SheRat
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This thread made me slightly nauseous.
1) I HOPE he's dating the classier one on the left whose makeup wasn't inspired by drag queens.
2) I thought this chick was some lifelong east coast ballerina? She's not got the juice to get into these parties...he must be showing off for her. That's cute but...
3) DO NOT GET ON A STAGE WITH COURTNEY FUCKING LOVE. Oh yeah, I know, I know, WTF does Mick care, it's an act of noblesse oblige, and he's certainly betrayed us with worse (though at least Aguilera can sing), but it doesn't take a stretch to imagine how insufferable Courtney will be for the next year, thinking Mick Jagger validated her existence by singing karaoke with her. She's never been one to think that whatever happens to her was merely coincidence or a random confluence of events. No, she'll take this to mean that she was, indeed, annointed by The Powers That Be to assault us with more news stories about being drunk onstage for her whole tour, ad infinitum.
4) Remind me never to screw anyone on this thread. Any moron who thinks he can come up with consistently interesting things to do with his dick for 3.5 hours is either spun out of his gourd and losing teeth and therefore unscrewable anyways or such a retard he doesn't deserve to have sex in the first place.
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