Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register
 
YaBB - Yet another Bulletin Board
Home Help Search Login Register Broadcast Message to Admin(s)


Pages: 1 2 3 
Send Topic Print
I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones ) (Read 11,480 times)
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Apr 19th, 2008 at 12:00pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 

.... Moon that Is !!!!!




Hello My Stonesian Buttercups


Yes , thanks to a one Mr. Keith [ dear boy ]  Moon ( who arrived at The Brazen Head last evening promptly at 10:00 PM CDT  -- Sharp . ) your young Joeykins has become a Scotch Drinker .



Is this a good thing ?!


Keith ordered me a nice ' double shot ' of Lagavulin and instructed me to ' sip ' it and not ' slam it down  ' . Unusal for Keith as he quite often drinks his beers / shots like a glass of water  -- seconds to live .


Anyway , have any of you ever tried this Single Malt Scotch ?! ... Let me tell ya it goes down reeeeaaal smooth . Me entire body became both warm and numb at the same time  --- and that IS a good thing ( like a pleasurable rash that gets under your skin and STAYS there .......... )


Unfortunately  , after we had finished  , Keith ordered ANOTHER ' double shot '  of said single malt followed by copious amount of Guinnesses [ funny how he always keeps a tab yet I have yet to actually SEE him pay a bill around that establishment ]  and we were ' Off To The Races '  .... ** YES !!! **



Before he left with this absolutely STUNNING &  dark haired ' Cajun looking ' beauty   , Keith wanted me to tell everyone  , ....   ' Hi ' at Rocks Off , that he absolutely LOVES the brand new board ( I believe I saw Gazza standing over across the other side of the bar  --  near the front entryway  --  talking to a bunch of people  but I was not sure and he was gone by the time I finally made it over there .. )   , and that we can all expect some nice ' surprises ' Tuesday Evening  ' with regards to the Democratic Primary(s) .



Asked to explain further , Keith just smiled at me and snuck off with this beautiful woman out the patio doorway NOT to be seen again for the rest of the evening ................................


**** TO BE CONTINUED !!!! *****


Developing ...............................


I reamain ...... FOREVER   ... your 'kins !!!!


Joeykins , Est. 1999 and loved by everyone






[cc:kins ]




Back to top
« Last Edit: Apr 19th, 2008 at 12:04pm by Joey »  

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
Voodoo Chile in Wonderland
Unholy Trinity Admin
*****
Offline


The Stones are back you
bastards!!!!

Posts: 11,638
Wonderland
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #1 - Apr 19th, 2008 at 2:54pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint Better seen on weed! Let's go get drunk
Back to top
 

I only get my rocks off while I'm sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping with your girlfriend!!
WWW gerardo.liedo rocksoffmessageboard  
IP Logged
 
Pdog
Rocks Off Regular
*****
Offline



Posts: 6,061
aTx
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #2 - Apr 19th, 2008 at 3:05pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Joey, why didn't you just register as Maxlugar on this new board?
Shut the fuck up now


...

Back to top
 
 
IP Logged
 
Starbuck
Rocks Off Regular
*****
Offline


Postito, Ergo Sum.

Posts: 4,653
Minneapolis, MN
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #3 - Apr 19th, 2008 at 3:29pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Joey wrote on Apr 19th, 2008 at 12:00pm:
.... Moon that Is !!!!!




Hello My Stonesian Buttercups


Yes , thanks to a one Mr. Keith [ dear boy ]  Moon ( who arrived at The Brazen Head last evening promptly at 10:00 PM CDT  -- Sharp . ) your young Joeykins has become a Scotch Drinker .



Is this a good thing ?!


Keith ordered me a nice ' double shot ' of Lagavulin and instructed me to ' sip ' it and not ' slam it down  ' .......................




...
Back to top
 

"Why would any sane person want to leave Rocks Off? If you have an issue outside of Rocks Off, handle it. When you return it will be as if you never have left. Once you are here-it's expected you stay. Why waste long cultivated posting skills somewhere else? The outside world will not understand." -Nellie

“You assclowns are destroying this nation.” –Riffy

"You can lead a horse to the facts, but you can't make the horse understand the facts if he's a dumbfuck horse stuck on stupid." - Riffy

Posts: 66936 | Registered: Dec 2002



...
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #4 - Apr 20th, 2008 at 10:49am
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
" .... joey is a wonderful writer   "



Thanks Bucky .... Love Ya too  .............


'kins







..................
[cc:ss]


Back to top
« Last Edit: Apr 20th, 2008 at 10:51am by Joey »  

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
sirmoonie
Rocks Off Regular
*****
Offline



Posts: 3,470
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #5 - Apr 20th, 2008 at 11:06am
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Keith Simon Moon was the greatest.  I'd have given anything to completely trash a hotel room with him.  Even trashing a low-budget mattress outlet or a 7-11 bathroom with him would have been a tremendous experience.  Moon's music, his talent, his way of life - we all feel the loss of Moonie to this day.
Back to top
 

"But in terms of what's left of white people, we're still it." - Andrew Moof Oldham
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #6 - Apr 21st, 2008 at 8:58am
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
sirmoonie wrote on Apr 20th, 2008 at 11:06am:
Keith Simon Moon was the greatest.  I'd have given anything to completely trash a hotel room with him.  Even trashing a low-budget mattress outlet or a 7-11 bathroom with him would have been a tremendous experience.  Moon's music, his talent, his way of life - we all feel the loss of Moonie to this day.




Concur SirMoonie  ...........................



As you well know SirMoonie , the most important thing we all learned from Keith Moon is that it does not cost ANYTHING to love .


...



" Hit Me Ronnie ! "



Joey Moon !!!!




