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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH (Read 3,835 times)
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Sep 10th, 2015 at 8:41am
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Happy Birthday to everybody's favorite bitch. Have a great day E. Don't party too hard.  Better seen on weed! Let's go get drunk You rock! Who stole this one? (Seriously)

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Reply #1 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 8:43am
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We predicted this.
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Reply #2 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 8:48am
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Have a bitchin' birthday, Bitch !
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Best Bitch YET !!!!!!!!!!


Happy Happy Birthday Bitch !!!!
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Reply #4 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 12:05pm
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Happy Birthday Bitch!....keep on Bitchin!!!
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Reply #5 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 12:26pm
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Muy muy feliz cumple

Happy happy b-day
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Reply #6 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 5:02pm
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Happy Happy Birthday E!
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Reply #7 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 5:45pm
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Reply #8 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 8:26pm
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keep bitchin' bitch, love you so much!

¡Feliz cumpleaños mamacita!
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Reply #9 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 8:42pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLEN!!!

So sorry we didnt get to see you this summer Sad

Hope the next year brings you a tour and a whole lotta good stuff!!
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Reply #10 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 8:47pm
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Reply #11 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 8:51pm
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Thanks Rocks-offers!  The Stones are my inspiration because hey hey they got me rockin' now! I went out to a pub tonight called Tilted Kilt with some friends to celebrate. The classic rock radio station 105.9 was giving away a trip to London and Van Halen tickets, but I only won a t-shirt! The official birthday drink of the Pub is a "muff diver" which is a martini glass filled with a layer of baileys on top of a layer of guiness with a cherry on the bottom and whipped cream on the top. Then you muff dive your way to the cherry. Its totally awesomely disgusting in a good way, but after a few glasses of wine too I feel a headache coming on. Too much fun, another year older but I'm still young at heart!
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Reply #12 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 10:11pm
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Bitch wrote on Sep 10th, 2015 at 8:51pm:
Thanks Rocks-offers!  The Stones are my inspiration because hey hey they got me rockin' now! I went out to a pub tonight called Tilted Kilt with some friends to celebrate. The classic rock radio station 105.9 was giving away a trip to London and Van Halen tickets, but I only won a t-shirt! The official birthday drink of the Pub is a "muff diver" which is a martini glass filled with a layer of baileys on top of a layer of guiness with a cherry on the bottom and whipped cream on the top. Then you muff dive your way to the cherry. Its totally awesomely disgusting in a good way, but after a few glasses of wine too I feel a headache coming on. Too much fun, another year older but I'm still young at heart!

Rock on E!  You rock! Perverted Mick smoking more weed is good for your health Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint
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Reply #13 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 10:22pm
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Happy birthday, Ellen.

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Reply #14 - Sep 10th, 2015 at 10:37pm
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Happy B-Day, Bitch!
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Reply #15 - Sep 11th, 2015 at 5:05am
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Celebrate all weekend!!!

Happy Birthday E!!!!
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Reply #16 - Sep 11th, 2015 at 6:58am
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Happy Birthday to You Smiley ...

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Reply #17 - Sep 11th, 2015 at 7:43am
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Happy Birthday  Let's go get drunk
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Reply #18 - Sep 11th, 2015 at 4:49pm
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Happiest of birthdays too you El!!
enjoy your new age!!
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happy birthday! xoxo
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Reply #20 - Sep 13th, 2015 at 2:10pm
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Thanks for the birthday wishes ~ it's always good to have a reason to celebrate!
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Reply #21 - Sep 13th, 2015 at 3:52pm
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Tilted Kilt pub--is that in FLA?
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Reply #22 - Sep 13th, 2015 at 4:51pm
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Happy birthday yeah!
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Reply #23 - Sep 13th, 2015 at 5:03pm
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Great job, way to hit the numbers.  It's a numbers game, when it comes down to it.
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Reply #24 - Sep 13th, 2015 at 8:15pm
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sirmoonie wrote on Sep 13th, 2015 at 5:03pm:
Great job, way to hit the numbers.  It's a numbers game, when it comes down to it.


Does a certain Mrs. C  understand this concept?
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