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Apr 1st, 2014 at 4:51pm
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Keith Moon that is ………….. :



Hello Me Stoneslings ……………………..



So it is 3:45 PM in the afternoon and your young Joey is sitting at his office desk working on a major , MAJOR
Spreadsheet that needs to be completed and disseminated by COB when all of a sudden the phone rings .
That’s Right  …….. That is RIGHT !!!!!!   …  a name flashes across the screen on my Avaya Office System and Lo & Behold
it is none other than Keith “ Dear Boy “ Moon himself   .  Knowing full well that he expects me to drop
everything and join him immediately for another drinking session downtown  , I take the receiver off of
the hook whilst unplugging all of the wires and lines leading to the phone system . However   --  to my 
vast consternation  ---  this does no good whatsoever as my office phone just keeps ringing  …. and ringing  …. and ringing   ..
getting noticeably louder each time until a colleague brays , “ Joey   ….. answer your friggin phone !!!! “
With that I say , “ Hello “ into the receiver and our dear friend Moonie states that he is currently Imbibing at
a well – heeled  “  Brew Pub “ ( The Upstream Brewery ) in the Downtown District and that I am to meet him
at the Downstairs ( Main Level ) Bar in approximately thirty minutes .

     Realizing full well that it is completely useless to argue with the man , your young Joey saves his spreadsheet ,
shuts down all of his programs  , sneaks out of the office (   …….. staff meeting be damned )  ,  hops in the
car and heads off to engage in another legendary drinking session  (  … liver warning light blinking bright red ) .
Upon arrival at The Upstream I see Keith standing at the Top of the Main Bar completely surrounded by a
bevy of beautiful Swedish Models (  .. each barely clothed in the chilly early spring  weather ) .   Moonie promptly
motions for me to come forward , orders a couple of shots from the Bar Manager  , and exclaims , “  Here , Dear Boy   ---
Drink THIS !!!!!!!!!   “   It had to be one of his strongest concoctions yet  ---- indeed , a motley assemblage of
various  ingredients  /  substances mixed  together and  masquerading as  liquids  to be drunk quickly
and with sheer abandon as one’s body waits for the next round of libations . Needless to say , drinks flowed
and whilst I recognized the ubiquitous Brandy Alexander’s , Goldschlager , GM ( Grand Mariner)  and assorted whiskeys , Moonie
was in a very eclectic mood as he kept experimenting and coaxing all of us around the bar to :  ‘ try this !!!! ‘
or  ‘’ taste THAT drink   -- good , huh ? “    Finally ,   Keith takes me aside and mentions that I should not be too
concerned about our favorite band  --  that Mick & Keef  & The Boys WILL be back this summer stronger than ever
(  .. after a necessary mourning  , reflection  &  rejuvenation period ) . I stated that I was wondering if The Stones will
come back to the states next year  ? (    ............................  specifically Kansas City where the band has not performed since April , 1999 ) .    

Moonie was about to give me an answer when all of a sudden one of the models reached over and grabbed his cock .
With that  ….. our Dear Boy was off   …….. a high - spirited  , warm  , tender and mirthful fellow spreading boundless
joy and love to all in attendance .


“ I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!  “

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky Cakes ®    


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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Yes Edith   ..... Young Joey   :


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"But in terms of what's left of white people, we're still it." - Andrew Moof Oldham
 
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there's a word for people who talk to and drink with dead people… "Crazy"!
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Why , Yes   .... Kilroy .


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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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<   ------ Bump for the pee pee  .



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Joey wrote on Apr 4th, 2014 at 2:35pm:
Muffy.  Huffy.

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