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Re: Interesting Ronnie Article (Tour info included
Reply #125 - Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:39pm
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From an Italian website, with a Babelfish translation.
Not the easiest read, but you can get the gist...

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Rolling Stones Tour 2010 between personal troubles and uncertainties

Still a tour and still between great problems. Rolling Stones are the absolute symbol of rock and roll rebellion. About a new, long tour in 2010 it is spoken for a long time and it's been Mick Jagger in person to move in order to replace with the companions of a musical travel of more than 40 years. But they do not lack the large one to resolve.

Ron Wood outside from the group - before it regards Ron Wood, guitarist of the English group. In the last year Ron Wood has left wife Jo, personal and better his manager consigliera, in order to throw himself capofitto in the sentimentale history with provocative Ekaterina Ivanova, 41 years younger than he. History ended after a punch-up with jealousy from him, then meanwhile he's been thought to fall back into toxic-alcoholic defects. For this reason, and until one will not give regulating, Wood has been put outside from the group, also because no insurance would want to stipulate policies on the tour of Rolling Stones with a variable one driven crazy like the seasoned Ron of means. If one guitarist doesn't pass it well, the other is not better.

Keith without brakes - In new sight of tour a world-wide one it will have to verify the physical estate of Keith Richards, the other guitarist of the Rolling Stones. Today 66, Keith seems indestructible in spite of a life of excess, between drugs, colossal drinks and nights insonni. In 2006 the musician had fallen from a coconut tree while in New Zealand, violently striking his head. The incident demanded a surgical procedure to the brain, gone to good aim. Since then Keith has moments of loss of memory and some difficulty with coordination of movement. In 2010 he will finally publish his first authorized autobiography in which he promises to tell some of the beautiful ones. Will he succeed in returning to tour?

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Reply #126 - Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:51pm
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I've been trying to throw myself to capofitto for the last 20 years, but it hardy ever works...
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Reply #127 - Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:53pm
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Gazza wrote on Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:51pm:
I've been trying to throw myself to capofitto for the last 20 years, but it hardy ever works...

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Reply #128 - Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:57pm
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Gazza wrote on Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:51pm:
I've been trying to throw myself to capofitto for the last 20 years, but it hardy ever works...


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With my limited knowledge of the language - and Babelfish's failure to translate - I'm guessing "capofitto"
is headfirst or headlong.

One thing that comes through loud and clear in any language is the insurability of Ron and Keef...
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Re: Interesting Ronnie Article (Tour info included
Reply #129 - Dec 31st, 2009 at 3:32pm
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Gazza wrote on Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:51pm:
I've been trying to throw myself to capofitto for the last 20 years, but it hardy ever works...

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Reply #130 - Dec 31st, 2009 at 4:28pm
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Gazza wrote on Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:51pm:
I've been trying to throw myself to capofitto for the last 20 years, but it hardy ever works...


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Reply #131 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 9:40am
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Today's installment of "As The Wood Turns": Ekaterina Evanova's interview in The Sun.
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Reply #132 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 9:48am
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left shoe shuffle wrote on Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:57pm:
Gazza wrote on Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:51pm:
I've been trying to throw myself to capofitto for the last 20 years, but it hardy ever works...


Smiley

With my limited knowledge of the language - and Babelfish's failure to translate - I'm guessing "capofitto"
is headfirst or headlong.

One thing that comes through loud and clear in any language is the insurability of Ron and Keef...


I can see my ticket stub for 2010 now:

Basic Price: $350
Inconvenience Fee: $37.50
Taxes: $15.00
Shipping: $12.00
Insurance For Damaged Guitar Players:$45.00
Seeing Them Again: Priceless
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Reply #133 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 9:58am
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Gazza wrote on Dec 31st, 2009 at 2:51pm:
I've been trying to throw myself to capofitto for the last 20 years, but it hardy ever works...

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Reply #134 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 10:05am
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So what does "capofitto" mean?
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Reply #135 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 10:21am
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left shoe shuffle wrote on Jan 2nd, 2010 at 10:05am:
So what does "capofitto" mean?


a capofitto
adv. headlong, headfirst, recklessly, rashly
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Reply #136 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 10:22am
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Next Tour Name?

A Bigger Capofitto!
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Reply #137 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 11:01am
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" So what does "capofitto" mean? "

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Reply #138 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 11:13am
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left shoe shuffle wrote on Jan 2nd, 2010 at 9:40am:
Today's installment of "As The Wood Turns": Ekaterina Evanova's interview in The Sun.

Wow, this was scary, Ronnie is even worse off than I thought...
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Reply #139 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 11:28am
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Joey wrote on Jan 2nd, 2010 at 11:01am:
"Off the Facade Ronnie!!!!"


More like the foul ball tossed back by this three year old girl...

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Re: Interesting Ronnie Article (Tour info included
Reply #140 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 4:28pm
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gotdablouse wrote on Jan 2nd, 2010 at 11:13am:
left shoe shuffle wrote on Jan 2nd, 2010 at 9:40am:
Today's installment of "As The Wood Turns": Ekaterina Evanova's interview in The Sun.

