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Message started by monkey_man on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:37pm

Title: WTF????
Post by monkey_man on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:37pm


Forget bedtime stories featuring "Winnie the Pooh" or "The Cat in the Hat"; one new children's book stars mommy — and her new nose job.

"My Beautiful Mommy," written by Florida-based plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer, is billed by its author as the first book that explains plastic surgery to kids, an issue with which he says many of his patients struggle.

"More than half the women that come in for procedures bring their children with them," he said. "And most parents go into denial about the surgery with regard to their children."

"My Beautiful Mommy" focuses on a mother explaining an impending nose job and tummy tuck to her young daughter, who is scared that her mommy may look different. Mommy also undergoes a breast enhancement in the book, a fact depicted only through the illustrations so as not to get too graphic for child readers.

Title: Re: WTF????
Post by Pdog on Apr 24th, 2008 at 5:34pm
I don't know what to say!

Title: Re: WTF????
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 5:38pm
crack,cock or to the face?

Title: Re: WTF????
Post by Joey on Apr 24th, 2008 at 5:50pm

Pdog wrote on Apr 24th, 2008 at 5:34pm:
I don't know what to say!



No ?!


Well I do .......


Hubba !



'kins, Est. 1999 and loved by EVERYBODY !

Title: Re: WTF????
Post by TenThousandMotels on Apr 24th, 2008 at 6:34pm
[quote author=monkey_man
"My Beautiful Mommy," written by Florida-based plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer, is billed by its author as the first book that explains plastic surgery to kids, an issue with which he says many of his patients struggle.
[/quote]


I wonder how Jacko explains plastic surgery to his kids.

Title: Re: WTF????
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 6:44pm
Is Joey sportin toe?

Title: Re: WTF????
Post by corgi37 on Apr 25th, 2008 at 5:32am
I hear this is a trilogy.

Next is...

Mommy has funny boobs

And..

Mommie's labia has been trimmed

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