


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Is that how you did it, Joey?
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"   .............Is that how you did it, Joey?  "   



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Joey wrote on Sep 21st, 2015 at 10:41am:
" Is she hot ?  "

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My sentiments EXACTLY !!!!!


Take her out for a drink after work some Friday during Happy Hour    ........ soon your troubles will ALL be over .


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Is that how you did it, Joey?
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Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?  Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?
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FPM wrote on Sep 21st, 2015 at 2:40pm:
Joey wrote on Sep 21st, 2015 at 10:41am:
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My sentiments EXACTLY !!!!!


Take her out for a drink after work some Friday during Happy Hour    ........ soon your troubles will ALL be over .


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Is that how you did it, Joey?
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Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?  Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?


Who cares what someone looks like?....I want a smart, cost effective, people caring President who isn't looking to blow up half the world. Gender neutral.....give me a plan....and if you have been in Congress more than one term?......get a real job.
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" Who cares what someone looks like?....I want a smart, cost effective, people caring President who isn't looking to blow up half the world. Gender neutral.....give me a plan....and if you have been in Congress more than one term?......get a real job. "

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Oh, I  (  Your Young Joeykins  ) was there   .... I was there all right ..................... one week before 9/11 [ Labor Day Weekend ]  Carly and Michael Capellas shook hands and sealed a deal giving Hewlett Packard the right to buy out Compaq Computers ......... oh, I was there all right .................. watching the layoffs, the poor execution , the dwindling stock price ........................... the friggin horrific  E - Mails   ...... the board of directors firing Carly  ..............  I was there ............. and I state  .......... " NA !!!!  "   .... NEVER  AGAIN !!!!!!!


Joey " Bibi " Netanyahu !!!!!
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Some Guy wrote on Sep 21st, 2015 at 10:22am:
Is she hot?


5 years ago, she was very pretty.  Tall and thin.  I thought we were going to get along.  But, she started gaining weight, and becoming more unreasonable.  I guess the job causes stress, and she does a lot of stress eating.  I walk by her surrounded by her little "island" of secretaries eating donuts, muffins, pizza, chicken wings, etc.  Our other bosses hardly ever bought food.  But, when they did, they shared with everyone.  And, the previous boss before this one, used to get food catered from a local Italian restaurant!  Pasta and salad!  It's not about the food, but the snotty attitude.

Anyways, my doctor wrote me a letter and order me to go home and rest.  Ignore the emails and phone calls.  "What was that?  You desperately need my help?  Sorry, I can't let you borrow my !@#!  I bought that with my own money.  And, I was afraid if I left it behind while I was away, it would be stolen.  'Sou uma Barraqueira'"  Hee!  Hee!



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Magoo?

Moogie moogie whacka whacka.  How did we get another Eagles thread going?  Those people don't quit with that useless music, no matter how badly they get humiliated by Stones fans.  You kind of admire their tenaciousnessism.

Magoo?

Fiorina can't be president because of face.  Her mug.  Her countenance.  She looks like a goddam pigeon.  You can't elect a goddam pigeon to the goddam White House.  Magoo?
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Reply #21 - Sep 22nd, 2015 at 2:23pm
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Sing the bitch a song !




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gorda, I just want you to know that the video below is not a demeaning commentary about people who suffer from obesity. I have problems with obesity, and I intend to go on a diet tomorrow. Sunday. No alcohol. No greasy food. FYI: It's just --the video below-- a video about a pig --it's not a real pig-- who wants to make a complaint.

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I watched the pig video.  There is no connection to the gorda situation, with the fat boss.
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