Joey
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Keith Moon that is ………….. :
Hello Me Stoneslings ……………………..
So it is 3:45 PM in the afternoon and your young Joey is sitting at his office desk working on a major , MAJOR Spreadsheet that needs to be completed and disseminated by COB when all of a sudden the phone rings . That’s Right …….. That is RIGHT !!!!!! … a name flashes across the screen on my Avaya Office System and Lo & Behold it is none other than Keith “ Dear Boy “ Moon himself . Knowing full well that he expects me to drop everything and join him immediately for another drinking session downtown , I take the receiver off of the hook whilst unplugging all of the wires and lines leading to the phone system . However -- to my vast consternation --- this does no good whatsoever as my office phone just keeps ringing …. and ringing …. and ringing .. getting noticeably louder each time until a colleague brays , “ Joey ….. answer your friggin phone !!!! “ With that I say , “ Hello “ into the receiver and our dear friend Moonie states that he is currently Imbibing at a well – heeled “ Brew Pub “ ( The Upstream Brewery ) in the Downtown District and that I am to meet him at the Downstairs ( Main Level ) Bar in approximately thirty minutes .
Realizing full well that it is completely useless to argue with the man , your young Joey saves his spreadsheet , shuts down all of his programs , sneaks out of the office ( …….. staff meeting be damned ) , hops in the car and heads off to engage in another legendary drinking session ( … liver warning light blinking bright red ) . Upon arrival at The Upstream I see Keith standing at the Top of the Main Bar completely surrounded by a bevy of beautiful Swedish Models ( .. each barely clothed in the chilly early spring weather ) . Moonie promptly motions for me to come forward , orders a couple of shots from the Bar Manager , and exclaims , “ Here , Dear Boy --- Drink THIS !!!!!!!!! “ It had to be one of his strongest concoctions yet ---- indeed , a motley assemblage of various ingredients / substances mixed together and masquerading as liquids to be drunk quickly and with sheer abandon as one’s body waits for the next round of libations . Needless to say , drinks flowed and whilst I recognized the ubiquitous Brandy Alexander’s , Goldschlager , GM ( Grand Mariner) and assorted whiskeys , Moonie was in a very eclectic mood as he kept experimenting and coaxing all of us around the bar to : ‘ try this !!!! ‘ or ‘’ taste THAT drink -- good , huh ? “ Finally , Keith takes me aside and mentions that I should not be too concerned about our favorite band -- that Mick & Keef & The Boys WILL be back this summer stronger than ever ( .. after a necessary mourning , reflection & rejuvenation period ) . I stated that I was wondering if The Stones will come back to the states next year ? ( ............................ specifically Kansas City where the band has not performed since April , 1999 ) .
Moonie was about to give me an answer when all of a sudden one of the models reached over and grabbed his cock . With that ….. our Dear Boy was off …….. a high - spirited , warm , tender and mirthful fellow spreading boundless joy and love to all in attendance .
“ I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!! “
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky Cakes ®
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