Glimmer Twin
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Chucky the rooster
>An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, > > >what's that on your shoulder?" > > >The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, > Chucky > > >goes." > > >"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the > > >theater." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the > > >bird > down > > >his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered > > >the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. > > > > > > > > >The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer > unzipped > > >his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie. > > >"Marge," > > >whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge. "I think the guy next to me > > >is a > > >pervert." "What makes you think so?" asked Marge. "He unzipped his > pants > > >and he has his thing > > >out," whispered Mildred. "Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. > > >"At our
> > >age we've seen 'em all." > > >"That's what I thought, too," said Mildred, "but this one's eating > > >my popcorn."
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