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Reply #100 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 5:04pm
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Just a tad jealous here. OK, you ever been to fucking Vladivostok, oh globetrotting one?
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Reply #101 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 6:18pm
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"   ....................    Just a tad jealous here. OK, you ever been to fucking Vladivostok, oh globetrotting one ?  "



<   ---------------- Weeding ?!     .... Hashishin' ... ?!

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Reply #102 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 6:32pm
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Mr. Yeats wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 5:04pm:
fucking Vladivostok, oh globetrotting one?


No, I'm afraid the closest I got to that is Krakov. I'll share some of my Krakov story, which I posted over there-----> in an anti-Eagles Flame War, just for shits and giggles.

"When I was in Krakow, I had a beautiful, sexually un-requited fling with this gorgeous Polish boy named Jaroslav Yenderevscek (groan). He was so beautiful and sweet and the night we met, we ended up at this Mexican bar (no shit) at 4 in the morning and the DJ there found out that some Americans were about so he played Hotel California for us (unbidden) and Jaroslav asked me to dance with him to it and he told me then that his dream was to ride across America on a Harley (heart breaking) and so I slow danced with him and we did a bunch of crotch grinding with the guitar solo, which was the closest I ever got to screwing the guy. Which was for the best because now I can imagine that it would have been amazing as opposed to knowing that it was average even though it held so much promise."

Nowadays, I content myself with watching Ewan MacGregor and Charley Boorman (it's so darling the way he spells it with an "ey") riding across Mongolia, etc. Someday, I tell myself. Someday.



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Reply #103 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 8:05pm
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"does anybody remember The Sir Stones-a-lot Anti-JB&Joey Board? "

fuck a bunch of jb.

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Reply #104 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 8:41pm
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Some Guy wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 8:05pm:
fuck a bunch of jb


Exactly the caliber of posting promoted by the Anti-JB&Joey LoveBoat Fiesta Board or whatever the fuck it was called.
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Reply #105 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 8:58pm
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SheRat wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 6:32pm:
Mr. Yeats wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 5:04pm:
fucking Vladivostok, oh globetrotting one?


No, I'm afraid the closest I got to that is Krakov. I'll share some of my Krakov story, which I posted over there-----> in an anti-Eagles Flame War, just for shits and giggles.

"When I was in Krakow, I had a beautiful, sexually un-requited fling with this gorgeous Polish boy named Jaroslav Yenderevscek (groan). He was so beautiful and sweet and the night we met, we ended up at this Mexican bar (no shit) at 4 in the morning and the DJ there found out that some Americans were about so he played Hotel California for us (unbidden) and Jaroslav asked me to dance with him to it and he told me then that his dream was to ride across America on a Harley (heart breaking) and so I slow danced with him and we did a bunch of crotch grinding with the guitar solo, which was the closest I ever got to screwing the guy. Which was for the best because now I can imagine that it would have been amazing as opposed to knowing that it was average even though it held so much promise."

Nowadays, I content myself with watching Ewan MacGregor and Charley Boorman (it's so darling the way he spells it with an "ey") riding across Mongolia, etc. Someday, I tell myself. Someday.




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Reply #106 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 9:49pm
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They don't call me SheRat for nothin'.
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Reply #107 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 9:57pm
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I shall no longer call you SheRat. From now on I'll refer to you as Debbie. Just for the sport in it. How does that sit with you, DEBBIE?
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Reply #108 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 10:22pm
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Aye aye, Cap'n! 

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Reply #109 - Jan 25th, 2015 at 4:55pm
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She would make an excellent first mate, Ms. Harry would.
Second and third too.
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Reply #110 - Jan 25th, 2015 at 5:22pm
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I toyed with posting this picture and I do so now, hoping that you'll appreciate it, Some Little Jerk.

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Reply #111 - Jan 25th, 2015 at 5:30pm
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Hello SheRat!.....weeding today????!!

hashishing!!!??? are you weeding today sister??!!

are you hashishing this fine day!?!?

OK hit me Ronnie!

Jaaaaackie!!

Yeatsykins!
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Reply #112 - Jan 25th, 2015 at 5:57pm
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I do not weed, Mr. Yeats. I do eat valerian like it's going out of style, though.

And good morning to you, sir.

I got drunk and watched Harry Potter and the Golden Goblet or whatever last night.

It was AWESOME.

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Reply #113 - Jan 25th, 2015 at 6:03pm
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I, too, do not weed, Debbie. I do , however, eat spirulina like it's going out of style.

And a fine morning to you as well, madam.
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Reply #114 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 4:15am
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" ............................. Yeatsykins ! ........... "




Yeatsykins  ................... ?!



YEATSYKINS   .... ?!   ... !!!!!!! 




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Reply #115 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 6:34am
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Aye Miss Rat. Looks like someone wants to scrub the poop deck. Me looking for a good whore.
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...Her love is ecstasy When her arms enfold me I hear her tender rhapsody But in reality, she doesn't Fucking know me...JMI once again..... running away with me...........
 
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Reply #116 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 8:45am
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" Aye Miss Rat. Looks like someone wants to scrub the poop deck. Me looking for a good whore. "


<  ------ Good Morning TomL    .........................

Weeding ?!    .... Hashishin'  ... ?!   ... Are you Weeding this Morning ?!  ... Hashishin'  ... ?!   Are you Hashishin'  ?!   Please  --- I 's just's got's to's knows  ........... Weeding ?!

Hashishin'......  ?!

Are You Hashishin'   ?!   


" Hit Me Ronnie !!!!   "   

" I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!   "   .... STONES IS STONES BABY !!!!!!    ...... This Thing is Bigger than ALL of us !!!!!!!   

BEST STONES YET !!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply #117 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 8:52am
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Morning Kins. I have to work today but was allllllllllllllllll weekend long. Kins its very lovely in Virginia at the end of May. May showers bring hashish flowers.
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Reply #118 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 8:56am
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TomL, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
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Reply #119 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 9:38am
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Aye Some Guy. Aye.
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Reply #120 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 10:50am
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Yes end of May!!

Very very nice here in Sweet Verginny.

Generally speaking, the house parties here are far less violent than in Omaha!!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/01/24/omaha-party-shooting/222975...
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Reply #122 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 12:17am
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TomL wrote on Jan 26th, 2015 at 6:34am:
Aye Miss Rat. Looks like someone wants to scrub the poop deck. Me looking for a good whore.


Oh right, TomL, as if. I know how you treat your girls.

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Reply #123 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 7:27am
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Mr. Yeats wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 3:36am:
No. I'm pretending to be an interesting, amusing chap of international sensibilities and culture, wit, and intellect because I'm none of those things.

Scottish? I'm no bloody jock. Me ancestors hailed from the wilds of County Donegal, four generations ago.

Why do you ask?


What part? My (paternal) grandparents are from around there. Still have family in that area, too.
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" .....  What part? My (paternal) grandparents are from around there. Still have family in that area, too.   "


Good Morning Gazza   ....................


Weeding ?!    .......... Hashishin'  ...... ?!


Are You Hashishin' this Morning  ?!

Weeding ?!   ... Please we's has all's got's to's knows .

Weeding ?!

Hashishin'  ............ ?!


" Hit Me Ronnie !!!  "


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