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Yes! I'm fat! But, I can sing!
Apr 18th, 2015 at 2:21pm
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Yes!  I'm fat!  But, I can sing!  Those judges are idiots!


http://videos.estrellatv.com/video/ttmt-12-eliminatoria-nancy-rodriguez
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Reply #1 - Apr 18th, 2015 at 2:37pm
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GAWD! Those shows are so bad. You need to realize that those "talent" shows are as much and usually even more about the judges than the contestants...otherwise they would not try so hard to get Uber-Celebs as the judges ( Howard Stern, Heidi Klum, Steve Tyler, Christina Aguilera, Adam from Maron5, etc...

I am not sure if that was you or not in that video as you implied, but, uhm...Gratz, you tried your best.
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Reply #4 - Apr 18th, 2015 at 7:43pm
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I left Northern California at 4:00 a.m.  My audition was recorded at 1:00 a.m. the next day!  I was tired, hungry, and sick with the flu! Plus, I lost my earring!

I had fun.  I got to hang out with all the other artists back stage!  Especially, the dancers!  They were amazing!  In real life, it looks incredible!


http://videos.estrellatv.com/video/ttmt-12-eliminatorias-roger-y-sarahi
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Reply #5 - Apr 18th, 2015 at 10:22pm
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NOW ON YOUTUBE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6y3UnvL0wk&list=PLp8u7ZuNZw2vTUNSKkcYWlQdszarzp...

ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
N.R.: My name is Nancy Rodriguez. I’m 45 years old.  I come from San Jose, California.

Good Evening, Don Cheto.


Don Cheto: Good Evening.  What brings you here to this talent show?

N.R.: I came to Tengo Talento Mucho Talento, because I love to sing. 

I’m a little sick, and the people backstage gave me these little pills that make me feel a little high.  (Advil Cold and Sinus)


Ana Barbara:  No way!  I can tell!

N.R.: I have sung in karaoke bars.  People tell me, “Oh, you sing good!” and they bring me drinks!

Luis Coronel:  Why are you so shy?   (In Mexican slang)

N.R.: He’s cute.  He’s got something going on.

Don Cheto:  Who?  Me or Luis?

N.R.: You! (refers to Don Cheto)

I think I can win, maybe?  Why not?  Tonight, those four passes are mine!  Because I have talent, lots of talent!

N.R. singing Mexican corrido:
”You brought only suffering into my life.”

(Buzzers go off!  OUT!  OUT!  OUT!)

NO0oo!

"That cruel spite, I cannot erase . . ."

NO!  NO!  It’s because I have a little bit of a sore throat/cough! 

Ana!  Ana!  Please save me! 

Don Cheto!  Not even because I’m your fan!

No!  Let me start over!  I know I’ll sing Without You!


Sings "No I can’t forget this evening.  Or your face as you were leaving.  But I guess that’s just the way the story goes.”

It’s because I sing in English!


Ana Barbara:  Is this for reals?  Who brought her?

N.R.:  I sing in English!

I sing in English!


(Starts singing in English again.)

Sergio Catalain:  Thank You Anita.

Chupitos: Security!  They’re drugging the participants!

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Reply #6 - Apr 20th, 2015 at 7:16pm
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That's 2:05 of my life I'll never get back.
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Reply #7 - Apr 21st, 2015 at 4:49pm
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Starbuck wrote on Apr 20th, 2015 at 7:16pm:
That's 2:05 of my life I'll never get back.


There are refunds available but you gotta stand in line for 3 minutes to get one...so...
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Why this here gorda? toooooo much NSC
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Reply #9 - Apr 21st, 2015 at 5:39pm
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Gorda is this you in the video?
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Short, fat, Mexican-American.  Yup!  I think it's me.
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Reply #11 - Apr 23rd, 2015 at 6:49am
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Well it certainly brought tears to my eyes...

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Those sodding shows are are absolutely vile. It's pure voyuerism; Oh, I'm glad it's not me in front of the nation being judged by a bunch of has beens. Awfull! The worrying aspect is that so many bored, talentless wankers watch this rubbish. Where are the decent music shows. Even shoes like TOTPS suck.
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gypsymofo60 wrote on Apr 23rd, 2015 at 5:01pm:
Where are the decent music shows.



