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Title: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by Freya Gin on Sep 16^th, 2017 at 6:33pm

In answer to the common question "How can Keith Richards still be alive?!" my cousin said, "I don't think he really is. He's dead and just doesn't know it yet. He's really well-preserved because his innards are completely pickled in alcohol." I thought about this a while before I agreed that it was plausible.

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by andrews27 on Sep 17^th, 2017 at 4:27pm

He's aware of it, because he overtopped his replenishment in Munich.

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by Freya Gin on Sep 18^th, 2017 at 3:42am

andrews27 wrote on Sep 17^th, 2017 at 4:27pm:

He's aware of it, because he overtopped his replenishment in Munich.

I haven't been keeping up lately. What happened in Munich?

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by Steel Wheels on Sep 18^th, 2017 at 6:04am

The Stones are currently on tour. The tour is called No Filter, and they recently played a concert in Munich. Munich is known as a great place for beer, so Andrew made a joke in reference to that.

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by Freya Gin on Sep 18^th, 2017 at 4:04pm

Oh, so he drank too much beer? I would've thought that would just result in him standing up in the bathroom a while.

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by Bitch on Sep 20^th, 2017 at 5:41am

I read somewhere KEEF peed his pants on stage in Germany. I cant confirm this though I've been looking for pics. He's alive and pissing! ;D

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by Freya Gin on Sep 20^th, 2017 at 11:14pm

Why would anyone want a picture of that? Poor guy.

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by Pdog on Sep 21^st, 2017 at 2:20pm

everybody dies, just you never know when.

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by mojoman on Sep 21^st, 2017 at 3:58pm

Bitch wrote on Sep 20^th, 2017 at 5:41am:

I read somewhere KEEF peed his pants on stage in Germany. I cant confirm this though I've been looking for pics. He's alive and pissing! ;D

thats the working title. we piss anywhere

Freya Gin wrote on Sep 20^th, 2017 at 11:14pm:

Why would anyone want a picture of that? Poor guy.

some pay extra for those kinda things. he must miss the days of underwear being thown onstage

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by andrews27 on Sep 21^st, 2017 at 6:58pm

Overspilled in Caroline?

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by Gazza on Sep 21^st, 2017 at 7:20pm

Bitch wrote on Sep 20^th, 2017 at 5:41am:

I read somewhere KEEF peed his pants on stage in Germany. I cant confirm this though I've been looking for pics. He's alive and pissing! ;D

Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas started that trend a few years ago now..........

If The Stones really want to stay relevant they need to take things up to the next level.

Title: Re: My cousin"s theory about Keith Richards
Post by andrews27 on Sep 21^st, 2017 at 8:08pm

I still haven't seen the Keith pix, and have no idea if it's true or not. When I first posted, I only had just heard that he appeared inebriated at Munich.

He was spot on at Spielberg, though...no pun intended.

You'd think that if it happened, the Daily Mail would have, um, leaked it by now.

"Just as long as the git-tar plays..."