As you have no doubt noted I am especially active on the board today. You see I have been banned from the football forum, ( that's the real football in America), too many racist comments about Turks, Croat's and drunken Scots. :'( I'm killing time!)
This week I had ultrasounds looking I think for some alien implant, and more bloodwork than Vlad The Impaler could've ever dreamed up.
Today, in 4 hours I get the results.
Probably just a Guinness Stain. Still nerves make me rabbit, (talk, type too much), many apologies. Should you no longer hear from me, I am prolly dead, or close to being.

gypsymofo60 wrote on May 25^th, 2017 at 10:13pm:

As you have no doubt noted I am especially active on the board today. You see I have been banned from the football forum, ( that's the real football in America), too many racist comments about Turks, Croat's and drunken Scots. :'( I'm killing time!) This week I had ultrasounds looking I think for some alien implant, and more bloodwork than Vlad The Impaler could've ever dreamed up. Today, in 4 hours I get the results. Probably just a Guinness Stain. Still nerves make me rabbit, (talk, type too much), many apologies. Should you no longer hear from me, I am prolly dead, or close to being.

When I said real football that was a gaff. I meant you guys in America call it the real football, don't you.

gypsymofo60 wrote on May 25^th, 2017 at 10:15pm:

gypsymofo60 wrote on May 25th, 2017 at 10:13pm: As you have no doubt noted I am especially active on the board today. You see I have been banned from the football forum, ( that's the real football in America), too many racist comments about Turks, Croat's and drunken Scots. :'( I'm killing time!) This week I had ultrasounds looking I think for some alien implant, and more bloodwork than Vlad The Impaler could've ever dreamed up. Today, in 4 hours I get the results. Probably just a Guinness Stain. Still nerves make me rabbit, (talk, type too much), many apologies. Should you no longer hear from me, I am prolly dead, or close to being. When I said real football that was a gaff. I meant you guys in America call it the real football, don't you.

Everytime I type the word the real football, it comes back as real football?

gypsymofo60 wrote on May 25^th, 2017 at 10:16pm:

gypsymofo60 wrote on May 25th, 2017 at 10:15pm: gypsymofo60 wrote on May 25th, 2017 at 10:13pm: As you have no doubt noted I am especially active on the board today. You see I have been banned from the football forum, ( that's the real football in America), too many racist comments about Turks, Croat's and drunken Scots. :'( I'm killing time!) This week I had ultrasounds looking I think for some alien implant, and more bloodwork than Vlad The Impaler could've ever dreamed up. Today, in 4 hours I get the results. Probably just a Guinness Stain. Still nerves make me rabbit, (talk, type too much), many apologies. Should you no longer hear from me, I am prolly dead, or close to being. When I said real football that was a gaff. I meant you guys in America call it the real football, don't you. Everytime I type the word the real football, it comes back as real football?

s-o-c-c-e-r. :o

Oh, honey, I'm sorry to hear that you're not doing well either. What are they looking for with these tests?

Seriously, if there's anything I can do to make you feel better, let me know. I'm gonna hang around here too and I'm a night owl so I'll be up late.

Freya Gin wrote on May 25^th, 2017 at 10:36pm:

Oh, honey, I'm sorry to hear that you're not doing well either. What are they looking for with these tests? Seriously, if there's anything I can do to make you feel better, let me know. I'm gonna hang around here too and I'm a night owl so I'll be up late.

I suppose a long distance blow job would be out of the question? ;D No seriously, who knows? Like I say, some J-Rod implant probably. Or just a Guinness Stain. ;D

gypsymofo60 wrote on May 25^th, 2017 at 10:54pm:

Freya Gin wrote on May 25th, 2017 at 10:36pm: Oh, honey, I'm sorry to hear that you're not doing well either. What are they looking for with these tests? Seriously, if there's anything I can do to make you feel better, let me know. I'm gonna hang around here too and I'm a night owl so I'll be up late. I suppose a long distance blow job would be out of the question? ;D No seriously, who knows? Like I say, some J-Rod implant probably. Or just a Guinness Stain. ;D

Haha, I never mastered the art of long distance oral sex. I can only do it when the subject is in the same room. But if I could... :-*

Sorry about that last post, bang out of order, just in jest, although I realise this is not the most opportune time for such low humour. Hope you will forgive me.
Shouldn't you be getting as much rest as possible? I used to stay up on the site all night too. Back then there were more us English chaps on the site, I miss 'em. And we, the Australian connection + Finnish Marko used to dominate the old chat room.
Anyway I gotta make tracks, off to the doctor for my results, I am for once actually really concerned this time. So I shall talk to you again Wednesday, big week ahead. GOD! I need some serious pain relief. Gimme Sister Morphine ;D

Nah, hon, I don't mind. I've been actually harassed on here and Twitter. Believe me, I can tell the difference.

I'm only watching DVDs so I'm not doing much anyway.

Yeah, it would be nice if the chat room was still active. I guess everyone uses chat apps now. But I'll be around when you come back. Maybe we can chat or pm then.