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Question: What color was Jesus Christ?

My faith is that Jesus was white    
  4 (14.3%)
My faith is that Jesus was black    
  3 (10.7%)
My view of the factual evidence is that he was white    
  1 (3.6%)
My view of the factual evidence is that he was black    
  2 (7.1%)
I don't know, but if I find out he was white, I'm converting to Islam    
  2 (7.1%)
I don't know, but if I find out he was black, I'm converting to Mormonism    
  1 (3.6%)
I am still all hung up on fertilization in the absence of sperm    
  6 (21.4%)
I am ineligible to vote because I am intoxicated    
  4 (14.3%)
I must have skipped school that day    
  5 (17.9%)




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Reply #25 - May 22nd, 2008 at 10:16pm
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" Who the fuck is Jesus Christ? "


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Reply #28 - May 23rd, 2008 at 1:47pm
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The really perverse irony with Mormons is that while there is compelling evidence that Jesus was black, you have Mormons running around trashing real Christianity all the while purporting to worship a guy who they wouldn't even let be a pee-wee Deacon in some demented backwater Provo outpost because of the color of his skin. 

Truly, is there a more ridiculous bunch of people on Earth than Willard Romney and his Mormons?  Name one.  I dares ya!
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Reply #29 - May 23rd, 2008 at 2:01pm
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sirmoonie wrote on May 23rd, 2008 at 1:47pm:
The really perverse irony with Mormons is that while there is compelling evidence that Jesus was black, you have Mormons running around trashing real Christianity all the while purporting to worship a guy who they wouldn't even let be a pee-wee Deacon in some demented backwater Provo outpost because of the color of his skin.  

Truly, is there a more ridiculous bunch of people on Earth than Willard Romney and his Mormons?  Name one.  I dares ya!
Those radical Islamic fukkers who run the madrassas and teach people to hate beer, reefer, hamburgers, mini-skirts and rock 'n' roll.

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Reply #30 - May 23rd, 2008 at 2:12pm
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Wild Bill wrote on May 23rd, 2008 at 2:01pm:
sirmoonie wrote on May 23rd, 2008 at 1:47pm:
The really perverse irony with Mormons is that while there is compelling evidence that Jesus was black, you have Mormons running around trashing real Christianity all the while purporting to worship a guy who they wouldn't even let be a pee-wee Deacon in some demented backwater Provo outpost because of the color of his skin.  

Truly, is there a more ridiculous bunch of people on Earth than Willard Romney and his Mormons?  Name one.  I dares ya!
Those radical Islamic fukkers who run the madrassas and teach people to hate beer, reefer, hamburgers, mini-skirts and rock 'n' roll.

Mormons with a violent streak, in other words.

I disagree, Will.  While the Islamics you referred to are whacked, damgerous, and devoid of humanity, their existence at least makes some bit of sense.  There is absolutely no reason I can understand why anyone living in a free, expansive, idea rich country like the United States would chose to be a Mormon.  Its an absurdity.
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Reply #31 - May 23rd, 2008 at 4:43pm
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He hung out with whores, fucked a few, but didn't pimp them, so he's obviously white. Knowing he was aJew means he probably swung a discount fuck in there...
If we find out he pimped, then we know he was black!!!
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Truly, is there a more ridiculous bunch of people on Earth than Willard Romney and his Mormons?  Name one.  I dares ya!



If McCain picks him as a running mate, well there's your answer, and he loses my vote too!
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Reply #33 - May 23rd, 2008 at 5:02pm
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" If McCain picks him as a running mate, well there's your answer, and he loses my vote too !!! "


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Reply #34 - May 23rd, 2008 at 5:59pm
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sirmoonie wrote on May 23rd, 2008 at 1:47pm:
 

Truly, is there a more ridiculous bunch of people on Earth than Willard Romney and his Mormons?  Name one.  I dares ya!



If McCain picks him as a running mate, well there's your answer, and he loses my vote too!

He will lose my vote too, which will be too bad because, as ANYONE knowledgeable knows, McCain is the most talented, experienced, and most principled conservative politician running for Prez in the last 50 years.  I'd hate to see him make such a piss poor move just to appease a bunch of media yacks.
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