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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,427 NY Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #600 - May 13^th, 2014 at 8:26am What, Joey? No pics of burning couches?
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,256 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #601 - May 13^th, 2014 at 9:17am " What, Joey? No pics of burning couches ? " S.V. ............We never let go the couch :
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Egon Rocks Off Regular Offline LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING STONES Posts: 1,881 A Dutchy in Marseille, France Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #602 - May 13^th, 2014 at 10:57am when i see headers of posters i know, i immediately think they died. this is not good for my health
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,256 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #603 - May 13^th, 2014 at 11:25am " when i see headers of posters i know, i immediately think they died. this is not good for my health " Hello Baby Egon ................... Weeding ?! Hashishin' ?! Are You Hashishin' Today ?! Baby Joe ®
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Reply #604 - May 13^th, 2014 at 12:05pm

Joey wrote on May 13^th, 2014 at 7:46am:

" Today's header: blast from the past! "

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www.MaxLugar.com

RIP !!!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck (WTF) happened? I clicked that link and landed on some meatball wedding planner site?!?!? Good grief. Is this all busted up now? That's a shame. There was quality posting there. See Pirsig (Zen and AOMN).

Meatball.

Magoo? What?

Goddam meatball biscuit.

What happened to the Couch? The link is meatballed. Mothballed. Butterballed. WTF?

"But in terms of what's left of white people, we're still it." - Andrew Moof Oldham

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Reply #605 - May 13^th, 2014 at 1:57pm

Who else but Maxy? I cannot imagine other doing poetry inspired by and dedicated to “Dirty Work”

I really miss the good old days of Rocks Off, even many of the survivors are not the same, probably we’re getting old and boring LOL

I’m not sure if you all saw the link but this is another twisted poem by Maxlugar

Time Waits For No Max:

Yeah I'm fat, gray and lazy..
Blubber ripples as I walk by.
But I'll always have a picture.
When I was a sexy bitch of a guy.

But Time waits for no Max
No he don't wait for me.
Etc..

Plug in your Guild
Take off your shirt
Your getting so old now
You'll soon be napping in dirt

Time waits for no Max
Etc…

You're bloated and balding
Take in those carbs
The other posters make fun of you
Take their slings and their barbs

Solo.

You used to get lots of hotties.
The chicks would get on your peg.
The jeans you have on in the picture.
Now couldn't fit on one leg.

Time waits for no Max
Etc…

I can tear down a building.
Looking for a lost bag of chips
That strong youthful chest you see.
Has now turned into tits.

Time waits for no Max.
Solo

Fade out.

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Reply #606 - May 13^th, 2014 at 3:19pm

" What happened to the Couch? The link is meatballed. Mothballed. Butterballed. "

What Happened to the Couch ?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COUCH .. ?!

THIS !!!! :

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" ****** DREAM CHILDREN DREAM ********

( A Review by the Joey ) [ ....circa 2004 ] .

Hello My Stonesian Brothers and Sisters ..............

Just because a " Rock & Roll " Ghost isn't a demon like Mick Jagger or Iggy Pop doesn't mean that the Ghost is interesting .....www.MaxLugar.com is proof of THAT !

The MaxLugar's new Website must be properly seen as , in fact IS , a ghost living out a fantasy . With past musings here at this most prodigious of message boards known as " Rocks Off " , Max's fantasy invited links and parallels with much wider and vital issues : The Determination and Resilience he offered were publicly and personally worthwhile virtues . Now , however , the fantasy has worn completely thin and giddy from
being spun far , far too many times .

Indeed , www.MaxLugar.com is an unreal world , a world Maxy helped to create and a world he now perpetuates needlessly . Its bounds and pressing concerns are superficial and repugnant . When one man and his fantasy can do no better than to produce a string of irrelevant personal postcards steeped in hungover Hippy Talk , it is time for him to quit posting altogether .

The MaxLugar is a slave , not a creator . He is asking the washed /unwashed masses to accept him as part of a story that has no value and always ends in a Cul - De - Sac of defeatist Manic Depression or Self - Consolation . This Website of Max's is pure amateur spiritualism for acid casualties !!!! For Mick's sake Max , how much longer are we going to have to endure your irrelevant
fantasies ?

I thank You All For Your time Today !

The Joey , Established 1999

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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,762 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #607 - May 13^th, 2014 at 3:34pm Tom is right. This place has changed so much. And I love it in all its various forms. Always lunacy with a big heart!
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,007 Wonderland Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #608 - May 14^th, 2014 at 10:46pm Dirty Work Thanks to you. I'm hardly ever blue. Upon the morning dew. I caress your hard rockin' stew. It always feels new. You make me purr and koo. And if you all had a clue. Tonight, you'd play Had It With You. Maxlugar 1/11/02 - Photo is Maxy Von Kinky Kink Kinko Kinkily in 1983
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Reply #609 - May 14^th, 2014 at 10:46pm

nankerphelge wrote on May 13^th, 2014 at 3:34pm:

Always lunacy with a big heart!

That's all well and good, of course, but how about a little more trouser-talk.

Presumably the band are currently in the midst of last minute trouser selection for both rehearsals and tour. The trousers may indeed already be packed and by the door.
But how tight are they and how stretchy?

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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #610 - May 15^th, 2014 at 5:23am WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 10:46pm: Presumably the band are currently in the midst of last minute trouser selection for both rehearsals and tour. The trousers may indeed already be packed and by the door. But how tight are they and how stretchy? Just tight & stretchy enough to keep from busting a button?
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,007 Wonderland Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #611 - May 15^th, 2014 at 1:45pm The Jack Bruce Band featuring Mick Taylor, 1975 - Happy Birthday JB! © Rolling Stone Magazine
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WaiteringOnAFiend Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,428	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #612 - May 16^th, 2014 at 12:20am Leahhh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJvmr30fMsA
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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,932 San Mateo Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #613 - May 16^th, 2014 at 11:53am Charlie has moobs.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,900 FL - USA Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #614 - May 16^th, 2014 at 8:37pm Rehearsals in London! Yeah! Cool!
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,762 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #615 - May 17^th, 2014 at 7:10am {{{{{{{{TINGLE}}}}}}}} Somehow, just seeing the band together makes things seem right!!
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Kilroy Rocks Off Regular Offline I love this place! Posts: 2,860 Mickville Virginny USA Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #616 - May 17^th, 2014 at 10:44pm Who's the Kid?
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WaiteringOnAFiend Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,428	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #617 - May 17^th, 2014 at 11:34pm One could call her Metaphoria.
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,256 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #618 - May 18^th, 2014 at 1:54pm Now THIS is Header !!!! ..... We need more headers like this .... preferably even younger
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,753 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #619 - May 18^th, 2014 at 3:51pm Camel Stones.............
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,256 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #620 - May 23^rd, 2014 at 4:19am Another Beautiful Header !!!!!! :
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Paranoid Android Rocks Off Regular Online The Rocks Off Ladies Rule You Bastards!! Posts: 5,976 Chapel Hill, NC Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #621 - May 27^th, 2014 at 4:54pm OFF THE FUCKING HOOK!!!! and...that is a bit of a tiny todger after all, isn't it?
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,762 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #622 - May 27^th, 2014 at 5:16pm WOw that is some header
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,762 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #623 - May 30^th, 2014 at 8:11pm FUCKING A RIGHT!!!!
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,762 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: TODAY's HEADER Reply #624 - Jun 1^st, 2014 at 5:26pm Wow
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