Where is the decent music?
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Those sodding shows are are absolutely vile. It's pure voyuerism; Oh, I'm glad it's not me in front of the nation being judged by a bunch of has beens. Awfull! The worrying aspect is that so many bored, talentless wankers watch this rubbish. Where are the decent music shows. Even shows like TOTPS suck.



Top of The Pops finished in 2006.

And yes, it had pretty much sucked for a long time. The top 40 sucking for a similar length of time had a lot to do with that!
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gypsymofo60 wrote on Apr 23rd, 2015 at 5:01pm:
Those sodding shows are are absolutely vile. It's pure voyuerism; Oh, I'm glad it's not me in front of the nation being judged by a bunch of has beens. Awfull! The worrying aspect is that so many bored, talentless wankers watch this rubbish. Where are the decent music shows. Even shows like TOTPS suck.



Top of The Pops finished in 2006.

And yes, it had pretty much sucked for a long time. The top 40 sucking for a similar length of time had a lot to do with that!



Thinking back to the 70's ...the TOP 40 was such a mix up Rock, Soul, R&B, Disco, Pop, with the occasional novelty single...now it is totally out of the factory assembly line...sad
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Para Android -
Please try this, a single released this very week from a quality artiste IMO...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hqb5gvWB60
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Reply #17 - Apr 25th, 2015 at 9:20pm
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Gazza wrote on Apr 25th, 2015 at 2:27pm:
gypsymofo60 wrote on Apr 23rd, 2015 at 5:01pm:
Those sodding shows are are absolutely vile. It's pure voyuerism; Oh, I'm glad it's not me in front of the nation being judged by a bunch of has beens. Awfull! The worrying aspect is that so many bored, talentless wankers watch this rubbish. Where are the decent music shows. Even shows like TOTPS suck.



Top of The Pops finished in 2006.

And yes, it had pretty much sucked for a long time. The top 40 sucking for a similar length of time had a lot to do with that!


What do you guys think of Later with Jools Holland?
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I am not sure if it is shown here in the US...even on BBCA, but I could be wrong.
I have seen it aboout a dozen times and enjoyed it. I was sad when he left Squeeze. I was fortunate enough to have seen him live w/ Squeeze and twice as a solo act.
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Para Android -
Please try this, a single released this very week from a quality artiste IMO...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hqb5gvWB60


Amazing!! thanks for the intro BZD!
A friend played her stuff for me a couple of years ago..l.thought she was OK, as the "singer-songwriter" tag kinda bores me (yes...there are exceptions)...but this single is straight up great!!
The production is true...and mix is nicely layered.

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You go, girl! Show them what you can do, and never mind the negative little people: they are so hung up on themselves, they can't even clean their derrières properly. And I can't stop using these goddamn sunglasses all the time.

Sorry... I got carried away. I wish you all the very best. You make me feel like going up to the roof, look up to the sky, watch a bird flying, and then have a very healthy breakfast. I do not recommend scrambled eggs, unless they are being cooked with olive oil. I do recommend the following:

One half of a graprefruit.
No coffee.
Tons of sugar.
Maybe one half-cooked egg.
One piece of toast.

And you will be ready to go. Have a splendid sunday, my fellow people; things will work out alright.

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I love you gordita. 



she hates being called gordita.
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There should be American Idol Dog Show!  Dogs love to sing and howl.

The judges can analyze dog performers.  Wait, I think I'm on to something...trademark that!
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Reply #24 - Apr 30th, 2015 at 11:50pm
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Factory Girl wrote on Apr 29th, 2015 at 7:15pm:
There should be American Idol Dog Show!  Dogs love to sing and howl.

The judges can analyze dog performers.  Wait, I think I'm on to something...trademark that!

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I think the judges got distracted by my weight, instead of focusing on the quality of my voice. 

Anyways, Roger and Sarahi, two dancers I met on the show, will probably bring the prize home to Northern Cali!  Yay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHE2ylN5vQ
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