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Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Jun 19^th, 2014 at 4:39am

Charlie was disparaged for wearing beigey trous at the Walling Wail which allowed a gust of wind up and around Watts-areas where creepy crawlies might just otherwise lurk if given the chance.

But - given the rather slightly unexpectedly accentuated summer heats in more venues than expected - can the band really be expected to increase the esoteric quality & tightness of their trousers even slightly further at this stage?

This is a trousery tour and worth wondering whether it should have been titled ''14 Trousers On Fire"

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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,761 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #1 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 5:45am Do us all a favor and see how long you can hold your breath.
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lavendar Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,074 Buffalo,NY Gender:	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #2 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 7:20pm Did someone mention "tight pants"! The hogs have gone wild
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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,931 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #3 - Jun 20^th, 2014 at 9:56pm How long can you stay under water with your mouth held open?....................oh by the way. You are a total dick.
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Reply #4 - Jun 20^th, 2014 at 10:31pm

It's perhaps no great crime though, or even especial dickishness, to spare a thought, as a fan, for matters such as trouser restrictiveness and oxygenation of testicles, in re. the band. Also, it's not entirely unacceptable, perhaps, to suggest trousers as a metaphor for the band's durability, tightness, fabric, showmanship, grooviness and so on?

A sticky finger up you, sir.

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Reply #5 - Jun 20^th, 2014 at 10:35pm

WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Jun 20^th, 2014 at 10:31pm:

Too bad this board doesn't have any Admins. Or your stupid ass would be gone. Why don't you stick to IORR. I'm sure you are a hit there. So long sucker

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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 531 Texas Gender:	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #6 - Jun 20^th, 2014 at 11:39pm I thought IORR burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp ? Investigators blamed its owner...
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Reply #7 - Jun 21^st, 2014 at 11:49am

Waitering, you certainly believe you can turn a witty phrase, but I'm afraid it has a tendency to litter the board. Just relax, stop seeking affirmation of your average intelligence and let the qualified adults handle the humor. Enjoy the board as I do: lurk and follow tours, setlists, and reviews while learning about bootlegs to add to your collection. Fight the urge to post - you can do it. Focus on Sticky Fingers Deluxe and a hoped for Hampton '81 official DVD release.

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Reply #8 - Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:45pm

SweetCharmed - it's been suggested I don't feed your bullying personality &/or autism further, but it's possibly noteworthy that I'm neither a lurker nor someone who has ever posted on IORR. But if I've done anything that Gazza or Voo disapprove of, I'll gladly resign.

Patioain't - I've never made any claims to wit or requests for affirmation. I don't come here for setlists, boots or outtakes (all taken care of, thanks), but for the (increasingly lovely) photos and for any new thoughts about the Stones that might be in the air.

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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,900 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #9 - Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:53pm Really, they must be used to wearing tight pants by now. But here is a serious question ~ as a man ages, do the balls get smaller?
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Reply #10 - Jun 21^st, 2014 at 11:32pm

WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:45pm:

Waiter,I don't know who's suggested anything to you. Other than the voices in your head. Nice try from a 16 yr old playing the bullying card. But I will say that you are good typing with one hand. Because God knows what you are doing with the other one. I'd rather read a million Joey threads than one of your posts. Gazza or Voodoo be damned. I'll call you out out on your juvenile bullshit whenever I feel like it.

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WaiteringOnAFiend Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,426	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #11 - Jun 22^nd, 2014 at 9:05pm Bitch wrote on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:53pm: as a man ages, do the balls get smaller? Sticky Finger Deluxe's inner sleeve (in multiple formats) will presumably offer a variety of answers to this poignant poser
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,477 Gender:	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #12 - Jun 22^nd, 2014 at 11:21pm There is no need to get your balls in an uproar on this thing. There is a time and a place for everything. The universe is unraveling as Him desires. Who are you to question Our Lord?
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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 531 Texas Gender:	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #13 - Jun 25^th, 2014 at 11:21pm Is it odd that my eyebrow hurts? Its never given me trouble before...
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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #14 - Jun 26^th, 2014 at 5:35am munichhilton wrote on Jun 25^th, 2014 at 11:21pm: Is it odd that my eyebrow hurts? Its never given me trouble before...
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #15 - Jun 26^th, 2014 at 11:08am munichhilton wrote on Jun 20^th, 2014 at 11:39pm: I thought IORR burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp ? Investigators blamed its owner... http://youtu.be/g3YiPC91QUk
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WaiteringOnAFiend Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,426	Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day? Reply #16 - Jun 26^th, 2014 at 9:51pm 'What, the (Beef) Curtains?' There's still, of course, a chance or three that BoBurden will be played this tour. But in re. Monty Pithon... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWlUu54muOs
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Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Reply #17 - Jul 5^th, 2014 at 6:13pm

WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2014 at 9:05pm:

Bitch wrote on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:53pm:

as a man ages, do the balls get smaller?

Sticky Finger Deluxe's inner sleeve (in multiple formats) will presumably offer a variety of answers to this poignant poser

Not! I have it and that young man in the tighty whities was Andy Warhol's protégé, not MICK or any of the Stones.

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Reply #18 - Jul 5^th, 2014 at 8:23pm

Apologies for both the confusion and tawdriness, Bitch.
I was infact predicting/suggesting/hoping that different new images could be used as inner sleeves for 'Sticky Fingers Deluxe'. So that - rather than Joe Dallesandro (?) in his undies - one might buy SFD, unwrap/unzip it and discover MJ's testicularly impressive tighties, Bill's scanties, Charlie's Prince Of Wales check briefs, MT's girdle (jk), Keith's naked nasties, or something even more enticing.

Happy days.

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