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May 13th, 2008 at 12:26pm
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(05-13) 09:48 PDT VATICAN CITY, (AP) --

The Vatican's chief astronomer says that believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God.

The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, says that the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.

In an interview published Tuesday by Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Funes says that such a notion "doesn't contradict our faith" because aliens would still be God's creatures.

The interview was headlined "The extraterrestrial is my brother." Funes said that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom
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Reply #1 - May 13th, 2008 at 12:49pm
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But it's still not okay for me to masturbate while i think of aliens, is it?
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Reply #2 - May 13th, 2008 at 1:03pm
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these aliens must be converted to catholocism immediately.

i wonder what jesus looked like when he went to alpha centauri? did he have six heads?

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I'm staying the course until William Shatner weighs in on the issue.Vatican should stay focused on paying the restitution for their child diddling cases and rooting out the other pedophiles holed up in safe Vatican City.
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This is just opening up a whole can of fish.  I mean, can these aliens use condoms?  What about exorcisms?  How do you train a priest to exorcise some 8 foot green bastard running around all possesed and puking up stuff?  Its fucked up.  Like all fucked up.
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sirmoonie wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 1:45pm:
This is just opening up a whole can of fish.  I mean, can these aliens use condoms?  What about exorcisms?  How do you train a priest to exorcise some 8 foot green bastard running around all possesed and puking up stuff?  Its fucked up.  Like all fucked up.


Moonie my man..its almost as fucked up as the Steelers schedule.Hang in there keep the faith!
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do they have beer on alpha centauri?
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Well, that's no surprise...
E.T. was jewish, wasn't he?
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I just hope Jesus didn't have to run around the galaxy getting re-crucified just to save these degenerate alien fucks!
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It was really cool when Jesus used the force to blow up the death star.
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Pdog wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 4:09pm:
It was really cool when Jesus used the force to blow up the death star.


Was Darth Vader a muslim?
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Marty wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 4:32pm:
Pdog wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 4:09pm:
It was really cool when Jesus used the force to blow up the death star.


Was Darth Vader a muslim?



Yup... and Yoda was as Jew as they come!
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Pdog wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 12:49pm:
But it's still not okay for me to masturbate while i think of aliens, is it?


If you enjoy the anal probe, you are going to hell.
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Pdog wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 4:41pm:
Marty wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 4:32pm:
Pdog wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 4:09pm:
It was really cool when Jesus used the force to blow up the death star.


Was Darth Vader a muslim?



Yup... and Yoda was as Jew as they come!


So that makes Chewbacca a Jehovah's Witness, right?
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Oh fuck - we're doomed.
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