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Question: Do we still hate the Eagles?
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Hate them like either chlamydia and/or Joey's posts    
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Hate them but not so much    
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Meh    
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Like them    
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LOVE them like America, Apple pie and Fryday night Couchchat    
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Reply #50 - Jul 10th, 2014 at 8:44am
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The analogy is apt, as to the relative popularity and qualitative content of the Eagles and McDonald's respective products.
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Reply #51 - Jul 10th, 2014 at 9:17am
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" I like the Eagles.  Not as much as the Stones, but I like to listen to them sometimes. "


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Reply #52 - Jul 10th, 2014 at 12:12pm
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" The analogy is apt, as to the relative popularity and qualitative content of the Eagles and McDonald's respective products. "


What .. ?!   :

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Reply #53 - Jul 10th, 2014 at 12:48pm
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sirmoonie wrote on Jul 10th, 2014 at 8:44am:
The analogy is apt, as to the relative popularity and qualitative content of the Eagles and McDonald's respective products.



Much like Disney, McDonald's is a very litigious conglomerate and would not think twice about disassociating itself with the comparison by instituting proceedings...

Assuming that "Take It Easy" is the biggest selling cheeseburger in the Eagles canon, they have sold a mere 140 million worldwide...and debate rages as to how many units sold were actually the Chicken Nuggets, or "Hotel California" if you will...

At McDonald's, the same delicious burger that boasts equal amounts of American ingenuity and collaborative content as "Take It Easy" has passed the 100 Billion mark. In fact it no longer tracks sales in the millions as the Eagles Corp does...

This leaves us placing the Eagles onto a world stage they have yet to earn through marketing, hard work and greasy up-sales.

McDonald's moves that the Eagles appear to be more of a Pizza Hut or even a Costco Hot Dog rather then the delicious and genetically wholesome 300 calorie cheeseburger served to billions and billions

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Reply #54 - Jul 10th, 2014 at 3:01pm
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munichhilton wrote on Jul 10th, 2014 at 12:48pm:
sirmoonie wrote on Jul 10th, 2014 at 8:44am:
The analogy is apt, as to the relative popularity and qualitative content of the Eagles and McDonald's respective products.



Much like Disney, McDonald's is a very litigious conglomerate and would not think twice about disassociating itself with the comparison by instituting proceedings...

Assuming that "Take It Easy" is the biggest selling cheeseburger in the Eagles canon, they have sold a mere 140 million worldwide...and debate rages as to how many units sold were actually the Chicken Nuggets, or "Hotel California" if you will...

At McDonald's, the same delicious burger that boasts equal amounts of American ingenuity and collaborative content as "Take It Easy" has passed the 100 Billion mark. In fact it no longer tracks sales in the millions as the Eagles Corp does...

This leaves us placing the Eagles onto a world stage they have yet to earn through marketing, hard work and greasy up-sales.

McDonald's moves that the Eagles appear to be more of a Pizza Hut or even a Costco Hot Dog rather then the delicious and genetically wholesome 300 calorie cheeseburger served to billions and billions



would you like fries with that post?
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" Much like Disney, McDonald's is a very litigious conglomerate and would not think twice about disassociating itself with the comparison by instituting proceedings...

Assuming that "Take It Easy" is the biggest selling cheeseburger in the Eagles canon, they have sold a mere 140 million worldwide...and debate rages as to how many units sold were actually the Chicken Nuggets, or "Hotel California" if you will...

At McDonald's, the same delicious burger that boasts equal amounts of American ingenuity and collaborative content as "Take It Easy" has passed the 100 Billion mark. In fact it no longer tracks sales in the millions as the Eagles Corp does...

This leaves us placing the Eagles onto a world stage they have yet to earn through marketing, hard work and greasy up-sales.

McDonald's moves that the Eagles appear to be more of a Pizza Hut or even a Costco Hot Dog rather then the delicious and genetically wholesome 300 calorie cheeseburger served to billions and billions   "



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This indeed is Outstanding Posting   ..... Well Done   .... Top Notch !!!!   ..... Top Notch !!!!!!


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Reply #56 - Jul 10th, 2014 at 6:38pm
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Burger boy
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Bun burger
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Pizza jack
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Fly burger
Ham burger
Burger boogie
Ham sandwich
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Reply #57 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 12:16am
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sirmoonie wrote on Jun 13th, 2014 at 10:48am:
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The Eagles, for fucking Christ's sakes.  There was a time this board would have been all over this.  Those days, like the Stones' best days, are moof.


my god moonie. you've stumbled onto something here. have we become that lame that one of our regulars has claimed to like the eagles? what has happened to us? what happened to that rocks off moxie of about 2005/2006, when a man could feel proud to return to his hotel, open up the goddamned mini bar and pop in dirty work? have we really sunk this low?



i suggest a pogrom. in any case, something must be done.
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Reply #58 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 8:54am
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Starbuck wrote on Jul 11th, 2014 at 12:16am:
sirmoonie wrote on Jun 13th, 2014 at 10:48am:
[quote author=2E2A3838293E353C2F30383931343B385D0 link=1402282837/18#18 date=1402632186]

The Eagles, for fucking Christ's sakes.  There was a time this board would have been all over this.  Those days, like the Stones' best days, are moof.


my god moonie. you've stumbled onto something here. have we become that lame that one of our regulars has claimed to like the eagles? what has happened to us? what happened to that rocks off moxie of about 2005/2006, when a man could feel proud to return to his hotel, open up the goddamned mini bar and pop in dirty work? have we really sunk this low?

