I always wanted to do a iq test. It's done for free by Tom Cruise's mob in the city. Russell St i think. Anyway, i was meeting some mates a pub nearby so thought it would be fun. I was there for fucking ages!!! I was doing ok, so i thought. Until i realised i had put different names on the question sheets. I didnt want any follow up or junk mail, so i used a mates name. Trouble is, i also used my real name on some of the pages. The dude asked me which name it was. I left red faced and feeling stupid. I wasted about 90mins of valuable drinking time.

But i hear a satanic cult is doing iq tests. Hey, i'm there!