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Message started by Freya Gin on Jan 20th, 2016 at 9:52am

Title: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 20th, 2016 at 9:52am
I'm in the mideastern US and I'm about to freeze to death!

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by SheRat on Jan 20th, 2016 at 5:36pm
I know, right? It's frickin' COLD.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by gorda on Jan 20th, 2016 at 6:56pm
Me three!  I want to go to a tropical island, too!

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by AngieBlue on Jan 20th, 2016 at 8:33pm
Make me four!  It's icing again here!

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:13am
Sounds like a party. It could be fun! C'mon, man.

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Post by job on Jan 21st, 2016 at 10:13am
I'm comfy as hell in So Cal.  72 degrees and sunny today.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 21st, 2016 at 11:49am

job wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 10:13am:
I'm comfy as hell in So Cal.  72 degrees and sunny today.


Can I come stay with you then? They're saying that there's about a foot of snow headed right for me.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by job on Jan 21st, 2016 at 1:30pm

Freya Gin wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 11:49am:

job wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 10:13am:
I'm comfy as hell in So Cal.  72 degrees and sunny today.


Can I come stay with you then? They're saying that there's about a foot of snow headed right for me.


The west is the best.
Get here, and we'll do the rest.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:39am
I knocked about 2 inches of snow off the top step when I opened the front door a few minutes ago. And the snow is still just coming down like a heavy rain. So I'm stuck here and I'm really bored. Guess I'll watch netflix or something while I'm being buried alive.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Some Guy on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:59am

Freya Gin wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:39am:
I knocked about 2 inches of snow off the top step when I opened the front door a few minutes ago. And the snow is still just coming down like a heavy rain. So I'm stuck here and I'm really bored. Guess I'll watch netflix or something while I'm being buried alive.


you gonna learn today.


https://youtu.be/EFVUD6xrgAc?list=PLJNbijG2M7Oxs7BxJcBFSSa81OmZl6NJx

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Joey on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 9:42am



<  ----- It is so friggin cold here in the Midwest that Young Joey's Hog has just shriveled up .

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Edith Grove on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 10:15am

Joey wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 9:42am:
<  ----- It is so friggin cold here in the Midwest that Young Joey's Hog has just shriveled up .



Joey ?


https://youtu.be/dcovHHOCtpQ

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 11:51am
It is STILL snowing. I'm afraid I won't be able to uncover my car until spring at this rate. Sorry, guys, but as I'm snowed in and bored, you're going to have to help keep me entertained today.

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Post by Joey on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 1:16pm
" It is STILL snowing. I'm afraid I won't be able to uncover my car until spring at this rate. Sorry, guys, but as I'm snowed in and bored, you're going to have to help keep me entertained today. "

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<  ------ It is so friggin cold outside that even my testicles have just shriveled up . WTF ?!

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by gimmekeef on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 1:53pm
A Gal asked me if we could have phone sex....anyone know how to get an Iphone6 out of your ass?

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 2:13pm

gimmekeef wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 1:53pm:
A Gal asked me if we could have phone sex....anyone know how to get an Iphone6 out of your ass?



Very carefully.

Not that I'm speaking from experience with anything like that.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 3:26pm

Joey wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 1:16pm:
" It is STILL snowing. I'm afraid I won't be able to uncover my car until spring at this rate. Sorry, guys, but as I'm snowed in and bored, you're going to have to help keep me entertained today. "

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<  ------ It is so friggin cold outside that even my testicles have just shriveled up . WTF ?!


I can't say that I know for sure but that sounds painful.

The snow has been going full-speed since about 5 am. It's now 3:25 pm and it shows no sign of slowing down. At this rate I soon won't even be able to find my car.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by job on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 3:31pm
No shrinkage here...I'm goin' commando in 70 degrees.  I'm out there, Jerry! And I'm lovin' every minute of it!

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 3:58pm
My neighbors managed to dig their car out but only managed to get about a 1/5 mile down the road before they couldn't go any farther because of the bottom layer of ice and the snow on top.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Some Guy on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 4:20pm
Desert Island album- see below...

https://youtu.be/4I51eR2hzdQ

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Post by Edith Grove on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 5:50pm
People in the Mid-Atlantic region are being advised to stay home as a huge winter storm that lashed the South hits farther north.

"Unless you are a first responder, you don't need to be on our roads," Washington Mayor Muriel Bowser said. "Find a safe place and stay there." Baltimore could get 18-21 inches of snow, and Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake urged residents to stay off the roads for their own safety and to make snow removal easier.

Other developments:

-- I-75 in Kentucky is closed because of the large number of accidents, the Kentucky State Patrol said.
-- FlightAware said that almost 7,000 flights have been canceled for Friday and Saturday.
-- Some 123,500 customers are without power across the southeast, most of them in the Carolinas, according to Duke Energy.

Get complete coverage of breaking news on CNN TV, CNN.com and CNN Mobile.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by SheRat on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 7:45pm
That shit's supposed to be headed for Chicago, too. We'll see!

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Post by AngieBlue on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 7:52pm
It's been so friggin cold around here even the polar bear at the zoo asked for a transfer to the Carolinas! 

http://www.kmbz.com/KC-Zoo-Polar-Bear-Nikita-is-leaving-after-New-Year/22324240

And you thought I was joking. ;)

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 24th, 2016 at 4:07am
It's -2 degrees F here right now. I don't even remember what being warm feels like.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Jan 24th, 2016 at 5:12am
And the pipes are frozen in both the kitchen and the bathroom. FUCK.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by Freya Gin on Dec 10th, 2017 at 2:47pm
It's supposed to get down to 18 degrees Tuesday night. C'mon man, have a heart.

Title: Re: Keith, take me to your tropical island, PLEASE!
Post by lavendar on Dec 10th, 2017 at 3:36pm

gimmekeef wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 1:53pm:
A Gal asked me if we could have phone sex....anyone know how to get an Iphone6 out of your ass?

;D ;D ;D

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