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Message started by Joey on Apr 19th, 2008 at 12:00pm

Title: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 19th, 2008 at 12:00pm

.... Moon that Is !!!!!




Hello My Stonesian Buttercups


Yes , thanks to a one Mr. Keith [ dear boy ]  Moon ( who arrived at The Brazen Head last evening promptly at 10:00 PM CDT  -- Sharp . ) your young Joeykins has become a Scotch Drinker .



Is this a good thing ?!


Keith ordered me a nice ' double shot ' of Lagavulin and instructed me to ' sip ' it and not ' slam it down  ' . Unusal for Keith as he quite often drinks his beers / shots like a glass of water  -- seconds to live .


Anyway , have any of you ever tried this Single Malt Scotch ?! ... Let me tell ya it goes down reeeeaaal smooth . Me entire body became both warm and numb at the same time  --- and that IS a good thing ( like a pleasurable rash that gets under your skin and STAYS there .......... )


Unfortunately  , after we had finished  , Keith ordered ANOTHER ' double shot '  of said single malt followed by copious amount of Guinnesses [ funny how he always keeps a tab yet I have yet to actually SEE him pay a bill around that establishment ]  and we were ' Off To The Races '  .... ** YES !!! **



Before he left with this absolutely STUNNING &  dark haired ' Cajun looking ' beauty   , Keith wanted me to tell everyone  , ....   ' Hi ' at Rocks Off , that he absolutely LOVES the brand new board ( I believe I saw Gazza standing over across the other side of the bar  --  near the front entryway  --  talking to a bunch of people  but I was not sure and he was gone by the time I finally made it over there .. )   , and that we can all expect some nice ' surprises ' Tuesday Evening  ' with regards to the Democratic Primary(s) .



Asked to explain further , Keith just smiled at me and snuck off with this beautiful woman out the patio doorway NOT to be seen again for the rest of the evening ................................


**** TO BE CONTINUED !!!! *****


Developing ...............................


I reamain ...... FOREVER   ... your 'kins !!!!


Joeykins , Est. 1999 and loved by everyone






[cc:kins ]





Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Apr 19th, 2008 at 2:54pm
:pullanolte :weed :booze

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Pdog on Apr 19th, 2008 at 3:05pm
Joey, why didn't you just register as Maxlugar on this new board?
:shutthefuckup





Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Starbuck on Apr 19th, 2008 at 3:29pm

Joey wrote on Apr 19th, 2008 at 12:00pm:
.... Moon that Is !!!!!




Hello My Stonesian Buttercups


Yes , thanks to a one Mr. Keith [ dear boy ]  Moon ( who arrived at The Brazen Head last evening promptly at 10:00 PM CDT  -- Sharp . ) your young Joeykins has become a Scotch Drinker .



Is this a good thing ?!


Keith ordered me a nice ' double shot ' of Lagavulin and instructed me to ' sip ' it and not ' slam it down  ' .......................






Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 20th, 2008 at 10:49am
" .... joey is a wonderful writer   "



Thanks Bucky .... Love Ya too  .............


'kins







..................
[cc:ss]



Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by sirmoonie on Apr 20th, 2008 at 11:06am
Keith Simon Moon was the greatest.  I'd have given anything to completely trash a hotel room with him.  Even trashing a low-budget mattress outlet or a 7-11 bathroom with him would have been a tremendous experience.  Moon's music, his talent, his way of life - we all feel the loss of Moonie to this day.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 21st, 2008 at 8:58am

sirmoonie wrote on Apr 20th, 2008 at 11:06am:
Keith Simon Moon was the greatest.  I'd have given anything to completely trash a hotel room with him.  Even trashing a low-budget mattress outlet or a 7-11 bathroom with him would have been a tremendous experience.  Moon's music, his talent, his way of life - we all feel the loss of Moonie to this day.




Concur SirMoonie  ...........................



As you well know SirMoonie , the most important thing we all learned from Keith Moon is that it does not cost ANYTHING to love .






