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Apr 23rd, 2008 at 12:30pm
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By Joe Bavier


KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
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Reply #1 - Apr 23rd, 2008 at 1:15pm
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Lord knows that my penis would bring large $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on the "Black Market."
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TICH?????????????????  Puke all over me (wait that is BLEED)

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I wanna bring up something. Anyone ever wonder about how big Gods cock is? I have, so much so, I decided that it's huge, magnificently huge, smooth and straight and shiny. And i want to be made in Gods image, so i have been praying alot, to God cock.When i'm feeling down, I realize, I just need some God cock, and all will be well. If you're god is a woman, i understand this probably won't work for you, I don't know anything about God cunt, vagina or pussy... BUT my God cock likes it, nonetheless!!!

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Reply #5 - Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:30pm
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TenThousandMotels wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 12:30pm:
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.


LadyJane wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 3:22pm:
TICH?????????????????  Puke all over me (wait that is BLEED)
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Pdog wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:18pm:
I wanna bring up something. Anyone ever wonder about how big Gods cock is? I have, so much so, I decided that it's huge, magnificently huge, smooth and straight and shiny. And i want to be made in Gods image, so i have been praying alot, to God cock.When i'm feeling down, I realize, I just need some God cock, and all will be well. If you're god is a woman, i understand this probably won't work for you, I don't know anything about God cunt, vagina or pussy... BUT my God cock likes it, nonetheless!!!

Misfits/Samhain rule as well!!!



Well, don't know bout your problem. But what does God need a penis for? Wink
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Reply #7 - Apr 24th, 2008 at 9:39am
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I would have thought that if you had a bunch of sorcerers together, you would try to take over the world, not steal or shrink penises.  I guess that bunch and I are on much different wavelengths.
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Reply #8 - Apr 24th, 2008 at 9:54am
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West Africans are incredibly superstitious and incredibly obsessed with sex, which explains this.  In many countries in the region, the measure of a man is how many children he has.
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Reply #9 - Apr 26th, 2008 at 11:28am
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Zack wrote on Apr 24th, 2008 at 9:54am:
West Africans are incredibly superstitious and incredibly obsessed with sex, which explains this.


West Africa....hmmmm...ain't that where the blues came from????
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Reply #10 - Apr 27th, 2008 at 9:01pm
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TenThousandMotels, what do you do in your spare time?
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TenThousandMotels, what do you do in your spare time?


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Reply #12 - Apr 28th, 2016 at 6:05pm
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Well.... were the penises ever retrieved?  stu watching how stupid we are LOL

And how does one steal a penis without a pair of garden shears anyway?  Are you fucking serious?
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