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Question: What is the next disaster Al Gore will blame on Global Warming?

2004 Asian Tsunami    
  0 (0.0%)
Joey's Complete lack of sex life    
  3 (23.1%)
recent drop in Novogate stock    
  0 (0.0%)
Absence of glue on back of Scrounge's Stamps    
  1 (7.7%)
Tigers' bullpen woes    
  0 (0.0%)
Depression that "Kinks Week" is over    
  0 (0.0%)
last 100+ seasons of Cubs baseball    
  0 (0.0%)
Stolen Bandwith    
  2 (15.4%)
Tele's returned checks    
  1 (7.7%)
SS's blister on "tamborine hand"    
  0 (0.0%)
Gypsy forcibly removed from "Yearning for Zion" ranch    
  3 (23.1%)
1929 stock market crash    
  0 (0.0%)
Nanky/Dolly "sex tape" scandal    
  1 (7.7%)
IanBillen's poor scores on last "hooked on phonics" test    
  0 (0.0%)
Starbuck about to get fired for posting at work    
  2 (15.4%)
Lambchop voted off last week's "Dancing with the Crackhead Stars"    
  0 (0.0%)
premature cancellation of "Punky Brewster"    
  0 (0.0%)




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Al Gore: What else could be linked to cyclone?
May 7th, 2008 at 4:22pm
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Al Gore has recently made a connection between Global Warming and the Myanmar disaster.

http://www.citizensugar.com/1609388

What could be next?
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Reply #1 - May 7th, 2008 at 7:58pm
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Al Gore needs a real job.
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TenThousandMotels wrote on May 7th, 2008 at 7:58pm:
Al Gore needs a real job.


LOL! He's got one TTM! Currently he is conning the world at large about global warming while selling carbon footprint offsets. To date he has made over 100,000,000 on the largest scam in human history! I'm just damned glad that I'm not stupid enough to fall for his snake oil pitch.

He lives in a 30,000 square foot home, and justifies it by claiming that he's buying carbon footprint offsets! I guess it's just a coincidence that he also owns the company that sells those offsets! LOL!!

Some people are so stupid! See-The typical Obama voter.



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Re: Al Gore: What else could be linked to cyclone?
Reply #3 - May 7th, 2008 at 8:09pm
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Gotta admit Bucky, I'm lmao at your poll selections.  Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?

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Reply #4 - May 7th, 2008 at 8:12pm
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Did anyone actually vote?

This is pretty creative, Bucky

Did you give the kids a study hall today or an extra gym class? Grin Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?
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I had a pretty asian doctor do a hernia check on me today, with my wife in the room. It was so hot!!! They both thought they were sly, They knew I would get a semi-chubby!!! I love women!!!! My wife thinks I'm a dirty perv, but then, out of nowhere, we were talking about Assexual Hillary. i told her, there's no way that women ever got nasty... And she says, oh I could see her getting down. I said, she's never gone down... Then she says, I can picture her getting all freaky... My little fake threesome... Trumped by that!!!!
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Pdog wrote on May 7th, 2008 at 8:16pm:
I had a pretty asian doctor do a hernia check on me today, with my wife in the room. It was so hot!!! They both thought they were sly, They knew I would get a semi-chubby!!! I love women!!!! My wife thinks I'm a dirty perv, but then, out of nowhere, we were talking about Assexual Hillary. i told her, there's no way that women ever got nasty... And she says, oh I could see her getting down. I said, she's never gone down... Then she says, I can picture her getting all freaky... My little fake threesome... Trumped by that!!!!


Sorry for your bad luck, P...
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TenThousandMotels wrote on May 7th, 2008 at 8:13pm:
How does one aquire "carbon offsets" to sell?



Damned good question! I guess you just promise to plant some trees or some such shit.



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Riffhard wrote on May 7th, 2008 at 8:21pm:
TenThousandMotels wrote on May 7th, 2008 at 8:13pm:
How does one aquire "carbon offsets" to sell?



Damned good question! I guess you just promise to plant some trees or some such shit.



Riffy


Hmmm....maybe I'm in the wrong line of work.
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Great poll, Bucky.

If there were such a thing as Global Warming, it would be caused by that gasbag Gore droning on and on and on and on.
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PartyDoll MEG wrote on May 7th, 2008 at 8:12pm:
Did anyone actually vote?

This is pretty creative, Bucky

Did you give the kids a study hall today or an extra gym class? Grin Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?

I keep picking the "Crazy Woman" options on his polls.
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PartyDoll MEG wrote on May 7th, 2008 at 8:12pm:
Did anyone actually vote?

This is pretty creative, Bucky

Did you give the kids a study hall today or an extra gym class? Grin Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?

I keep picking the "Crazy Woman" options on his polls.

seems you have a few to choose from in this poll!
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