............
[cc:ss]




Back to top
« Last Edit: Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:00am by Joey »  

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #7 - Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:20am
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Pdog wrote on Apr 19th, 2008 at 3:05pm:
why didn't you just register as Maxlugar on this new board?





******* ? *********


**** WTF ?! *****


********* You make young Joey say , " Huh ?! " ***********





Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed! Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!  Better seen on weed!




...........
[cc:ss]


   



Back to top
 

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
Some Guy
Agent Provocateur
*****
Online



Posts: 14,225
Atlanta
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #8 - Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:31am
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Joey has been rock solid after the transition.
Back to top
 
 
IP Logged
 
Wild Bill
Rocks Off Regular
*****
Offline


Peace, love y abrazos

Posts: 446
East Ozarks
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #9 - Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:42am
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Did you get one of these little green bottles of Oriental Trip Juice to go with it?

...

Back to top
 
 
IP Logged
 
gimmekeef
Rocks Off Regular
*****
Offline



Posts: 5,646
Georgia USA
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #10 - Apr 21st, 2008 at 12:58pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Lagavulin is Johnny Depps drink of choice. Its extremely peaty and medicinal and btw is the main ingredient in Johnny Walker Black blended. Some less peaty choices with good character are:

Highland Park 12 (great value)
Balvenie 12
Mc Farclas 15 (very fruity)
Mac Callam (any kind there all good)
Famous Grouse Blended (very buttery good value) (my fave "Guzzlin" scotch)
Back to top
 

"Runnin Like A Cat In A Thunderstorm"
 
IP Logged
 
Pdog
Rocks Off Regular
*****
Offline



Posts: 6,061
aTx
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #11 - Apr 21st, 2008 at 1:03pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
...
Back to top
 
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #12 - Apr 21st, 2008 at 2:26pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Some Guy wrote on Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:31am:
Joey has been rock solid after the transition.



You Bet Your Sweet Bippy Some Guy !!!!!!!!



" Sock it TO Me Ronnie !!! "


J'Lo ! ™ 
Back to top
 

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #13 - Apr 21st, 2008 at 2:28pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Wild Bill wrote on Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:42am:
Did you get one of these little green bottles of Oriental Trip Juice to go with it?

...




no  ..... NO !!!!!!!


No Viet Cong !!!!


" MAO !!!! " ...... " MAO !!!! "


...


Back to top
 

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
glencar
Ex Member


Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #14 - Apr 21st, 2008 at 2:30pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Wow, you're declining fast!
Back to top
 
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #15 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 4:45pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
" Joey has been rock solid after the transition. "



Hello Some Guy .......


Weeding this evening ?!

Better seen on weed!



Weedykins ! ™
Back to top
 

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
Some Guy
Agent Provocateur
*****
Online



Posts: 14,225
Atlanta
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #16 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 4:51pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Joey wrote on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 4:45pm:
" Joey has been rock solid after the transition. "



Hello Some Guy .......


Weeding this evening ?!

Better seen on weed!



Weedykins ! ™

no- did you like SAL?
Back to top
 
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #17 - Apr 22nd, 2008 at 9:56pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 

" no- did you like SAL? "


I will see SAL soon .


Er , ... Hashishing ?!


Baby Joe Wolcott !!!! 
Back to top
 

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
Child of the Moon
Rocks Off Regular
*****
Offline


Plug in, flush out, and
fire the fuckin' feed...

Posts: 253
In the timbers of Fennario
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #18 - Apr 23rd, 2008 at 3:01am
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Joey?

...
Back to top
 

"[What does God look like?] Probably a very insignificant little creature. Probably invisible. I don't think he needs a look. And I tell you , if he has one, he'd probably look like me."&&&&"[What fantasy do I still have to fulfill?] Fucking God! Ha, ha!"&&&&-Keith Richards&&&&...
 
IP Logged
 
Some Guy
Agent Provocateur
*****
Online



Posts: 14,225
Atlanta
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #19 - Apr 23rd, 2008 at 7:12am
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Joey wrote on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 9:56pm:
" no- did you like SAL? "


I will see SAL soon .


Er , ... Hashishing ?!


Baby Joe Wolcott !!!!  

oh no! you have not seen it yet? - people may question your fanhood.
Back to top
 
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #20 - Apr 23rd, 2008 at 1:46pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
"  - people may question your fanhood. "


What ?!


...



Back to top
 

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
Some Guy
Agent Provocateur
*****
Online



Posts: 14,225
Atlanta
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #21 - Apr 23rd, 2008 at 2:41pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Joey wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 1:46pm:
"  - people may question your fanhood. "


What ?!


...




jb would question your fanhood, man that cat can hold a grudge.
Back to top
 
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #22 - Apr 23rd, 2008 at 3:28pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
"  man that cat can hold a grudge. "


Some Guy .....................................



I just ' expanded ' my Carbon Footprint on this orb .

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !
Back to top
 

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
Some Guy
Agent Provocateur
*****
Online



Posts: 14,225
Atlanta
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #23 - Apr 23rd, 2008 at 3:31pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
Joey wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 3:28pm:
"  man that cat can hold a grudge. "


Some Guy .....................................



I just ' expanded ' my Carbon Footprint on this orb .

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !

what comes next chief- bust a move.
Back to top
 
 
IP Logged
 
Joey
I Have No Life!
*****
Online



Posts: 18,725
Omaha , NE
Gender: male
Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Reply #24 - Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:01pm
Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
" what comes next chief- bust a move. "


...

Back to top
 

...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
IP Logged
 
Pages: 1 2 3 
Send Topic Print
(Moderators: Gazza, Voodoo Chile in Wonderland)