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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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since I'm here and you're here doesn't that make it our time? and what's wrong with a little Van Halen on our time?


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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Makes me wanna puke.... Oh no! not you again



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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Oh yeah!...I can see the look on Keith's face now! Oh no! not you again
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Breaking Van Halen news!

If the interweb said it, it must be true!

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VAN-SHAKEUP!!! WOLFGANG VAN HALEN LEAVES GROUP, SAYS DAD IS A “DICK”
AUG 3RD AT 5PM / 12 NOTES

The reunited classic Van Halen lineup is soldiering on, even after the loss of their newest member, bassist Wolfgang Van Halen.

“I’d had enough.  Nobody told me what a pain in the ass it was working with family.  My dad was always yelling at me, telling me not to be such a show off.  How do you show off on a bass?  What-ever.  My uncle was even worse.  He kept telling me to lose weight and that I was supposed to practice all the time so I could ‘play in the pocket’ or some crap.  I don’t even know what ‘the pocket’ means.  The whole experience was just terrible.  I mean Dave was cool, but that only goes so far and even then he always wanted me to ‘spot’ him during his yoga warm-ups and that could get a little weird.”

People expecting young Wolfgang to start his own group are barking up the wrong tree.

“I kind of realized that I didn’t need to be in a band to be rich and famous.  I’m already both.  I don’t need to be on a stage with those dicks.”

The remaining members of Van Halen wasted no time finding a replacement for the departing bassist.  The group has added King Crimson/ Peter Gabriel bassist, Tony Levin to the group for the album and tour.

“Tony is a consummate professional to the highest degree.  He listens when he is spoken to and doesn’t sass back,” says Eddie Van Halen.  “He’s really beefed up our sound.  We are adding lots of Chapman Stick and his patented ‘Funk Fingers’ to the album.  It sounds incredible.  Kind of like early Allan Holdsworth stuff.  People are going to love it.”

Although Wolfgang is leaving rock and roll behind for the time being, he is staying busy by devoting himself to his newest passion, a signature line of handcrafted liquors.

“I’ve been working with my Uncle Sammy on a delicious tequila blend that will be coming out in March.  I hoped to get it out sooner, but I don’t turn twenty-one until then.

The ‘Uncle Sammy’ Wolfgang is referring to is none other than Sammy Hagar.

“Legally, I’m not allowed to use the ‘Van Halen’ name anymore,” says Wolfgang.  “We are calling it, ‘Cabo San Bertinelli’s Sparkling Tequila Throat Cooler’.  It’s gonna be great.”

Sammy Hagar has also had to deal with a recent lineup change in his own supergroup, Chickenfoot.

Bassist Michael Anthony left the group in hopes of rejoining Van Halen, which did not happen.

“I love Mike like a brother, but leaving Chickenfoot before he sealed the deal with Van Halen is the ‘dick move’ of 2011,” says Sammy Hagar.  “Mike is not out of the group for good, but he’s on a six month suspension, so he can have some time to reflect on what he’s done.”

Filling in for Michael Anthony for time being will be legendary actor Ben Gazzara.  The 80-year-old actor plays bass saxophone in a side project with Hagar called, ‘Hagazzara”.

“A lot of people knock the bass sax as not being ‘rock and roll’,” says Hagar.  “But I’ve seen him in action and that thing is a pussy magnet.  Get ready to get ‘blown’ people.”

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The Van Halen thread is active again. This makes us happy!

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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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From 78-84 they were my generations Beatles.

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From 78-84 they were my generations Beatles.

http://www.vhnd.com/2018/03/03/van-halen-kicks-off-its-first-world-tour/


more like the Monkees
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Bluzdude wrote on Mar 4th, 2019 at 3:10pm:
Check out the Joe Rogan Interview with DLR this week, it's almost 3 hours long, but very entertaining.


From 78-84 they were my generations Beatles.

http://www.vhnd.com/2018/03/03/van-halen-kicks-off-its-first-world-tour/


more like the Monkees


You know if aliens invaded the planet and offered a battle of the bands in order to save humanity. I'd gladly put up 78-84 Van Halen in order to save Earth.
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Van Halen 11-Date Reunion Tour & Michael Anthony’s Role Revealed?
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A major rumor about Van Halen’s reunion tour has leaked. Originally broken by MetalheadZone, someone claiming to be a Warner/Chappell Music employee took to social media earlier to release the following statement. It should be noted that his identity/employment status hasn’t been verified, so this should be taken as a rumor. The full statement can be viewed below. Eddie Trunk recently discussed the rumored issues between Sammy Hagar and Van Halen. Foo Fighters are rumored to have a surprising role in the reunion.

“Van Halen will be touring in 2019. As you know, I work at Warner, and we have, by being the label of many incredible artists, information from their management.

An official announcement is coming VERY soon, but here’s what you need to know, to clarify the rumors of recent months, including this return more or less awkwardly announced by David Lee Roth.

– This is not a tour itself, but 6 dates in American stadiums, during the summer to come.

– The band will be going to Las Vegas for 5 additional dates, in December.

– It’s not a farewell tour.

– The line up is the same as the last years: Eddie, Alex, Wolfie, and David.However, to answer the rumors of reformation of the original line up, YES Michael Anthony will be of the part, but it will be only appearances with each concert, featuring, at a given moment of the concert … indeed, Mike will come on stage with his bass Jack Daniels and begin his famous bass solo, before playing “somebody get me a doctor”, which he will sing himself, as in 1998 and 2004. By cons I do not know if Wolfie will be on stage at that time …. Eddie Trunk said true. Mike too, since he is not allowed to talk about this project ….

– No interview will be granted, no one wants to justify the war against anthony and hagar, and this unexpected return, it seems that this is a big financial and legal history: Last year, Van Halen wanted to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first album, turning and re-recording the first album, but with Wolfie on bass. Anthony opposed this. Not out of revenge for his ouster, but compared to the fans, which generated a legal and financial battle, which gave rise to this project: Van Halen featuring Michael Anthony, for dates in stadium, and vegas ….

– No new album or compilation coming soon.

– Sammy Hagar is not part of the project, this one refused, mike had the idea to include it but each of the two parts did not agree.

– The visuals with the planes I shared last year were real, they were prototypes of posters for the abandoned 2018 tour. Funny that it went around the net!

The official announcement arrives at the end of the month / beginning of March!
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