" Hit Me Ronnie ! "



Joey Moon !!!!




............
[cc:ss]





Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:20am

Pdog wrote on Apr 19th, 2008 at 3:05pm:
why didn't you just register as Maxlugar on this new board?



******* ? *********


**** WTF ?! *****


********* You make young Joey say , " Huh ?! " ***********





:weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed  :weed :weed  :weed  :weed




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Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:31am
Joey has been rock solid after the transition.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Wild Bill on Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:42am
Did you get one of these little green bottles of Oriental Trip Juice to go with it?




Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by gimmekeef on Apr 21st, 2008 at 12:58pm
Lagavulin is Johnny Depps drink of choice. Its extremely peaty and medicinal and btw is the main ingredient in Johnny Walker Black blended. Some less peaty choices with good character are:

Highland Park 12 (great value)
Balvenie 12
Mc Farclas 15 (very fruity)
Mac Callam (any kind there all good)
Famous Grouse Blended (very buttery good value) (my fave "Guzzlin" scotch)

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Pdog on Apr 21st, 2008 at 1:03pm

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 21st, 2008 at 2:26pm

Some Guy wrote on Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:31am:
Joey has been rock solid after the transition.



You Bet Your Sweet Bippy Some Guy !!!!!!!!



" Sock it TO Me Ronnie !!! "


J'Lo ! ™  

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 21st, 2008 at 2:28pm

Wild Bill wrote on Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:42am:
Did you get one of these little green bottles of Oriental Trip Juice to go with it?




no  ..... NO !!!!!!!


No Viet Cong !!!!


" MAO !!!! " ...... " MAO !!!! "






Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by glencar on Apr 21st, 2008 at 2:30pm
Wow, you're declining fast!

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 4:45pm
" Joey has been rock solid after the transition. "



Hello Some Guy .......


Weeding this evening ?!

:weed



Weedykins ! ™

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 4:51pm

Joey wrote on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 4:45pm:
" Joey has been rock solid after the transition. "



Hello Some Guy .......


Weeding this evening ?!

:weed



Weedykins ! ™

no- did you like SAL?

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 9:56pm

" no- did you like SAL? "


I will see SAL soon .


Er , ... Hashishing ?!


Baby Joe Wolcott !!!!  

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Child of the Moon on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 3:01am
Joey?


Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 7:12am

Joey wrote on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 9:56pm:
" no- did you like SAL? "


I will see SAL soon .


Er , ... Hashishing ?!


Baby Joe Wolcott !!!!  

oh no! you have not seen it yet? - people may question your fanhood.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 1:46pm
"  - people may question your fanhood. "


What ?!







Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 2:41pm

Joey wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 1:46pm:
"  - people may question your fanhood. "


What ?!



jb would question your fanhood, man that cat can hold a grudge.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 3:28pm
"  man that cat can hold a grudge. "


Some Guy .....................................



I just ' expanded ' my Carbon Footprint on this orb .

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 3:31pm

Joey wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 3:28pm:
"  man that cat can hold a grudge. "


Some Guy .....................................



I just ' expanded ' my Carbon Footprint on this orb .

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !

what comes next chief- bust a move.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:01pm
" what comes next chief- bust a move. "





Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:04pm
what comes next chief- bust a move. "
[/quote]
nuzzleism.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Ade on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:07pm
so now Ronnie has a cat implant to go with the wig?  :o

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:13pm
Massive, peat-smoke typical of southern Islay, yet with a dry finesse that makes up a classy package. Apparently the teetotal Johnny Depp sometimes orders a dram of this and just sniffs it (it's that good). A worthy classic.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Pdog on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:14pm
I'm convinced Joey really drank with Avril Lavigne!!!!

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:31pm

Pdog wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 at 4:14pm:
I'm convinced Joey really drank with Avril Lavigne!!!!