Wow, this was scary, Ronnie is even worse off than I thought...



If it's all true....yeah. Really bad.
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Reply #141 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 4:43pm
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I don't buy her story for a second.  Bits n pieces of truth and then a ton of fabrication to make it sound like such a sordid tale of "love" gone wrong.

She is an absolute cunt and Wood is incredibly stupid for chasing that tail.  Granted, her tits are amazing, but c'mon now, make it a 'nighter and be done with it.  Don't let that cat move the box in the house!

Ron Wood is perhaps the single dumbest member of the rock royalty club - even more so than that bass player for that group the Beatless...
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Reply #142 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 5:18pm
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What a poorly written piece. That could've been cut back to 150 words easily..but then it's the Sun of course, so you can expect it to be a shitty article. Still, if some of what she says sticks...

Lets just hope someone - either Jo or Mick - will decide that it's time to kick Ronnie out of the gutter and into rehab (again) soon. But it wouldn't surprise me if Ron burned down all his bridges..

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Reply #143 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 6:55pm
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Hey! You! Get off of that booze


Mick Jagger tells Ronnie Wood to quit drink or face sack from Rolling Stones

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OFF RAILS: Ronnie                                             PACK IT IN: Mick


By Dan Evans, 03/01/2010
ROLLING Stone Mick Jagger will give hard-drinking Ronnie Wood an ultimatum - quit booze or be DITCHED from the band's tour.

Ronnie's worried family have asked Mick to get his bandmate into rehab to tackle his two bottles of vodka a DAY habit.

It follows a Christmas Eve showdown as ex-wife Jo and kids Leah and Tyrone begged veteran guitariest Ronnie to get help.

A source said: "Ronnie's on a path to self-destruction. His daily alcohol intake is over 50 UNITS."

Frantic Jo, 54, phoned Mick and pleaded with him to help. "If anyone can make Ron listen it's the band," said the source.

If the 62-year-old rocker doesn't clean up, he faces being dumped from the Stones' forthcoming tour, set to be announced in April. The source went on: "Mick is making it clear to Ronnie he must curb the drinking or he won't be coming on tour.

"He won't let Ronnie's boozing derail the band's plans and already has possible replacements in mind."

But Mick, 66, will support Ronnie - cautioned for assaulting ex-lover Ekaterina Ivanova, 21. His pal Nick Charles runs Gainsborough Foundation rehab in Cambs. Nick warned: "Ronnie looks as if he is heading for tragedy. I'd fix him up."

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"the Stones' forthcoming tour, set to be announced in April"

That's news to me ?
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Reply #145 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 7:08pm
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gotdablouse wrote on Jan 2nd, 2010 at 7:02pm:
"the Stones' forthcoming tour, set to be announced in April"

That's news to me ?


First I've heard of an announcement date, but that's about the usual time of year ain't it?

Wasn't last time in May?
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Reply #146 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 7:11pm
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Correct, May 10th, not sure why that date stuck in my mind.
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Reply #147 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 7:39pm
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Curb shmurb.  Make the call Mick, and let either Mick T or Buddy G start warming up.  Ronnie knows what he needs to do - he's been through this countless times.   I know how heartless that sounds but enough is enough and until Ronnie has had enough the rest is just noise.
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Reply #148 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 7:48pm
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gotdablouse wrote on Jan 2nd, 2010 at 7:11pm:
Correct, May 10th, not sure why that date stuck in my mind.


Maybe 'cos it was also the day the rs.com memberships began!

Seems we're now at Stage 2 of the 4-part pre-tour Ronnie saga that always seems to occur when a tour is being mooted

1) Ronnie's drunkenness becomes a matter of public record and embarrassment, causing band members, potential sponsors and fans to collectively shit themselves.

2) Stones authorise anonymous 'spokesmen' or 'sources' to plant stories in the press about Ronnie being possibly booted out in an attempt to knock some sense into him via public humiliation.

3) Ronnie scuttles off into rehab and manages to somehow pass a medical

4) Stones announce tour and everyone forgets what the fuss was all about until the whole process begins again about 5 years later
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Reply #149 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 7:58pm
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Gazza wrote on Jan 2nd, 2010 at 7:48pm:
gotdablouse wrote on Jan 2nd, 2010 at 7:11pm:
Correct, May 10th, not sure why that date stuck in my mind.


Maybe 'cos it was also the day the rs.com memberships began!

Seems we're now at Stage 2 of the 4-part pre-tour Ronnie saga that always seems to occur when a tour is being mooted

1) Ronnie's drunkenness becomes a matter of public record and embarrassment, causing band members, potential sponsors and fans to collectively shit themselves.

2) Stones authorise anonymous 'spokesmen' or 'sources' to plant stories in the press about Ronnie being possibly booted out in an attempt to knock some sense into him via public humiliation.

3) Ronnie scuttles off into rehab and manages to somehow pass a medical

4) Stones announce tour and everyone forgets what the fuss was all about until the whole process begins again about 5 years later


I don't think #4 will be repeated after this time.
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