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Title: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by Rev 20 Redlights on Apr 24^th, 2018 at 8:51pm

I can hear you thinking "Nothing could ever compare to the
thrill of getting into Beggars, Bleed, Sticky, and Exile for the first time"

Well now, thanks to Samsung, you can stop your moaning and re-live your glory days

Samsung has employed a hypnotist to erase whatever entertainment memories you
choose, so you can see/hear it all again for the first time

This 20-minute program is called "Unspoil Me"

When you go to the link, you will have to authorize the following waiver...

"I’m over 18 years old, aware that the hypnosis can have real effect, I’m mentally
healthy and approve the terms and conditions."

http://www.samsung.com/se/unspoilme/eng/#

Damn! Can you believe they put the London Bach Choir on the new Stones album!?

Title: Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by andrews27 on Apr 24^th, 2018 at 9:49pm

At this point, probably better if you could invent a method of rolling up tight each Rolling Stone, tucking them neatly inside a squared-off, reusable plastic bag, and then using a vacuum cleaner hose to suck the air out of the bag for easy closet storage.

Title: Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by Edith Grove on Apr 25^th, 2018 at 5:51am

Fake posting

Title: Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by Some Guy on Apr 25^th, 2018 at 7:07am

this ain't bringing jb back.

Title: Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by Voodoo Child in Wonderland on Apr 25^th, 2018 at 10:24am

LOL for TV series and movies I don't need hypnosis I use to forget all

Title: Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by gimmekeef on Apr 25^th, 2018 at 1:13pm

It works folks...I can't remember Joey now....well worth the time friends (sorry Joey...lol)

(waiting for the crossed arms Willis picture)

Title: Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by gorda on Apr 27^th, 2018 at 8:35pm

I had forgotten how crazy the people on this website are! Ha! Ha! ;D

Title: Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by Freya Gin on Apr 28^th, 2018 at 5:27pm

Can you get their ancient asses into the studio? The new album is supposed to be out by Christmas but from what we're hearing, they're dragging their feet so much that it won't be Christmas 2018. I can lend you rope, floggers, a riding crop, a paddle and a wooden yardstick, if you need them.

Title: Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by sweetcharmedlife on May 12^th, 2018 at 11:12pm

A 20 minute version of Miss You? :pukey

Title: Re: I can solve ALL your Rolling Stones problems in just 20 minutes
Post by Kilroy on May 13^th, 2018 at 11:13pm

Wait
Who Am I?
Where am I?
What'S this Notebooking TV, thing I'm typing On?
It seems to be connected visually to some strange group of blues fans?
Seems as if I forgot to remember to forget? odd?