Brewmiliation.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 24th, 2008 at 10:38am
" what comes next chief- bust a move. "


" nuzzleism. "


Some Guy ..................................................


Last night I spoke with ' The Master ' and he has agreed that you can become a great asset .

Soon , you shall take over :











Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 12:20pm

Joey wrote on Apr 24th, 2008 at 10:38am:
" what comes next chief- bust a move. "


" nuzzleism. "


Some Guy ..................................................


Last night I spoke with ' The Master ' and he has agreed that you can become a great asset .

Soon , you shall take over :










Hey Joey, I seriously expanded my carbon footprint today by going to Taco Bell for lunch.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 24th, 2008 at 1:55pm







" Hey Joey, I seriously expanded my carbon footprint today by going to Taco Bell for lunch.  "


Indeed you are strong Some Guy   ....  just like The Emperor has forseen .

One day you shall take my place by his side .



J. Fly !

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:25pm

Joey wrote on Apr 24th, 2008 at 1:55pm:

" Hey Joey, I seriously expanded my carbon footprint today by going to Taco Bell for lunch.  "


Indeed you are strong Some Guy   ....  just like The Emperor has forseen .

One day you shall take my place by his side .



J. Fly !

I'd rather kiss a wookie.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by glencar on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:27pm
I had some curry chicken and now I don't feel so good...

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:28pm

wrote on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:27pm:
I had some curry chicken and now I don't feel so good...

why the Will Smith avatar?

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by glencar on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:29pm
nigga please!

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:32pm
Thinking about that 12:45pm Imax Mall of Ga SAL show tomorrow, so I calls the theater to confirm it's on and the dude says yes and don't worry it's not gonna sell too much, oh and it will soon be replaced by Speed Racer.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by glencar on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:38pm
it's outta theaters in my immediate area.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:41pm
nigga please!

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by glencar on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:46pm
Things move faster up North!

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:48pm
May 9th SAL last day at Mall of Ga. in IMAX- May 10th it's all about Speed Racer up in there.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by glencar on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:49pm
I can't think of a less appealing movie except for that new Indy Jones shitpile. I mean, why can't an oldster like H. Ford learn to hang it up already?

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:50pm
I was looking forward to that flick. You poo- poo it?

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by glencar on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:51pm
I generally don't enjoy the movies based on comic books, the Spidey series being the sole exception.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:55pm
getting jiggy wit it.

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by glencar on Apr 24th, 2008 at 3:00pm
I have gotten a bit of static from less-informed posters about my avatar!

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Some Guy on Apr 24th, 2008 at 3:03pm
Stones and doobage.

http://www.youtube.com/v/mpghTYzkSqY&hl=en

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 24th, 2008 at 4:57pm
" I had some curry chicken and now I don't feel so good  ... "


I recommend a nice long .... DUMP !!!!!


Speaking of which :


**** END TRANSMISSION ! *****


Phew  -- Brown Stinky ! ™

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 24th, 2008 at 4:59pm

wrote on Apr 24th, 2008 at 2:46pm:
Things move faster up North!



Tell Me About it !!!!!!!!!






Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 25th, 2008 at 3:19pm
" I'd rather kiss a wookie. "




Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by glencar on Apr 25th, 2008 at 6:18pm

Joey wrote on Apr 24th, 2008 at 4:57pm:
" I had some curry chicken and now I don't feel so good  ... "


I recommend a nice long .... DUMP !!!!!


Speaking of which :


**** END TRANSMISSION ! *****


Phew  -- Brown Stinky ! ™

Are you a newbie?

Title: Re: I drank Lagavulin with Keith ...... ( Stones )
Post by Joey on Apr 26th, 2008 at 9:11am
" Are you a newbie? "



blue ( notice very small ' b '  )


From now on would you please address me as , " RM !!! "


As in  ,  .......  " Yes SIR  , RM !!!! "



...    " Whatever you WANT  , ... RM !!! "



" You are the GREATEST   ,  .... RM !!!! "


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