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Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
May 12^th, 2008 at 6:25am

Mick Jagger in Emergency Op

Written by Paintpop
Story written: 11 May 2008

Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger was rushed to hospital today for emergency surgery after a bizarre accident in London.

The veteran rocker was shopping in top London store Harrods with his grandchildren when he become affixed to one of the revolving doors. Onlookers said he was making funny faces to make the kids laugh but his mouth got stuck on the door window and he couldn't get free.

As the door was automatic, Jagger rock and revolved about thirty times before somebody switched off the power.

Harrod's store Owner Mohammed Al Fayed said, "I am extremely concerned, those doors cost a fucking fortune, it better not be broken, I am certain that Bastard Prince Philip has conspired to put me out of business"

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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,145 London, U.K Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #1 - May 12^th, 2008 at 6:37am it's time for a transparent public inquiry...i smell a conspiracy.
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FotiniD Rocks Off Regular Offline ROCC & RO..ll... Posts: 998 Athens, Greece Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #2 - May 12^th, 2008 at 6:39am Jeez, that title was scary!!!
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #3 - May 12^th, 2008 at 6:40am I guess it really is "no stones news" time again.....
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open-g Rocks Off Regular Offline Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver Posts: 617 Berlin Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #4 - May 12^th, 2008 at 8:32am FotiniD wrote on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:39am: Jeez, that title was scary!!! I second that - oh my^^ oh don't do that, oh don't do that, oh don't do that, oh don't do that, oh don't do that,
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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #5 - May 12^th, 2008 at 10:14am Eh, I wasn't gonna use those 10 years anyway...
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,255 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #6 - May 12^th, 2008 at 10:25am YOU MAKE JOEY SCARED !!!!!!
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,255 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #8 - May 12^th, 2008 at 11:12am " dudes old " You remain ' The Chosen One ' :
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Jeep Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 259 Frogland Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #9 - May 12^th, 2008 at 11:23am Incredible story...but true !
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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #10 - May 12^th, 2008 at 11:48am PartyDoll MEG wrote on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:40am: I guess it really is "no stones news" time again..... In that case, I guess no news is GOOD news. Had me going for a bit too...
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steeldrivinghammer Ex Member	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #11 - May 12^th, 2008 at 12:35pm Moy I didn't know you were such a little Devil... But I like it.
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,255 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #12 - May 12^th, 2008 at 1:28pm " Moy I didn't know you were such a little Devil... But I like it. " Muffin ....... Cute Kitty !!!! baby Joe
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open-g Rocks Off Regular Offline Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver Posts: 617 Berlin Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #13 - May 12^th, 2008 at 6:29pm Moy?
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Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Reply #14 - May 12^th, 2008 at 9:28pm

FotiniD wrote on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:39am:

Jeez, that title was scary!!! Shocked

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Wow, I know. Maybe it would be better to put (humorous) next to such titles.

I thought, well there goes everything possibly.

It makes you feel so fortunate nothing like this has happend to the Mickster.

and how both Keith and Charlie came through theirs so nicely....Whew.

Ian

Thought you were dinner ...but you were the shark ..

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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,005 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #15 - May 12^th, 2008 at 10:15pm Jeep wrote on May 12^th, 2008 at 11:23am: Incredible story...but true !
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Kilroy Rocks Off Regular Offline I love this place! Posts: 2,860 Mickville Virginny USA Gender:	Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op Reply #16 - May 12^th, 2008 at 11:29pm You got me.
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