"One of our regulars"?  Starloaf, by my count, there is now close to a dozen that have publicly admitted to this behavior and interest.  There are several more that I suspect.  I'll send you the composite list via backchannel.  Do not be surprised to see Eagles set list posts and Eagles birthday threads very soon, my friend.  It's coming.
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Reply #59 - Jul 11th, 2014 at 9:26am
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Do not be surprised to see Eagles set list posts and Eagles birthday threads very soon, my friend.  It's coming.



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"  ................ there is now close to a dozen that have publicly admitted to this behavior and interest.  There are several more that I suspect.  I'll send you the composite list via backchannel.  Do not be surprised to see Eagles set list posts and Eagles birthday threads very soon, my friend.  It's coming. "


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"   Do not be surprised to see Eagles set list posts and Eagles birthday threads very soon, my friend.  It's coming.  "


<  ----- You Bet Your Sweet Bippy !!!!!!!!


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For Moonie !!!!   ( The O2 in London  )    :







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Reply #63 - Jul 13th, 2014 at 9:33pm
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For Moonie !!!!   ( The O2 in London  )    :








Joey that is an awesome clip. The Eagles reworking One Of These Nights. Cool. Waka Jawaka
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For Moonie !!!!   ( The O2 in London  )    :





Thanks Joe!  I certainly have a new appreciation of the Eagles and their music!
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" Thanks Joe!  I certainly have a new appreciation of the Eagles and their music!  "


My Pleasure Sir Moonie !!!!

God gave me a gift   ...  and then he gave me your sweet sweet love .  W- What ..............................................  ?!


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"  ..............what happened to that rocks off moxie of about 2005/2006, when a man could feel proud to return to his hotel, open up the goddamned mini bar and pop in dirty work?  "


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I heard Desperado today...it is just way too whiny.

I do not care for Phil Collins and/or Genesis...awful just.

Joey... where are you getting all these cat photo-ops?  Do you foster cats and then photo bomb them?
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Joey, i think i have found your true home.

http://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=12

ish. eew. seriously, i think i need a shower. i feel grosser now then the last time i accidentally clicked on one of steelie's animal porn links.

my god…it's like our mirror image from that super friends bizzaaro world episode. but they don't even know they're retards.
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This, on the other hand, is EXACTLY what we need more of in this thread.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Don_Henley
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Don_Henley


" .......  was around this time that Henley seduced Stevie Nicks, hoping to sabotage Fleetwood Mac's Rumours tour by repeatedly flying her out to "visit" him when she was supposed to be performing. Fleetwood Mac was the only act outselling the Eagles at the time and Henley decided it was time to TAKE THEM DOWN. So he took Stevie, never dreaming that it was she who was sabotaging the Hotel California tour when her "visits" left him too exhausted to walk, much less drum.

The rest of the band was infuriated. Even so, Frey selflessly tried to help by offering to share Stevie with Henley in order to conserve Henley's energy. Unfortunately for Frey, Stevie took one look at the scrawny guy and, after laughing her butt off, said "Dream on, loser." Henley's gratification after hearing this said to Frey was too intense for words, and he now decided he was the most talented man who ever lived, period.

It all went downhill from there. In 1980, Don Henley and Glenn Frey experienced several creative differences of opinion which resulted in several discussions in which they decided to terminate each oth- uhm, their partnership. In these discussions, they communicated to each other the intense passions and feelings of displeasure which they felt due to these creative differences by such exchanges as "YOU SUCK" and "YOU SUCK HARDER!" They decided to break up the band until such time as Hell froze over.  "


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That is so right Factory Girl !!!! 


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Joey, can any of the Eagles play dulcimer as good as Brian Jones did?
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I like to sing along with the Eagles when I hear them on the radio, they have some good songs and good harmonies, some clever lyrics here and there.
'You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave'   

'seems like every form of refuge has its price, you cant hide your lying eyes'

'you may lose or you may win, but you will never be here again, so open up I'm climbing in' That's hot!

and my favorite, Life in the fast Lane! They didn't care they were just dying to get off! Everything, all the time...lines in the mirror, lines on their face, they pretended not to notice...surely make you lose your mind!
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When and who will it be, that breaks the camel's back for me?

Hey that rhymes.
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